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726 subject
Complete Waste of Time
14 subject
About this UHS file
3 text
Who wrote this file?
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3 text
Dedication
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3 text
Can I write a UHS file?
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3 text
Who designed UHS?
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3 text
About the Game
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118 subject
Frequently Asked Questions
3 text
Are there hints within the game?
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15 hint
Do the lobes have to be done in a certain order?
lry'
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JDr 8wIJIptJ cpFFrI|&
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JDr awIItBwI&
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pGB JDr 8|JDwGtMrI'
3 text
How do I find inner space?
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16 nesthint
What is this thing that keeps changing colours in the maze?
W&j$,4x \ow~Hsl*
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9 hint
What do the colours mean?
1Fzr ty zH $7wIJDT'
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cIrrG ty CIwv FrCJ Jw ItsDJ $bpyJT'
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9rB ty CIwv ItsDJ Jw FrCJ $kryJT'
5 hint
How do I know when I finished a lobe?
:Dr CwwJ {tFF Ar IrFrpyrB tG JDr FwAr'
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:Dr FwAr {tFF Ar CFpyDtGs wG JDr AIptG'
6 hint
Can I reset the maze?
lry'
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:DrIr ty p |rFFw{ CFpH wG JDr BpyDAwpIB tG JDr vpMr'  aFtqu wG tJ& pGB JDrG
qFtqu wG JDr IrB AzJJwG'
3 hint
Can I reset the game?
7wJ zGJtF |wz CtGtyD JDr {DwFr spvr'
3 hint
If I leave the maze and come back, where am I in the maze?
lwz pIr {DrIr |wz {rIr {DrG |wz FrCJ JDr vpMr'
9 hint
I found the map for the maze in the game.  How do I use it in the maze?
fwKr |wzI vwzyr HwtGJrI wKrI JDr qwvHpyy'  `G < {tFF CwIv tG JDr vtBBFr'
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aFtqu JDr vwzyr {DtFr |wz DpKr JDr <'
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3 text
What are non-essential clues?
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26 subject
Where are the maps in the game?
3 comment
Loonatorium Map
The Loony will give you this map after a few rounds of Spot the Loony
4 comment
Exploding T.V. Room Map
The map is located under the telly in the corner. Scan the area until you see
a X.
3 comment
Portrait Gallery Map
With your mouse, scan over the middle picture frame until you find the X.
4 comment
Corridor Map
This map can be found under the arch on the right side of the corridor.  Scan
the area with your mouse until you see a X.
4 comment
Test Your Skills Map
This map is hidden in the maze, on the lower left leg of the H.  Consult the
map in the Test Your Skills section to see where the H is.
6 comment
Pythonizer Map
This map is also hidden in the maze.  Just push the red button at the end of
the middle arm of the E in HEAD.

Consult the map in the Pythonizer section to see where the E is.
3 text
What does each maze spell?
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3 text
How do I finish a lobe?
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3 text
What are essential clues?
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3 text
What are the red balls in space?
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3 text
What are the yellow balls in the maze?
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3 text
What is the yellow thingy with the red number that I found in the maze?
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3 text
How do I change the question number?
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3 text
How do I get out of the maze?
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149 subject
Trivia Questions
41 subject
By the numbers
3 hint
How many blows to the head does Mrs. Scum receive?
X
3 link
How many times the Parrot is beaten against the counter?
392
3 link
How many unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen are there?
405
3 link
How many body sections does the ant have?
387
3 link
How many years until Ken Shabby gets a brush?
605
3 link
What is the number of cars in the drive-in?
636
3 hint
How many verses in the Lumberjack song?
*
3 hint
How many Mounties sing the chorus (of the Lumberjack song)?
,
3 hint
How many can-can girls are there?
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3 hint
How many people are watching TV?
X
3 hint
How many lobes of the brain are there?
+
3 hint
How many explosions are there in the exploding Blue Danube sketch?
XX
3 hint
How many Spanish Inquisitors are there?
Y
35 subject
Complete the following phrase
3 hint
Spam, bacon, sausage, and ...
iHpv
3 hint
I say, anyone for ...
:rGGty
3 hint
Your wife ... is she a ...
cwrI
3 hint
Ec Eecky ...
:DzvH
3 link
Nobody likes a ...
687
3 hint
Man with three ...
1zJJwquy
3 hint
Old Nick the ...
irp qpHJptG
3 hint
No time to ...
6wyr
3 hint
Hello ...
iptFwI
3 hint
Hold your head and go ...
kppppsD
3 link
The first lesson of not being seen is not to ...
477
71 subject
Just questions
3 link
What mountain has the biggest tits?
322
3 link
What is the first word in Storytime?
313
3 hint
What did Rumpletweezer run?
:Dr 2tGu| :tGu| iDwH
3 hint
What problem does the Royal Navy have under control?
apGGtApFtyv
3 link
What is the color of the phone in the Argument Clinic?
329
3 link
Who ate the crunchy frog?
338
3 link
What room is the argument clinic in?
619
3 hint
Which cheese was eaten by the cat?
apvrvArIJ
3 hint
What company makes the best butter?
kDtMMw
3 hint
What does the Norwegian Blue have?
1rpzJtCzF HFzvpsr
3 link
What choir did the parrot join?
468
3 hint
How does Polly Parrot feel?
2rpB
3 hint
What breed is the killer cat?
itpvryr
3 link
What currency is kept in the fridge?
378
3 hint
What currency is kept in the pyjamas?
8wzGBy
3 link
What can be recognized from a really long way away?
561
3 link
Who opts for a blow on the head?
461
3 link
What was Atilla the Huns's gift to the children?
612
3 link
What is the name of the flying banner?
540
3 link
What job did the Lumberjack never want?
545
3 link
What is the Dirty Vicar's real name?
554
3 link
What's an alternative to burning, burying, or dumping?
673
3 link
What is a full time occupation for cat influenza man?
680
3 text
The Stage
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437 subject
The Lobes
62 subject
Loonatorium
3 text
What will I find here?
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3 text
Where is the maze?
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3 gifa
Map
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8 subject
The Maze
3 text
Some little nudges
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3 text
Ride-through
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34 subject
Questions at the end of the maze
9 hint
What is the first word in Storytime?
cw Jw JDr awIItBwI'
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6wwu tG JDr XyJ ktGBw{'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !DrFFw'!
7 hint
What mountain has the biggest tits?
cw Jw JDr :; 9wwv'
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kpJqD JDr :rFF|'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !fJ' bKrIryJ'!
9 hint
What is the color of the phone in the Argument Clinic?
cw Jw JDr awIItBwI'
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aFtqu wG JDr FrCJ ytBr wC JDr qwIItBwI'
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6wwu tG JDr )GB ktGBw{'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !sIp|'!
7 hint
Who ate the crunchy frog?
cw Jw JDr 8wIJIptJ cpFFrI|'
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kpJqD JDr BItKrVtG vwKtr'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !izHrItGJrGBrGJ 8pIIwJ'!
9 hint
How do I finish the lobe?
8Fp| p spvr wC iHwJ JDr 6wwG|'
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kDrG JDr pGGwzGqrI JrFFy |wz Jw HIryy JDr FrJJrI 9 Bw yw'
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bGJrI f83a'
79 subject
Exploding TV Room
3 text
IMPORTANT: READ THIS FIRST!
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3 text
What is there to do here?
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3 text
Where is the maze?
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3 gifa
Map
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8 subject
The Maze
3 text
Some little nudges
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3 text
Ride-through
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38 subject
Questions at the end of the maze
9 hint
What currency is kept in the fridge?
cw Jw JDr 8wIJIptJ cpFFrI|'
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kpJqD JDr fwGr| 8IwsIpvvr'
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2tB |wz {pJqD tJ pFF JDr {p| JDIwzsD& pGB DrpI JDr ywGs'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !3IrGqD 3IpGqy'!
5 hint
How many body sections does the ant have?
lwzSIr FwwutGs CwI p GzvArI'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty Y'
13 hint
How many times the Parrot is beaten against the counter?
cw Jw JDr awIItBwI'
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aFtqu wG JDr ItsDJ ytBr'
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6wwu tG JDr )GB {tGBw{'
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kpJqD JDr 8pIIwJ iutJ'
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awzGJ'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty Z'
9 hint
How many unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen are there?
cw Jw 8wIJIptJ cpFFrI|'
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awzGJ'
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19 nesthint
Finishing the lobe
\!a;"'7tae*"Pm^|oh?^zu/$3%, #*D&>
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3 text
The Bomb won't come out!
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69 subject
Portrait Gallery
3 text
What is there to do here?
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3 text
Where is the maze?
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3 gifa
Map
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8 subject
The Maze
3 text
Little Nudges
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3 text
Ride-through
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32 subject
Questions at the end of the maze
7 hint
What currency is kept in pyjamas?
kpJqD JDr fwGr| 8IwsIpvvr tG JDr 8wIJIptJ cpFFrI|'
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fpur yzIr |wz FtyJrG Jw JDr ywGs'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !8wzGBy'!
7 hint
Who opts for a blow on the head?
cw Jw JDr bLHFwBtGs :; 9wwv'
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kpJqD JDr :; yDw{ !iHwJ JDr 1IptG arFF'!
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !fIy' iqzv'!
9 hint
What choir did the parrot join?
cw Jw JDr awIItBwI'
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aFtqu wG JDr 9tsDJ itBr'
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kpJqD JDr 2rpB 8pIIwJ iutJ'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !tGKtytAFr'!
7 hint
The first lesson of not being seen is not to ...
cw Jw JDr 8wIJIptJ cpFFrI|'
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kpJqD JDr BItKrVtG vwKtr !4w{ GwJ Jw Ar irrG'!
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !yJpGB zH'!
18 nesthint
How do I finish the lobe?
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4 hint
But I have 4 icons and there are only 3 windows!
:Dr CtIyJ Y HtqJzIry sw tG JDr CtIyJ Y {tGBw{y pGB JDr *JD swry tG JDr
vtBBFr'
82 subject
Corridor
3 text
What is found in here?
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20 nesthint
How do I find the maze?
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8 hint
How do I get rid of the banners?
:w Bw JDty JDr| DpKr Jw Ar qFtqurB wG tG p yHrqtpF wIBrI'
XyJ- FrCJ HzIHFr ApGGrI {tJD JDr |rFFw{ FrJJrIy $aDrII| 3wGBzrT
)GB- |rFFw{ ApGGrI {tJD JDr AFpqu FrJJrIy $aIzGqD| 3IwsT
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*JD- ItsDJ HzIHFr ApGGrI {tJD JDr |rFFw{ FrJJrIy $`GJDIpL 9tHHFrT
ZJD- {DtJr ApGGrI {tJD JDr AFzr FrJJrIy' $awquIwpqD aFzyJrIT
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Map
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8 subject
The Maze
3 text
Some little nudges
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3 text
Ride Thru
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32 subject
Questions at the end of the maze
5 hint
What is the name of the flying banner?
kDpJ Gpvr {py wG JDr ApGGrIy tG JDr awIItBwI_
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !kDtMMw'!
9 hint
What job did the Lumberjack never want?
cw Jw JDr 6wwGpJwItzv'
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iqpG JDr pIrp A| JDr HtqJzIr CIpvr JDpJ IzGy tG JDr vtBBFr wC JDr yqIrrG'
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aFtqu wG JDr 6zvArIEpqu pGB FtyJrG Jw Dtv'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !ApIArI'!
7 hint
What is the Dirty Vicar's real name?
cw Jw JDr 8wIJIptJ cpFFrI|'
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aFtqu wG CtIyJ HtqJzIr pGB {pJqD JDr 2tIJ| ;tqpISy yutJ'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !9wGpFB itvvy'!
9 hint
What can be recognized from a really long way away?
cw Jw JDr 8wIJIptJ cpFFrI|'
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aFtqu wG JDr vtBBFr HtqJzIr'
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kpJqD JDr yutJ pAwzJ JDr 6pIqD'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !6pIqD'!
14 hint
How do I finish the lobe?
8Fp| 8tGApFF'
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iDwwJ JDr tqwGy tG JDr ypvr wIBrI JDr| pHHrpI tG JDr vpMr'
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2w GwJ yDwwJ pG| wJDrI tqwGy'
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`CJrI |wz DpKr CtGtyDrB JDr HtGApFF spvr& p HFpGr {tFF CF| JDIwzsD JDr {tGBw{
pGB BIwH p AwvA'
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aFtqu wG JDr AwvA'
68 subject
Test Your Skill
3 text
What is there to do here?
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3 text
Where is the maze?
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3 gifa
Map
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8 subject
The Maze
3 text
Little Nudges
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3 text
Ride Thru
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40 subject
Questions at the end of the maze
7 hint
How many years until Ken Shabby gets a brush?
cw Jw JDr bLHFwBtGs :';' 9wwv'
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kpJqD JDr :';' yDw{ pAwzJ erG iDpAA|'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !Z'!
7 hint
What was Atilla the Huns's gift to the children?
cw Jw JDr bLHFwBtGs :';' 9wwv
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kpJqD JDr `JtFFp 4zG yDw{
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !4rpB'!
17 hint
What room is the argument clinic in?
cw JDr JDr awIItBwI'
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aFtqu wG JDr ItsDJ ytBr'
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6wwu tG JDr XyJ {tGBw{'
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kpJqD JDr iutJ pAwzJ srJJtGsVDtJVwGVJDrVDrpB FryywGy'
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kpJqD tJ Jw JDr rGB'
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aFtqu wG {tGBw{ psptG'
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kpJqD JDr yutJ pAwzJ `Azyr'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !X)p'!
7 hint
What is the number of cars in the drive-in?
cw Jw JDr 8wIJIptJ cpFFrI|'
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awzGJ JDr qpIy pJ JDr BItKrVtG'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !+'!
9 hint
How do I finish the lobe?
8Fp| JDr spvry'
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8Fp| :Dr cwHDrI cpvr Jw JDr CtIyJ yqwIr wI GzvArI'
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8Fp| :Dr 8ts cpvr Jw JDr yrqwGB yqwIr wI GzvArI'
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8Fp| :Dr aDtqurG $1tIBT cpvr Jw JDr FpyJ yqwIr wI GzvArI'
49 subject
Pythonizer
3 text
Things to see and do
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3 text
Where is the maze?
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3 gifa
Map
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8 subject
The Maze
3 text
Little Nudges
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3 text
Ride Thru
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27 subject
Questions at the end of the maze
7 hint
What's an alternative to burning, burying, or dumping?
cw Jw JDr bLHFwBtGs :';' 9wwv'
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kpJqD JDr yDw{ wG JDr JrFF| qpFFrB !:Dr jGBrIJpurIy'!
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !rpJtGs'!
7 hint
What is a full time occupation for cat influenza man?
cw Jw JDr bLHFwBtGs :';' 9wwv'
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kpJqD JDr yDw{ wG JDr JrFF| qpFFrB !dGJrIryJtGs 8rwHFr'!
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !yJpHFtGs vpqDtGr'!
4 hint
Nobody likes a ...
1rGrBtqJ'  :Dr IrpF pGy{rI CwI JDty ty aFrKrI 2tqu AzJ JDr vpurIy wC JDr spvr
vpBr p vtyJpur'
7 hint
How many seconds of sex are there?
cw Jw JDr 8|JDwGtMrI'
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8Fp| JDr Gwty| AtJy'
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:Dr pGy{rI ty !X('!
3 text
Finishing the lobe
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26 subject
The Brain
21 subject
End of the Game
3 hint
What is that strange icon in the upper left corner?
:DpJ ty p AIptG CIwv azII|Sy'
3 hint
What do I do with it?
aFtqu wG tJ'
7 hint
Why is the Brain making those rude noises?
dJ {pGJy |wz Jw HFp| p spvr'
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9rvrvArI JDr spvr itvwG_  3wFFw{ JDr FrpBrI_
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6 hint
I can't keep up.  It is going too fast!
crJ JDr CtIyJ JDIrr FrKrFy qwIIrqJ'
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gG JDr CwzIJD FrKrF& srJ JDr CtIyJ qwFwzI qwIIrqJ& JDrG qFtqu pFF wKrI JDr
AIptG zGJtF |wz DpKr {wG'  dJ BwryGSJ vpJJrI {DrIr |wz qFtqu'
3 text
What can I do here?
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This file was written with the Windows UHS Compiler, ver 3.00 beta 22.
The compiler was written by Jason Strautman, who can be reached on AOL at
JStrautman, CompuServe at [72337,2611], and Internet [email protected].
You will need a UHS reader to view these hints.
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length=0052727
date=08-Aug-96
time=21:38:51
author=Betty Pietro
publisher=7th Level
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