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my name is jonas!
i'm carrying the will.
thanks for all you've shown us,
this is how we feel.
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disclaimer - you read an article in an issue of jonas. you think its really
fuckin' elite. maybe it tells you how to stalk someone, or how to blow up
things. you try it, and you get hurt. well, too bad. its your fault,
bucko. actually, you shouldn't have tried it in the first place, most of
the things in jonas are humorous, that includes the 'anarchy' files. if you
can't tell the difference between seriousness and humor, then you deserve to
get hurt. go pick up phrack if you wanna know how to phreak, don't look
towards jonas. (well, most of the time.)
the views expressed in any issue of jonas are not necassaraly the views of
jonas nor edicius. if you don't like something that is said in jonas, well,
then screw off. consider yourself forewarned; some of the opinions printed
in jonas may be somewhat extreme, maybe not bomb-an-oklahoman-building
extreme, but extreme in its own right. you get the idea.
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submission guidelines - jonas will print almost anything. jonas is not
subjected to just one topic, but instead, covers a wide range of topics --
current events, music, politics, science, radio, stories (humorous and
non), and telephony and computer invasion. you get the idea. _alot_ of
shit that is given to me, will make it into jonas, with some editing, of
course.
about the only things that i do not take, are drug-related articles
(including pro and anti drugs, drug growing, etc). drugs are stupid, if you
want to waste your time with them, don't look here. there's alot of other
'zines for things like that (high times, ganja, etc). also not taken, are
articles pertaining ansi. case closed.
once you give me something for jonas, it becomes property of jonas print
material incorporated (sha, haha..), or something. if one day, down the
road, i feel like reprinting your article, i will do so. if i compile a
'best-of' issue, or even go print, i have the right to reuse your article.
all works given to me are subjected to my editing. this can and will
include: justification, gramatic changes, converting it to lowercase, and
generally, fucking with it as i see fit. gee, ain't being an editor great?
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distribution guidelines - jonas may be freely distributed amoung computer
enthusists as long as the copyright located in the front of jonas_13.txt
remains in place. no fee may be charged to get a copy of this magizine,
unless the fee is charged to access the bulletin board system (bbs) or
on-line service itself.
there are set aside distribution sites, which generally get the new issues
of jonas before the general public. check the sites, listed at the end of
this file, for new issues of jonas. jonas is generally released between the
first and fifteenth of each respective month.
information regarding obtaining a distribution site for your bulletin board
service can be found by emailing myself, edicius, via the address listed
below.
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contacting jonas - jonas can be contact in many different forms. we have an
email address, world head quarter bbs, voice mail box, and ftp sites for
retrevial of archived issues.
email - jonas can be reached via two different email addresses, the first
one listed is prefered, if you cannot mail to that, well, mail to the second
one then. prefered:
[email protected], second:
[email protected]
bbs - reach edicius, jonas, and other zany zine people at avalon. the
world's <scratchout - replace with "keyport, new jersey's"> finest 'zine
board. get hip to our rebel ways, baby. avalon's phone number is (908)
739/4274. 2400-14.4. call it, it's a rad renegade revolution, dewd.
world wide web -
http://www.vitinc.com/~rmini/jonas.html
(contact fat slayer, web admin, for more information -
[email protected])
finger -
[email protected]
other ftp/bbs's - here's the list of jonas ftp sites and bbs distribution
sites.
bbs distribution site -+- full metal jacket @ (203) 531/7626
bbs distribution site -+- comtec @ (410) 437/3858
bbs distribution site -+- kingdom of groove @ (410) 893/1954
bbs distribution site -+- the lamers retreat @ (607) 844/4661
bbs distribution site -+- terminal frost @ (808) 487/6812
ftp distribution site -+- ftp.etext.org /pub/Zines/Jonas
ftp distribution site -+- ftp.fc.net /pub/deadkat/newstuff/jonas
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