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        [  First File  ]                          [  By First Kid  ]


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  Note from the crew: Once again, the wonderful group of charming people
  known as the underground eXperts united (that's us!) have expanded with
  yet another highly intelligent and utmost modest member. As we promised
  in the index of a previous release (UXU-410), uXu will never die as a
  couple of our esteemed members have secured our existence by conceiving
  a child. As the united underground traditionally live their life in the
  fast lane, we understand that our new member must get into action as
  soon as possible; before we are all dead and gone, leaving a big gap in
  the textfile industry. Thus, we are mighty proud to present...

  Quotes added for clarity.

                               First File
                          written by First Kid
                            (3.5 months old)

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llllllllllllllllllllll,ooooooooooooooo "

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