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t u r t l e o r v e r l o r d s o f c a m b o d i a
all abot mogel!
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head editer: LORDLASER chief holmes:snuggles
yo! we back at you with isshew 3! this ish is choc full of lots of neat
junk -- namedly, a tribute to my favorite writer fo them all - mogel
head editer of dto, a prety good zine. props out to the dto crew!
(sound of the toc crew smacking there chests in salute.
mistah lovah loavah!
so versitile! so turnstile!
damn this cheetos shit is all over my hands
fuckcing keys are all greasy and ornge.
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index by LORDLASER
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issue 3
#1 - i want to be loard, babee! by LORDLASER
#2 - props by LORDLASER!
#3 - epalog
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(1) i want to be lard, babee!!
by LordLaser
i woke up nad shook off the sleep of the night of the sleep i just
got done doin. i looked out on my room and i said damn i got a cool room
and shit. look at that phat dogg poster and i got dat redbox and that big
penis lamp and my saturn and my tv and my gatt and my nine. aww yeah.
sometimes i think about all the shit i have and i think about all
the people who are unhappy cause they aint got shit and skillz like i do
and yo and i just want for a sec to like give away my shit and make every
body happy and shit, but then i get out my nuddy mags and wack off to the
big titties.
i wish i had a bigass stomach and ya know it'd jiggle an shit! i
could like, you know.. jiggle and wiggle and when i danced it'd bounce
and i could like rub the honies with it, and they'd be all 'wow big stomach
LORDLASER your cock is so hard oh and long oh' and i'd be all irie. yeah
shit.. yeah. i want a big ol stomach and jiggle and shit.
((THE END))
LORDLASER GR33tZ the F)ll)wing peeple:
r3ptile: d0gma is goin' down, yo! we be comin' up fast! :) you are so phat!
mistawho: you rawk.
crank: chick you diss me you kiss my ayazzzz.
mogel: you rock dood you just damn rock.
merc: rad is in trouble! ToC in the haus! :)
kaynine: you my homy! aww yeah, the king of prussia, babeee :)!!#@!%!
styx: kiss my ass cocksmoker make fun of me everybody is laughin now aint they?
epalog:
check toc out for the phattest philes on the east coast boyuh!
Damnation! 888-803-8490. Free call from US/Can! F.U.C.K. dis. /
RAD (!@#) dis. / ASH dis. / ToC World Headquarters / More rg utils
/mods than any other NYC board!/ More Zines than any other NYC board!
Call now!
FEAR US! WE RULE! WE RULE! TOC RULES! FEAR US!
-eol
