Ateklabs.135
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utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!teklabs!terryl
Fri Dec  4 23:34:28 1981
True light bulb joke for Californians

     Everyone mentioning Californians in light bulbs have it all wrong;
here is the correct joke. Warning: this joke is rated R; people under 17
must read this joke with a parent or guardian in attendance!!!

       How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb????
       NONE!!!! Californians screw in hot tubs, not light bulbs!!!!

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