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=   F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K.   =
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       "i am laundromat"

       bring me your troubled,
       your tired, your old
       bring me your spin cycle,
       wash hot, rinse cold
       bring me your linens,
       your stockings, your hat
       bring me your quarters,
       i am laundromat

       bring me your street punks
       with dull butter knives
       bring me your rednecks
       with overweight wives
       bring me their stepsons,
       those shirtless young brats
       bring the whole family!
       i am laundromat

       bring me your winstons,
       your salems, your kools,
       bring me your marlboros
       and camels, you fools
       bring me your cockroaches,
       bring me your rats,
       lung cancer, bubonic
       i am laundromat

       bring me hispanics
       and vietnamese
       those who speak english
       can expect to be seized
       so come, alabama!
       mississippi, where you at?
       you've all been invited
       by me, laundromat

       so bring me your maytags,
       loadstars, and speedqueens!
       bring me those clothes
       you won't ever get clean
       bring me your drapery,
       your decayed welcome mat
       to melt in the dryers
       of an old laundromat

       bring me your t-shirts,
       g'n'r, judas priest -
       '86! they still fit you,
       but now you're obese
       yes, bring me your skinny
       and all of your fat
       but don't dare bring normality
       to this laundromat

       bring me your starving
       and give 'em a buck
       so they can buy doritos!
       and pepsi, with luck
       and bring all the gossip!
       be it this in-law or that
       just make sure it's juicy
       for this laundromat

       so bring me the tired,
       the outcast, the meek,
       and bring me the hanes
       that they wore for two weeks
       the senile, the filthy,
       did i mention the fat?
       bring all them to me
       i am laundromat.


-murmur

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