The Neon Knights have been known to make peoples lives miserable just for
calling there houses when they were sleeping and letting the fone ring till
we've answered it. Well just how we get even is going to be showed in this
file. I'm not talking about doing a half assed CN/A or setting the modem
for auto-dial, I'm talking kicking ass and laying up people in the hospital.
When fighting face to face with someone, I could never understand why one
asshole says either," Meet me after school in the parking lot!", or," Put
up your dukes!" This is notorious with dumb jocks. They actually think that
your gonna have a set time for fighting?! Man, most of us are headbangers,
we don't go for that shit! When you fight with a joke and he says that just
get out A) Your trusty knife or B) Your big old aluminum bat you stole from
the school gym (Right Kurt!). B-E-A-T theeee living shit outta the bastard!
Fuck that after school bullshit!! If you wanna win the fight, then fight
dirty!! My friend once got in a fight with this big moterfuckin 250 pound
Linebacker, he did this and sent the bastard to the hospital. I tell ya,
those jocks mess don't with him anymore (ofcourse, he got caught for stealing
ata Stop 'n' Rob and is in Juvy for 8 months).
Next type of fighting is when bastard ass college dumbfucks flip you off
on a stret corner. This always seems to happen to me, being that I live
5 miles from the U of M campus. When this does occur, you may handle it two
ways. The first way is that you promptly slamthe brakes on and et outta the
car and tell his ass to come on over so you can kick his ass. If this is a
big jock type college dude don't worry they ALL have there weak spot. Right
in the Nuts!! Some people may tell you this is panzy assed to do, but there
also usually the ones that have a busted nose that whistles when they eat
cereal. If its a little geek type fuckin Jew, then they will probly keep
sucking on there slurpee and ignore you. This is whre the second way comes
in. Pull around the block and follow him at a close distance from behind in
your car. I guarantee he will eithr walk up to the closest house in site and
sit on the porch pretending its his house. Well all you have to do to flush
the little weasel-faced big nose ff the porch is to blow the horn until
someone comes to thedoor. The he'll either get off the porch, or you can
scream at him something like," Come on Abe(Good Jewish name) mommy says that
she isn't mad at you anymore, you can come home now!" Thi'll usually either
get him walking or the person who lives atthe house talking the bastard to
get the fuck home. When he does get off te porch he'll probly think your
some kinda psychopath because you been trying like hell to get him, now you
can do what you like to him, either kick his ass or take all his money.
This next one is a personal favorite of mine, I call it "The paperoy needs
his ass kicked for kicking my favorite dog". Early in the morning when he
goes to deliver his papers find a place where you can ambush him. Then when
he comes flying by on his bike, take a stick or metal pipe and stick it in his
front wheel, it'll catch in and when it hits the forks he'll go head over
heels
onto the ground in a blaze of newspaper all over. The fun isn't over yet,
now
grab his newspaper bag and tie it around his head so he can't see before he
figures out what is happening. Now beat the shit outta him. Don't say
ANYTHING. This will make him pretty scared when he doesn't know who is or
why he is getting beat up. He might even quit and now you can have a summer
job!
Some pointers on fighting dirty:
When the assholes starts cuttig you down, hit. Don't talk back.
Don't make threats you can't keep.(I.E.: Your dead, man!)
Always carry your 6 inch blade around.(I prefer scuba knives because there
stainless steel, and have a metal knob on the handle end so you can knock
the dude out).
If you start losing the fight, go for the nuts. Like I said it sounds
gay,
but who gets the last laugh when Biff turns out sterile?
When you fight niggers, try to stay away from there Fro's cause it'll
make your hands greasy and you won't be abl wrestle them down. Come to think
about it, even there skin is greasy and they smell like piss! Better take
my first hand experience and use a bat on the bastard. Its less of a hassle.
If you get a chance, break the motherfuckers neck( Its sweet as hell when
the dude goes into convulsions, pretty impressive with the bitches too!)
If you really want someone dead, buy a gun. They ALWAYS work. .44's or
.357's are best, thats cause they usually don't give the guy a chance to hear
his last rites.
Thats the way the Neon Knights do it!! Also, We've been called DemiGod's,
and we are. Thanks for all the support!
Hope this file was interesting and informative! Go out and kick some ass!!!
The Blade, The /Outland/, Zandar, Metallian, and all Metal Commers.
Also to the folowing for support: Harry's army surplus for the fine
selection of knives, The nigger who ripped me of a Quarter Ounce, and
Aerosmith!
<K>1986 Neon Knights--any printing of this file in any publication is
punishable by the law of the Neon Knights(He he he).We rule the world,get
used to it.
