Stuck In Traffic #1
by Calvin Stacy Powers


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   Most Hated TV Commercial

   The ads I hate the most are the ones from all the different
   organizations that have an interest in Health Care urging people
   to call their representatives and urge them to do this or that
   about Health Care reform.  They all try to paint a picture of Mr.
   and Mrs.  Average American in a Norman Rockwell-esque living room
   having a seri ous discussion about health care reform.

   "Gee honey, I just can't understand that darn Con gress, don't
   they know that what we really want is a single payer health care
   plan with employer mandates?"

   "Well snookums, have you called our congressman or representative
   and told them what you really think?"

   "Well, I just havent' had the time, what with helping Jenny with
   her studies and Johnny's ball practice and all."

   "Well, you can call him right now, the kids are out doing their
   community service volunteer work."

   "Good idea, Hon, I'll do it right now!"

   Aside from painting such a rosy, idyllic, picture of
   Americana.  The thing that really bugs me is that they work in
   just ther right buzz words for you to tell your Congressmen when
   you, inspired from these wonderfull commercials, rush to the phone
   and call him or her.  Not only do they want us to call our
   representatives, they want us to say just the right buzz-words, as
   if we could not think for our selves and formulate our own
   opinions.

   All sides and all interest groups are guilty of airing these slimy
   ads and I think it shows how desperate all these organizations are
   in battling over health care.  In the heated battle over who's
   going to control our health care, they insult all the Americans
   they're claiming to represent with these ads.

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   White Noise

   I've been a big fan of David Byrne's music, both his work with the
   Talking Heads and his solo stuff.  Byrne is famous for his
   babbling, unfathomable lyrics, and the first Talking Heads live
   album was even titled "Stop Making Sense."  But his solo work is
   chang ing and I've come to the conclusion that he's getting to be
   a darn good lyricist.

   On his latest album, in the song "A long time ago", there's a
   particluar line that's stuck with me:

   "In between stations I can hear
    a million possibilities.
    It's just the singing of the stars
    that burned out a long, long time ago.
    They burned out a long, long time ago."

   Now, everytime I hear static on the radio, I can't help but think
   that I'm lis tening to dying stars on the other side of the
   galaxy.  And I want to stop and lis ten to it.

   One of the things that makes good art, is that it stays with you.
   It changes the way you look at the world.  Where I never paid any
   attention to static noise in the past, now I do, thanks to David
   Byrne.  And he didn't use sex, violence, profanity, racism, or
   break any social taboos to do it.  There's still hope for pop
   culture.

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   Woodstock '94

   Woodstock '94 is still weeks away and already I'm sick of it.
   Somehow I think the corporate sponsor, Pepsi, has missed the
   point.  To my mind, if there is anything positive to say about the
   first Woodstock, it's that the music festival was a spontaneous,
   dynamic, free-for-all of music, fellowship, and good times.

   Woodstock '94 on the other hand, has all the trappings of a
   multi-million dollar marketing hype, the likes of which we haven't
   seen since, oh, at least last week.  From the endless Pepsi
   commercials, the MTV sychophants running hourly commentaries on
   perparations, all those darn promotional contests, the 1-900
   numbers you can call "for an update", and the the performers
   bickering over who gets to play when and on what stage, I'm ready
   for the thing to be over and done with so we can get back to
   hearing about important stuff, like the O.J.  Simpson trial.

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   On Kervorkian

   In Junto 22, Temy Beall, makes a short comment about how Jack
   Kervorkian is "doing God's work".  Based on his other com ments
   about religion, I'm not sure this was intended as a compliment or
   not.  Personally, I can see Kervorkian's point of view.  Who can
   say how much pain and suffering a person should have to endure?
   And if we are soverign indi viduals, do we not have the right to
   decide when and how we should die?

   Not that I would ever help anyone attempt sui cide.  If I had a
   friend contemplating suicide because of a terminal medical
   condition, I think I'd be begging and pleading with him or her
   until the very end to keep trying to fight it.  But I do recognize
   everyone's right to control thier own destiny the best way they
   perceive.  I think the thing about Kervorkian's ideas that scares
   so many people is that they perceive it as a _loss_ of svereignty.
   People are afraid that the next step will be doctors and family
   _encouraging_ doctor assisted suicide.  And I think it's a valid
   concern.

   I think there's another angle to this story that bears mentioning.
   Regardless of whether you agree with the notion of doctor assisted
   suicide, I think you have to admire Dr.  Kervorkian on some level.
   Here is a per son that is willing to risk everything he has, his
   entire career, and a lengthy jail sentence in order to stand up
   for what he believes is the right thing.  That takes an enormous
   courage and it's a very rare thing these days.  I hope that I have
   as much courage as Dr.  Ker vorkian has if I'm ever faced with
   such a serious situation when my beliefs conflict with the
   prevailing wisdom.

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   Man On The Moon

   All the recent hoopla over the 25th Anniversary of the moon
   landing reminded me of a story from my childhood.

   I can't remember exactly what year it was, but it was one of the
   later missions to the moon.  My family and I were driving across
   Tenne see to visit my Grandparents in Texas.  Back then the speed
   limit was till 75 and 80 most of the way, and if we left real
   early in the morning from our house in North Carolina and drove
   all day and all night, we could get to my grandparents house in 23
   hours.

   This particular trip to Texas happened during one of the Appollo
   missions and it was late at night.  My parents had tuned the radio
   in to a station that was car rying a live broadcast from the
   astronauts on the moon.  I was laying down in the back seat with
   my sister and looking up through the window at the moon and
   listening to the voices of the astronauts as the talked about what
   they were doing on the moon's surface.

   I studied the moon closer and closer until I was con vinced that I
   could see the astronauts walking around on the moon!  I could see
   tiny little figures standing on the top edge of the moon stnding
   beside the American flag and the lunar module.  bouncing around in
   the low gravity.

   My parents didn't correct me when I told them that I could see the
   astronauts on the moon.

   Mr.  & Mrs.  Jackson

   Yea, right.  Who seri ously believes this marriage between Michael
   Jackson and Lisa Marie (sp?)  Pres ley is going to last?  My
   friends and I are making predictions on how long this happy couple
   will remain together.  Most predictions are in the 6-12 month
   range.  My predicition is one year.

   I could almost buy this story almost.  I could buy the fact that
   they fell in love after dating only a couple of times.  I don't
   object to the notion of love at first sight.  And I could buy the
   fact that they wanted to keep their marriage a secret to avoid all
   the publicity.  And I don't have a problem with interracial
   marriages.  I've never read anything that convinced me that
   interra cial marriages are any less stable than other marriages.
   The timing is just too convenient.  Right after the accusations of
   child moles tation and questions concerning Mr.  Jackson's morals,
   he creates a big stir by jumping into the most wholesome of
   institutions, marriage.  But what really con vinced me that this
   marriage is less than sincere was a news story about he and his
   new wife arriving in Budapest Hungary.  There was a great shot of
   the two of them coming down the steps of the plane.  Mrs.  Jackson
   looked really ner vous and out of touch.  The newlywed couple
   never even looked at each other.  At one point Mr.  Jackson took
   Mrs.  Jackson's arm for a brief moment, like he was going to
   escort her.  But then he let go and fled down the steps of the air
   plane and into the limo, leaving Mrs.  Jackson behind to catch up.
   It was just a brief glimpse of the two, but the only one offered
   on the whole trip and I did not get the impression that these two
   were newlyweds.  And I certainly did not get the impression that
   these two were in love.  Time will tell.

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   What Is Brain?

   I read a lot of science fiction and science related stuff.  Last
   week I read an article in The Science Fic tion Eye magazine that
   really impressed me.  It was about how popular science and science
   fiction writers have portrayed the brain over the years.  The
   author's thesis is that everyone from psychologists to science
   fiction writers, describe the brain by analogy, using the
   then-current technology of the day.

   Freud, for example, described the libido in terms of hydraulics.
   The libido, in his view, is a fixed quantity that could not be
   compressed.  In the same way that you can not com press water, you
   cannot compress the libido without it squirting out somewhere
   else.  Try to suppress a bad memory and it leaks out in the form
   of some other behavior somewhere else.  The behaviorists such as
   B.F.  Skinner, saw the mind as a mechanical machine and you only
   got out of it what you put into it.  The humanists psycholgists
   saw the brain like an indepen dent growing organism.  And today,
   most cognitive scientists use the computer as an analogy for the
   brain.

   And science fiction writ ers have followed these changes in
   analogy also and have added a few of their own along the way.  For
   example, many early sci ence fiction writers drew an analogy
   between brain size and intelligence.  Thus lots of the early
   science fiction movies have alien beings with really really big
   heads, way out of proportion to the rest of their bodies.  Later
   science fiction writers por trayed the brain as a mathematical
   function that could be calculated and predicted.  Some even went
   so far as to suggest that every word you hear had an "emotional
   weight" and that you could predict the behavior of someone based
   on the words they heard.

   And most recently sci ence fiction writers, most notably those who
   write in the "cyberpunk" genre, have picked up on the analogy that
   the brain is a computer.  Thus we get lots of stories about
   sentient computers and devices that meld brain and computer so
   that characters in cyberpunk stories often plug their brains
   directly into com puters and instantly learn new languages, new
   skills, etc.

   As the author points out, this latest analogy is just as flawed as
   all the past analogies.  The main prob lem with the computer/brain
   analogy is that the brain's memory and the computer's memory are
   radically different.  In a computer, every single bit of
   information it remembers is located in a single, unique
   location.That location might be in the computers active memory,
   or it might be stored on a disk somewhere, but it's in only one
   place at a time and only one "memory" is at that one place.  The
   human brain, on the other hand, is associative.  This means that a
   memory is not located at a single spot.  So, you remember what you
   had for breakfast yesterday, but you can't point to any single
   spot in your brain that con tains the memory of yesterday's
   breakfast.  The memory of yesterday's breakfast, as near as anyone
   can tell, is spread _throughout_ your brain and is mixed in with
   all your other memories at once.

   It makes you wonder what the next popular brain analogy is going
   to be?  The brain is a rain forest?  The brain is an ecosystem?  I
   know mine sometimes feels like the hole in the ozone layer.

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   Computers and People

   As a programmer by trade, I sometimes get asked if I think we'll
   ever be able to have conversa tions with computers and if they'll
   ever be a such thing as "living computers" or "artificial
   intelligence".

   My standard response is that I believe that someday we will be
   unable to tell the difference between a computer's conversation
   and a human's.  But then I add, "Not because comput ers are
   getting so much smarter, but because people are getting so much
   dumber."

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