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          \/ ___>                    : Compiled on 2/26/87 around noon :
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           \____/omments from Hell

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Hey there. This J. P. Scott, of The Works BBS, at (914)-[238]-8195. This file
represents what I think are the real "Winner" comments sent to me in the year
between Feb. `86-`87. I have not changed these comments at all except to erase
the names of the people who posted them, to avoid embarrasment and lawsuits.

 Now, I'm not indicating that I believe that all these individuals are stupid.
Many of them were validated in spite of their comments, and some continue to be
users.  Perhaps the person wasn't in the best or clearest of moods when they
wrote the comment.  But from the context as I see them, they look funny.  I
have created this textfile so that people can enjoy what SysOps get in their
Comments File.

                                       - Enjoy. Seriously.
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Last time I called this bbs, I vaguely remember it as to be a RBBS.
Is this true?  If soo, which do you like better, Rbbs of PC-Board?

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URIKA!?!?!?!!!
B00G? B00G! B00g? B00g!!! B00g!!! B00g!!!
Hi Honey, I'm Home!
Anyway, What the Fuck is going on?
I leave for college Friday, Give me a call and I will give you my number
there, since the phone is going to be installed Thursday!

Oh Well, I am home!
Have fun, and Remember:
When CUTHUTHULU Calls, He calls collect and you better NOT refuse the
charges! (Why?)

BECAUSE CUTHUTHULU is the Aztec God of Evil!

Have a nice day, before some asshole louses it up!

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Sonofabitch!  I like this.  B-BS's are getting to serious these days.
Maherbani, et yn er bandar, and Good Byte

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JASON, HOW DO YOU TURN OFF GRAPHICS?

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Jason,
I WANT TO CHANGE MY LOGIN NAME??? HOW?? & WHERE???

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Jason, can I PLEEEEASE fuck with Seth's status? PLLEEEEEEEAAAASSSEEE? I
can get K.T. to fuck you if you want...

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This is a nice system. I gave you my real #, so Please Validate me.

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B00g! Answer you Dweeb!

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Jay what happened to terror ferret isnt she a SysOp?

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I would like to use my handle, "THE WRESTLER". Where's the PARAMETERS?
My computer is set at 80. I have a C64 and it should be set at 40.

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THANKS FOR THE MAMARIES

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HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C/R

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jay your are so sweet you should try being a baby-sitter.........
Am Iright r what

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wwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeenneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttttttttttttt
ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!

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Jason, exactly why did you kick me off?

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Hello Jason.
Lets go METS

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Jason, when are you going to start switching software?

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Dear Sir.  I am a lonely hobo in the far reaches of upper Orange county.
Most people cant bear to look at me because most of my face was torn
off in a mining accident.  the only way i have of communicating with
others is through this modem i found.  i wired it to a home made
computer.  Emulates a C-64, y'know.   Heh Heh He.  Well, partner, how
about it?   Thats a good sport.....

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Hi J
   ason, I bet you can't guess who I am....  Ha Ha Ha.  I've lost my
list of Amiga BBS's and I think I'm going to cry.  This is really neat ,
thanks alot for lending me it,  if you ever need to blow up a small
country I'll be more than willing to LEND you some small thermo-nuclear
devices.  (But I'll expect them back in good condition.)

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