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[ Brief Note to Headquarters ] [ By The GNN ]
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BRIEF NOTE TO HEADQUARTERS
by THE GNN/DCS/uXu
transmission ready:from ELITE5:
'we make the universe a better place':
brief note to headquarters:success again
In accordance with the plan regarding the intellectual mopping up
work of the entire universe, we arrived at the third globe from the
star known as 1.33 at 89.89 holistic time. The third globe, for its
intelligent inhabitants known as 'tellus:earth' (in 'solar:system'),
is the only one which carries specienoid creatures in this area
(homo sapiens:sapiens). Sapiens turned after scan analysis out to be
biologically advanced in such a way that they passed the limit for
transmutation (Good:Enough-2). Sapiens explicitly welcomed the idea
of being biologically transmuted into a specienoid that could expand
its mind and society faster than material nature ordinary allows,
after being assured operation:secure, and that Sapiens would never
reach the level of Intellectual:Elite alone, merely Good:Enough-4
before solar:system:collapse. This opportunity, quote: "served
their:wildest dreams". Transmutation began at 92.89 and finished 93.
(Expected irrational side-effects (grief:anger:sadness) took place.
As usual, the creatures did not like to have reproductive modules
removed:offspring exterminated:eternal life. We expect the irrational
side-effects in this case to wear off in less than one thousand
earthly revolutions around star 1.33.) We expect them to reach level
Intellectual:Elite in around one billion revolutions.
commander-in-chief:ELITE5
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