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� � � � � � � Issue Number 9, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 �
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� � � � � � PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! �
� ���� ��� � For help and actual info, look elsewhere. �
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۰� "To err is human, to really fuck things up requires an idiot." � �
۰ -Baphomet �
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� � Mail. �
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� None in this issue but check out issue 8 for great uplifting �
� and inspirational messages addresses to NO COURiER. It seems some �
� people just can't control themselves. Oh well. �
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� � Recipe: Pizza llama SuRpRiSe! �
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� Note that the ingrediants for this recipe can be hard to find �
� especially if one does not reside in the And�s. So to make this a �
� more 'global' recipe I have included a substition chart. llama= �
� dead or mangled[Maybe even slighty alive] old people. Now on with �
� the recipe! �
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� 1 Chef boyardee Pizza mix �
� The stuff it says on the back of the box �
� llama �
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� Ok to start out, saut� the llama over a deep fiery pit for no �
� more than 32.4 minutes. Note that ethnic sacrifices add variety �
� and spice to your overall product. After removing the whole �
� llama from the pit. Cut it into 13 equal pieces. Then slowly �
� trim all fat from each piece taking great care to leave no �
� bones showing. When done with all 13 pieces, throw them away. �
� Pick up the phone call Domino's you cheap fuck and order a �
� pizza. When the little geeky guy comes have some one from the �
� house either dump the mix from the roof on to the spaz or stuff �
� the mix into the tail pipe of his sad-ass car. �
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� Emm, emm tasted good didn't it? I knew it would and the whole �
� process only takes about an hour. �
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� � Questions and Answers. �
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� Why are the editors of PUD so hatefull towards VBBS? �
� It sucks. To steal a phrase, it sucks big donkey dick. �
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� Is huntsvegas really that bad? �
� Yes. And believe it or not there are actually worse places. �
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� Does the hungarian killer squirell actually kill? �
� No. It simply maims it's victims usually small innocent �
� children. �
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� Can you spell worth a shit? �
� oN. �
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� � HoW tO bE a WaReZ duDE! �
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� Ok so you want to be a really c00l wArEz d00d hUh? How you ask �
� does one become such a wretched reject of society that I have �
� nothing better to do than go out and get WaReZ? Well I will tell �
� you, now pay attention it is really difficult. First of all lose �
� all personality you have ever had. Pick a really lame alias, oh �
� like NO COURiER. Then get a real modem. Well it doesn't have to be �
� a good one it just needs to be 14.4k! VroooooooooOOOOMMMMM!!! Yeh, �
� whatever. Now comes the most difficult part the typing. Typing �
� like a wArEz d00d takes skill, and dedication. First of ALL �
� vowels must be in LOWERcase, o's of course become 0. And spelling? �
� well real WaReZ dUdEs don't spell by normal means, they spell �
� however the can as long as thier is a lot of extended ascii in it. �
� WaReZ. You don't need 'em. All real WaReZ dudes is get them and �
� then upload them somewhere else, Joy! I quit this section now. �
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� � Reviews. �
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� I will review a few programs for you now. �
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� WordPerfect. �
� The worst program ever made next to vbbs. It reaks so bad �
� you will probably go crazy before you exit via, ALT-Q, F2, �
� d, D, <TAB>. �
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� EdLiN PrO! �
� By fReD tHe HiTmAn, a really swell guy. This has all the �
� normal features of Edlin but also features an extended �
� command interface that will please even the most powefull �
� user! Take for example, <SPACE> in normal edlin does a �
� space but in EP it does del *.* and if under 4Dos it does �
� del *.* /y/q. Space is of course replaced by ALT-235, X. �
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� � Closing. �
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� In closing, I would like to say, you still suck. �
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� � Mail, Hate please: �
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� Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 �
� NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 �
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� � Oops. �
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� End of PUD 1:9, "Can you spell socks?" �
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