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[ Never Work With Amateurs ] [ By The GNN ]
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NEVER WORK WITH AMATEURS
by THE GNN/DualCrew-Shining/uXu
"Trust me. I am a pro"
(Amateur X)
When you want something done properly, be sure that you strictly stick to
experienced people who got what it takes to do whatever you want to do.
Never, ever, work with amateurs. Sure, it is fun to impress newbies with the
cool parts of your trade - but in the long run it will turn against you. Big
time.
Let me offer you six short reasons:
1) Amateurs nowadays seem to believe that they know everything there is
to know about anything. This plebs rule, revolt of the masses, will
completely ruin all plans for the modus operandi, because the fool you
expected to shut up and just do whatever he was told to do will suddenly
begin to explain how things ought to be done. Even worse, he will not
stop bitching until you offer him to change a detail that will suit
him. That detail will, naturally, destroy the whole operation and send
you and the fool to the monkey house.
2) Amateurs will never do what you have told them to do. Tell him to stay
put and shut up, and you will find him ten seconds later behind you
moaning about how cold it is outside and that 'You will never succeed
with this' / 'We will never succeed with this' / 'Do like this instead
<worthless information follows>' / 'I would use a rake if I were you' /
'Quiet! Listen! I think I heard something! Silent! Was that a car? Be
still! I am sure I heard something!' / '<Boring boasting about some
ridiculous deal he did in 1986>' / 'I wanna go home now' ... and so on.
3) Common sense says that the celebrating is due to afterwards.
Unfortunately, it comes as no surprise that the one who is completely
drunk or stoned _before_ the operation will be the amateur. This is no
huge problem though, since many people prefer a few drinks before the
action is about to begin. The loaded amateur, however, will turn the
whole thing into a circus. If he does not pass out on the street he will
later have to puke somewhere. Probably on an oncoming police car. If he
avoids this, he will - when things are about to go just fine - come back
to his so-called 'senses' and run around screaming about cops, jail and
what his damn mother will say about him committing such a horrible thing.
4) Guns and amateurs will not mix very good. The amateur, who probably have
not even seen a piece, will be so thrilled that he will do anything to
get a chance to use it. This is naturally dangerous. If the work must
be done in the dark, there is a very big chance that the nervous amateur
will shoot you by mistake. If some unlucky fella decides to interfere with
your work I bet you $200 that he will die in less than one second. Wow,
here we go: Bring out the red carpet and take me to the magic capsule
at death row! Give an amateur a gun and you will soon hope that he will
shoot himself by mistake. The odds are high. But not high enough, so
kill him yourself if it turns out to be necessary.
5) Amateurs will suffer from extreme paranoia. Since I do not want to annoy
the establishment too much, I will say that paranoia sure is a fine habit
that all men of respect ought to have - to a certain extent. It is not
considered cool when the amateur calls you at seven in the morning
wondering if 'you have heard anything from the police?' This will happen
after every operation, even those that only included shop-lifting paper
napkins at Burger King the night before.
6) Thanks to divine miracles you might perhaps manage to finish the business
even with the amateur hanging around. However, the saga will by no chance
end at that stage. While you chill out and make a few necessary calls,
the amateur will:
a) Break down and tell his friends/parents/wife.
b) Believe he's the incarnation of Bugsy and happily
tell his friends/neighbors/wife how cool he is.
c) Write some goddamn t-file about it all, which
will sooner or later get in the wrong hands.
I need not go into detail about how the amateur will act if he is
interrogated. Mentioning the concept 'oral diarrhea' will probably be
enough.
That is it. After this informative file I suppose that all of your friends
will look like amateurs in your newly opened eyes. That is the point.
Always work alone.
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