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   "Don't move my feet, I won't be able to find them in the morning..."
                                                                                       -Drunk Demon-Type guy.

� Why why why?

       To be truthfully honest I know not why the ardvarck eats the eastern
       Australian buffalo. But what kind of question was that in the first
       place? Not a verg one. A more applicable one would have been, "How do
       I humble servant of the great and mighty Roast, serve the in thy hour
       of VBB's crashings?" Well this issue well be dedicated to it.

� Personal Note.

   I myself HAVE NEVER under any circumstances crashed any K-RaD VBBS, loser
   sad-asss punk, 2400baud 3.2meg Hd, pclemmings board. But now, fReD that's
   a different story entirely, but as he in braces from his latest stint
   with a parked vehicle I will transcribe for him.

� FAKEWARE.COM

       Believe it or not, a usefull utility by Nowhere Man of Nuke, yes they did
       actually release the info-journal 5 only 4 months or so off of schedule.
       This little utility generates a synthic looking archive, containing a new
       swell H0t NeW wAre. The game comes with mock data files, and mock screens.
       The only thing your provide is the .COM or .EXE of your favorite trojan
       or virus, trojan prefered[We'll get to that later]. The drawback to this
       nifty-usefull utility is it generates only a certain number of games. And
       well any half-way decent WaReZ d00d, so in other words this will work on
       anyone in huntsvegas, the archives l00k all kind of fubar.

� Problem/2*5<x>�:=Solution

    The Solution? We generate our own K-Rad Archive. First we need to make a
    bunch of garbage files that look for all intents and purposes to be a
    new ware file. So to do this we need some kind of file generator, so I
    will write one here and now without error checking or actually compiling
    it just figure it out if it's wrong...Pascal by the way...

    Program MakeFile;

        Uses Dos, Crt;

    var
    Loop : Word [We use words because they are highly efficent due to the]
                [nature of the pascal compiler and the 8086 based arch . ]
    DummyFile: Text [Our groovy file to create]

    begin
       If paramcount<1 then begin
               writeln('Damn you LaMeR include the name of the file to
                               generate!');
               Halt(1); [Error level crap, like you need it...]
       end;
       if paramcount<2 then begin
               writeln('Try including the size you freak.');
               Halt(2); [More error stuff, WOW!]
       end;
       assign(DummyFile, Paramstr[1]); [Take the first paramter...]
       rewrite(DummyFile); [Open a new file or erase and open, etc...]
       For loop:=1 to [Here you convert Paramstr(2) to a integer type  ]
                      [variable using your favorite routine or toolkit.]
                       do begin
               Write(DummyFile, (chr(random(220+35))); [Drop the early ascii...]
       End; [End that loop.]
       Close(DummyFile);
    end.

    Obvious enhancments? MAKE the text buffer bigger, file will be generated
    at a much, much, mich more brisk pace, also add some more features and
    stuff, just make life swell.

� File to Include?

    To make it look real include certain files extensions like:
    [General]
    *.DAT
    *.LIB
    *.BIN
    *.00?
    [Windows]
    *.DLL
    *.WAV
    [Games]
    *.MID
    *.SND
    *.MOD
    *.CGA
    *.EGA
    *.VGA
    *.ADL
    *.SB
    *.RES
    *.R??
    [Other]
    Whatever else you feels give good character to your files, make sure
    they make sense if you have a data.001 and a data.003 there should also
    be a data.002.

� Games?

    Why games? Because most of the lamers who you want to take out are k_rAd
    little waReZ d00dz and they are most assured of running them. So make
    sure your .NFO file[Take an old one and edit it] Has everything in it.
    In other words supprting CGA, PCSEAKER up to the very, best.

� Trojans?

     Are sure to take the lamer out q-u-i-ck. And plus they aren't messy.
     They get the job done. No playing around, no waiting on a date, no damn
     pussy-footing around, just BOOM! And the lamer is in for it...

� Name?

     Don't use you real name, sheesh.

� What else?

     That's enough for now. If you have any experience or any technical,
     questions or info please reply to the addresses below. Why? Because if
     you don't I'll kill you. Simple isn't it.

� Send Mail to:

       NO COURiER 36@2506 WWIVNET
       Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506



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