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                       A Word From Our Sponsor [God]
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            proudly and respectfully stolen from KuNT magazine




                              Our Lady's Message
                        Through Gianna Stallone Segal
                at St. Cooze's Catholic Brothel, Emmitsburg, MD
                                July 4, 1996


     My dear little children, fornicate for Jesus!

     Little ones, do not be discouraged with impotence in your life, but
 trust in Jesus and remain steadfast in your onanism. I am here to bring
 you closer to Jesus' bed and He will bring you to the Father for "sloppy
 seconds".

     Do not become excited when people fondle you. This is part of the
 spiritual path to horniness and many times unavoidable. The more you
 become a horndog the more the world will scorn you, humiliate you and
 persecute you. Do not fear; I am your Mother of Lust and I will fellate
 you. All who seek refuge in My Immaculate Snatch will be safe and filled
 with a deep inner joy, if a little damp and slimy, and redolent of fish.

     Here at this valley of My beloved St. Cooze is the center which My
 Immaculate Furburger invites all children to seek refuge. Look to my
 Mons, little ones, for strength in your wankings and rejoice in Them that
 He has lead you astray. He will lead you to hot wet sex and eternal
 Hellfire.

     It is necessary for all to respond to His soft touch if evil is to be
 promoted. You cannot be limp. A lack of response is a lack of lust. It
 is necessary to be disciplined and obedient to His call, not to mention
 His Whips, Chains and Buttplugs. You must make an effort to scream
 convincingly if Jesus is to make you one of His Bitches.

     I love you little children, especially in those short plaid skirts,
 and fondle you in His place. Piss to you, in Fond Remembrance of His
 Predilection for Golden Showers.


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