� � � Mighty Issue #53
� � � � � illicit "Conpoems"
� � � � � �� Liquid -By Conradz
� � � � � � Kollections
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| Conrad's NUTTY ASCII Poems Volume 17 |
| (c)1995 Conrad & Mother Goose/inc |
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Man's Best Friend
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I obtain amusement playing chess with my feline.
He derives joy from creating friction on my leg.
I yearn he would do that with aggrandized high body temperature!
The Game
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I hunger for binary libidinous innards,
so that I could frolic
twister with _both_ of my female forebears!
Not the Same
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Mark was a Herculean jewish schoolboy
Who preferred to lend an ear to agreeable sound
While operating with his receptacle
(concealed by his blanket)
In isolation, after nightfall...
In a reverie about cinnamon ants!
Blow
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I relish peeping at stark naked quadrupeds,
they make me experience capricious times,
similar to when I assimilate lactose,
in the sunrise,
with my next of kin, joe.
don't
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I administer blood intravenously, mom.
I don't give credence to my omnipotent being, sauted Harry.
I don't believe in the canine tooth fairy.
I don't believe in conscientious fish.
I don't believe in disobedient movements.
I don't believe in hippodrome beef cattle.
I don't.
Never
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My mammy instructed me it was corrupt to nudge the cockatoo in the eye.
Hitherto, In my predicament, it was elementary to omit her warnings...
Alas, I garroted Louis the Parrot!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I really hope you enjoyed this installment of Poems by Conrad. If you want
to help this starving artist get food and shelter, send $5 to:
Conrad
PO BOX 753
Matteson, IL 60443
I will, in return, come visit you and give you a back rub. (please?)
My iNTeRNeT eMaiL bOx:
[email protected]
complaints:
[email protected]
death threats:
[email protected]
Greets to: Grandaughter psycho (hubba hubba), Chuck, Evil Eye, Jory,
The BARON, the midget from twin peaks, crippled boy from
burger king kid's club, kevin mathiews.
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Halo# = Two
Date = August 1, 1994
Time = 9:59 PM
I plan to masturbate = (on a diet)
I'd like to thank: Bill gates.. & the doods who did Microsoft Word
Phill MCrackin
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For more information call 1-800-686-3694
Conrad's secret pete 2 of 10: "colorfull"
(when you put these all together _backwards_, it says something cool!)
