"I got a letter from the government
the other day
I opened it
it said they were suckers"
(Public Enemy)
"where is your revolution friend
where is your need to understand"
(Front 242)
These letters are not for real. They are plain fiction
but based upon actual incidents and individuals in Sweden
1993. We would especially like to dedicate this file
to our friend and scapegoat F.H.
Some day, F.H., you will be justified. No bullshit.
* To: The State
Sweden
Dear Sir,
I am glad that you have chosen me in your search for
electronic criminals. I am very excited and I will
start looking for illegal bulletin boards as soon as
possible. I can already give you a hint: check a
board called GURUS DREAM. It is very criminal and is
used by a group of crazed people who calls themselves
DUAL CREW. As you already know, DUAL CREW consists of
youths who know how to use computers. That means that
they are dangerous. I believe that they can commit
crimes that are very abstract but still dangerous!
Find them, and fuck them! They have never done
anything wrong to me, but you know best about what is
right or wrong!
Yours truly (forever),
Peter Kerschbaumer ("DatorMagazin" staff)
Dear Peter,
Thanks for your letter. We will immediately check
the bulletin board system you mentioned. Of course,
a reward will be yours if it turns out to be illegal.
Always remember: We rule, whatever you say.
Alfred Kickass, The State.
* To: Internal Mail
The State
Sweden
Roger!
Please send a pathetic thank-you-card to Peter. He
is another fool that believes he will do the world any
good. Well, he does something good for US anyway!
Haha! Hope we do not have to arrest him someday (but I
doubt that). Everybody that contacts us will be
monitored forever! However, he mentioned a underground
board called GURUS DREAM. Crush it.
Alfred Kickass, The State.
* To: The State
Sweden
Dear Sir,
I know that I have done something wrong. I have
sold stolen hardware. BUT IT IS NOT MY FAULT! Check
out a board called GURUS DREAM! The sysop is
responsible for EVERYTHING! I swear on my mothers
grave, that I have nothing to do with it! Take him
instead! Please!
If you let me go, I will tell you everything you
need to bust the whole underground computer scene!
They do things you hate! Since you hate it, I hate it
too! Do not hurt me, master!
Robert Silverflod, Gothenburg - Sweden.
Phone: +46-31-146679
* To: Robert Silverflod
Gothenburg
Sweden
Way to go Silverflod!
Yep, of course we know that you are innocent. Do
not panic. Just stay tuned and let us know everything
you do. We have already arrested that sysop of the
board you mentioned. He will be mentally executed by
us. Do not worry, you are completely clean.
Alfred Kickass, The State.
* To: Internal Mail
The State
Sweden
Roger!
Make sure that this Silverflod guy is arrested at
once. He believes that he can do a 'trade-off' with
US! Haha! Poor guy. Be sure that he is tortured
hard.
Alfred Kickass, The State.
* To: The State
Sweden
Hello.
I am a guy that is fifteen years old. I am a member
of DUAL CREW. I do not like what they are doing.
Well, I do not EXACTLY know what they are doing, but I
have heard that you do not like them. Therefor, I
will tell you all the names of (what I think) people
who are guilty of something. I do not know EXACTLY
what they are guilty of, but you know best.
I will soon give you a list of people that I have
met in this group. Bust them and kill them. Do not
try to get me. Please. I am innocent.
Anonymous, Skovde - Sweden.
* To: Anonymous
Skovde
Sweden
My boy,
Thank you for your letter. I am glad that you wrote
to us. We will check these handles you gave us and
arrest them. Please give us more information, son.
You have done the right thing.
Alfred Kickass, The State.
* To: Internal Mail
The State
Sweden.
Roger!
Yet another fool. Let him talk as long as he wishes
and arrest the handles he gives you. It will not be a
problem since I am sure that the fool will give you
their complete addresses. When he has given you them,
let him stay in the prison for half a year.
What a sucker... I have already traced him.
Alfred Kickass, The State.
* To: The State
Sweden
Dear Sir,
I have examined the case of that GURUS DREAM sysop.
The problem is that I cannot find any good proof
against him.
However, I am sure that I can bust him anyway.
Trust me.
Public prosecutor Lars Lundgren, Stockholm.
Phone: +46-7693000 (connected to 'Femte kammaren')
* To: Public prosecutor Lars Lundgren
Stockholm
Sweden
Well!
You know the rules my friend! Throw him down the
dungeon or YOU will end up there! Get it?
Alfred Kickass, The State.
* To: Internal Mail
The State
Sweden
Roger!
If Lars Lundgren fails to convict the sysop of
something really cruel, you have free hands. Burn
him with gasoline or shoot him. Blame the sysop for
the murder and make sure he is arrested again.
Alfred Kickass, The State.
* To: The State
Sweden
Hey!
What are you doing?! We have done nothing, but
suddenly we are all arrested or wanted as enemies of
the state! What have we done? We are a simple
amiga-group that releases demos! Is it your lack of
knowledge that brings you to get us? Please explain!
Dual Crew - Sweden.
* To: Dual Crew
Sweden
Dear Sir,
You have misunderstood us. We are not looking for
your group. We respect you and your fine knowledge of
programming.
Alfred Kickass, The State.
* To: Internal Mail
The State
Sweden
Roger!
Shit! Dual Crew contacted me and said that they
knew nothing! That means that they are responsible
for everything! Bust them and charge them for
something. The murder of JFK will do just fine! BUT
DO IT FAST! They have the power in their hands! They
can do anything they like! They are
techno-anarchists! GET THEM OR I WILL PERSONALLY
EXECUTE YOU, ROGER!
* To: Alfred Kickass
The State
Sweden
Dear Sir,
Yes I will do so. I do not know WHY I am doing all
this, but I am sure that you know best, Mr Kickass.
Roger Lickass, The State.
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The moment of terror is the beginning of life.
Celebrate World Anarchist Day: ELEVENTH NOVEMBER 1993!
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