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PuD v2.08
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� What we have to say: LiNe #
- Fibrous Regularity -
� Info on The PGK (PuD Glee KluB) > 51
� Alabama FAQ > 59
� More DTR Hyping > 74
� Why you suck and we don't > 78
- PHPHPHPHPHreakin', d00D - >
� Phone phraud phor phun > 95
� Why PH is often used in place of F > 765
� What PBX Stands For > 105
- WaReZ, d00DzZz! -
� EPiC MegagameZ > 113
� Queervo G0ld > 126
- ViR00Sus -
� The VCT > 136
� The SPaM Virus > 146
� The PuD Glee Klub
At some time in all of our lives, we question the validity of morality in
retrospective reasoning. As a tributary to the soul, one's own conscious has to
with regard to a book live life crippled. Religious inquisition calls for a
front of happiness, and song. For the satisfaction of the almighty Mooga (The
Whale) and Roast (The Llama), we must sing our humble hymns to grace the
almighty.
The PuD Glee Klub might make a .MOD or two.
� Alabanana Frequently Asked Questions
Q: You mean you have computers in Alabama?
A: Yes, but since we have no electricity, my hamster's
treadmill is hooked up to a generator.
Q: So how do you know Pepsi Man?
A: Who?
Q: What is the phun and recreational thing to do in Alabama?
A: We check to see if Phone Booths work.
Q: Can I be a High-Fivin' White Guy too?
A: Sure! NOT!
Q: How, if truncated at the propinquintic angle A where the longest leg is
connected to the Hypotenuse, long will it be before the DTR is out?
A: Yes.
� The DTR...
is quickly turning in to a DeskTop Reference.
� Why you suck and we don't
This is not an oftenly asked question, because those who suck are so sad that
they must accept the fact.
Among the sad are those who type out simple ASCii documents and convert them
to .COM format, people who put you on hold well over 20 times in one phone
conversation, and those who ask how they can write viruses in the FIDO Virus
info echo. Luckily for me, I have never been at any point in my life sad enough
to do any one of these things.
You see, sadness can be linked to genetics, and llarma. For those of you who
are even sad enough to where you do not know what llarma is, it is your soul's
contentness under the Greater Llama Kult. Llarma encompasses all, whereas
genetic disorders mostly plague southerners who marry their Aunts.
To remedy the situation, you must accept Roast and Mooga as your personal
saviors. You also must also read the Holy Book, the IllumiLlama, and pray for
forgiveness for all of your lameness daily. Good luck.
� Phone fraud for fun
Many a time in my much-envied life, I have been asked what Phone Fraud is, and
why it is committed. Coincidentally, the best way form me to answer your
question is to tell you what you want to know.
Example - What is phone fraud:
Picking up a pay phone and dialing a number to see if it asks for a quarter.
Example - What isn't phone fraud:
Picking up a telephone and not saying a word; just listening.
� What does PBX stand for?
Peanut Butter Xtra
Pretty Blue Xylophone
Pool Bottom asphiXiator
Pornographic Beet Xtract
Papal Booger Xchange
� Epic Megagames
Damn, they're swass. It's just so shocking to see a company release shareware
that rivals most commercial games. I guess it doesn't hurt to have a bunch of
"Underground" ASMongers on your side, either. If Epic keeps kicking major ass
like it is right now for a while longer, we may see some inspiration hit
Shareware corperations that REAK, such as Apogee or PKWare. There might be a
revelation in shareware quality. Strictly commercial companies might arrive on
the scene. Huntsville might see some good software.
Perhaps I went a little too far there. Anyway, be the K_RaD k00l dude that
you yearn to be; support those who deserve it (like us), and dis those who suck
(like yourself).
Sure, you've all seen such shoddy pieces of compiled refuse such as Nowhere
Man's VCL, but only once in a lifetime do you get the chance to see a hard-coded
QuickBasic v3.5 Viral Code Generator.
We introduce to you an innovation so bewilderingly ingenius, that we must hold
our tweed hats to our heads to avoid their blowA!!! H