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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Looking Back IV
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1 - "Where it all Begins" by Dam and Doc. Z - This is a basic file that
describes the general idea behind the files, and what is being
attempted with each file.
2 - "Shock Value" by Dam and Loki - Have fun at the expense of others
as simple sentences can shock the hell out of people, and make
them react quite nicely.
3 - "Laziness" by Dam - America has become a nation of lazy welps,
that are no better than sloths. Realize how bad people have
become and how it affects us.
4 - "Those Closed College Boys" by Doc. Z - Tells of a small runin
with ignorance College Boys - and how it was dealt with. Even
at the college level, it can't be avoided.
5 - "The Backyard" by Dam - A small reminder to all BBSers, that
getting access to any board should not be a major event
and that BBSing is a hobby. Don't take it so seriously.
6 - "Anthology I" Compiled by Dam - Over the years, I have collected all
sorts of interesting quotes and sayings, and have compiled them
here for you.
7 - "Users" by Dam - More ovbservations on users in general and some
guidelines if you are new to BBSing.
8 - "Journalism at its Finest" Compiled by Dam - Witness how journalism
isn't as open minded as you think. Freedom of the press is just
another joke and popular saying.
9 - "The N.S.A." Compiled by Dam - Some basic facts about the National
Security Administration, and how large it is, despite the fact so
many people don't realize it exists.
10 - "Just Some Wildly Obscure Fiction" by Zach D - A brief fictional
story, that puts many of life's little things in perspective, and
helps you realize that you might not have as much control in your
life as you may think.
11 - "That Social Thang" by Dam - Some insight into how frats are viewed
by many, and looked down upon by some.
12 - "Money, Bleh" by Dam - Money and how it rears its ugly head, and
makes life miserable.
13 - "Good vs. Evil" by Dam - Thoughts on good and evil, and walking
the path of each. How it could affect you, and how it helps you
as well as hurts you.
14 - "Sysops" by Dam - Some opinions of what sysops should do, and
what they shouldn't do to help the BBSing community.
15 - "Fiction Take 1" by Dam - Another fictional story of how one pissed
off employee gets his revenge on the ignorant yuppies.
16 - "A Guide to Shoplifting" by Max Headroom. A simple guide to
shoplifting, and how to get away with it.
17 - "Evolution" by Dam - Sit back and observe evolution in front
of you whether you realize it or not.
18 - "Zany Fedz" by Dam - Questions and thoughts on the fedz, and
their pursuit of dangerous hackers, and why they think they
will get away with it.
19 - "Posting" by Dam - Ideas and observations on the public posting
around Lubbock, and what to do about it.
20 - "Real Life - School" by Dam - Don't believe BH 90201, and Class
of '96. This is what it is REALLY like in school.
21 - "General Information" - General information about the F.U.C.K. files,
how to become a writer for F.U.C.K. and how to become a distribution
site.
22 - "The Dream" by Dam - Who is really in control? How much do they
control? A little fiction to question just that.
23 - "---------" by Dam - Censorship.
24 - "Computer Sniglets" by Overdriver - Just some funny words to put with
those occasions we all experience sitting in front of the computers.
25 - "Looking Back I" - Gives the descriptions for files 1 - 25.
26 - "Family Trip" by Fastjack - This is another venture into fiction
and wishful thinking. How many times have you been forced to endure
family outings? This is the answer to them.
27 - "Death of a Handle" by Dam - What is behind a handle? How does
it affect BBSing? You may not realize how much it changes a
BBS.
28 - "Small Town Rant" by Fastjack - After living in small towns for
a better part of his life, Fastjack gives insight into the horror
of having no one around you.
29 - "Time Passed" by Dam - I personally think this is the best file I
have written. While you are bored off your ass, what happens in
one minute? Maybe this will give you an idea.
30 - "Drivers" by Fastjack - He beat me to this one. Everyone drives
during their lives, and this categorizes the different types out there
and how to deal with them.
31 - "Dam's Random Thoughts" by Dam - I was slightly drunk and slightly
depressed when I wrote this one. Lot of shit happening and my
response to it all.
32 - "Car Sniglets" by Overdriver - Put funny words with all of the things
that happen as you drive down the road.
33 - "PsI vs. Pigs" by Psychosomatic Illusion - A story about Psycho's
run in with police, and how they treated him. Brief commentary
on today's law enforcement.
34 - "Pity the Cynic" by Uncle Elvis - Thoughts and feelings from a
cynic, and how it affects him. Good commentary on daily life.
35 - "Loki's BBSing Guide 1.3" by Loki - More BBSing etiquette as well
as some more hints for sysops. Good overview of what to do for
all BBSers.
36 - "They Want Your Money" by Overdriver - Do you go to college? Do
you pay too much for bullshit fees? This will give you an idea
how much universities make by charging you for nothing.
37 - "Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick" by Overdriver - Great little story that
will make you realize how much a simple clock affects your life.
38 - "CIA Conspiracies Revealed" by Overdriver and Comrade Koba - An
interesting and humorous file about possible CIA plots.
39 - "Decisions Suck" by Dam - Decisions in his life, and how they
suck the big one. What do you do about them?
40 - "Night Sounds" by PsI - Cool file telling you how to learn the
language of the night, and how much little sounds tell you.
41 - "The Final Hour" by Overdriver - Think about your life and what
you have done. 1 hour to live, what would you do...
42 - "Lying" by Acid Warlock - Commentary on lying, and how much it
is used.
43 - "*Whine*" - Quick little file.
44 - "Fuck You - Part 1" - So many groups of people to bitch about,
so little time.
45 - "FUCK Anthology II" - Great collection/anthology of taglines.
46 - "Being Elite in '93" - What is elite? Did it die out? What are
some of the unspoken rules the elite follow?
47 - "T.V." - A Brief commentary on how television affects the way
you think, whether you know it or not.
48 - "Music Videos" - What happened to a TV station that just played
music videos?
49 - "1994" - Nice fiction about daily life in the near future.
50 - "Looking Back II" - Descriptions of files 26 - 50.
51 - "Conformity" by Fastjack - Little realizations about how everything
seems to beat down the inherant creativity in people.
52 - "Brutality" by Fastjack - When is it enough?
53 - "The Epidemic" by Max Headroom - A good overview of computer viruses
and how to spot them. Also encludes benchmarks of some of the more
popular PD virus scanners.
54 - "So You Wanna Be Cool" - Learn how you can be cool too!
55 - "Equal Rights" - Take a closer look at who is getting discriminated
against.
56 - "File #56" by Dam - Brief Commentary on America and the people in it.
What is wrong with this place and what can you do about it?
57 - "Acronym Mania" by Max - Good list of Acronyms so you can read the
lingo and know something.
58 - "Hypocrisy, The Greatest Luxury" by Fastjack - My feelings on how
the religious can be just as big a hypocrite as the next
satan worshipper.
59 - "Depression, the Future, and Me" by Fastjack - Feelings about a
future that looks bleak.
60 - "A F.U.C.K.ed Christmas" by Fastjack - Sing 'Have yourself a
sellout little christmas'.
61 - "Sloth" by Zippy - The coming generations, and how they have
the greatest opportunity to slack off in history.
62 - "Religion" by Acid Warlock - Feelings on those who feel the
need to be a christian.
63 - "How Do I Validate?" by Acid Warlock - Possible criteria for
validation and what a sysop might look for.
64 - "That's It" by Dam - Just read it.
65 - "Anthology III" - A combination of interesting quotes and
great taglines for your use.
66 - "Get a Job" - Having a steady job or college? What guarantees
you will keep that job? Regardless of position?
67 - "Cash, Check, or Charge" - What's up with our monetary system
and why is it so lame?
68 - "Growing Old" - A new perspective on a not so favorite past time.
69 - "Nighthawk's Ramblings" - One of the groups newest members and
some of his views on government etc. Good reading.
70 - "Scanning Phun" - Morpheus Gets bored and scans...with interesting
results.
71 - "Whee" - Just some year end comments from Dam and fastjack regarding
the group and some general thoughts.
72 - "Rag Wars" - Written by a newcomer to the group, Fractal Illusion.
Pointless bickering about petty shit, and what it does.
73 - "What Next?" - The results of Frac releasing his file, and what
happened after it. Talk about petty...
74 - "Com-pyoo-ter" - A look into how unknowledgeable some people are
when it comes to computers.
75 - "Looking Back III" - A look back at files 51 through 74.
76 - "Fit the Crime" written by Dam - A look at how weak and ineffectual
our criminal system is and what the punishment should be.
77 - "Today" by Dam - People keep saying the future will be getting
better, but will it?
78 - "People Care" written by Rage - A file about how things have
gone wrong in our country, and how there are very few people
who want to try and make it better.
79 - "The Old Dirt Road" written by Dam - What the hell happened
to the Internet? This 'Information Superhighway' is bullshit.
80 - "Learn the Language" by Morpheus - School tries to initiate
all spanish classes. I don't think so.
81 - "The Digital Age" by Distortion - What is happening to free
thought in the age/world of computers?
82 - "Flying High" by Illusionary - The joy of public transportation.
83 - "Manners" by Dam - When do manners change and who defines them?
84 - "Generation _" by Rage - Wheres are Generation going?
85 - "The Interview" by Dam - Another fictional story about how the
government can cover up its tracks if it needs to.
86 - "Convictions?" by Illusionary - Where did the convictions of
society go? Does it even matter?
87 - "It Started" by Rage - File about the electronic war starting.
88 - "The Man" by Illusionary - Can the government control you? A
fictional account.
89 - "Three Easy Steps to Getting Laid" by Distortion - Fun fun.
90 - "Defcon II" by Dam - Story of Dam and Morpheus' trip to Defcon II
and the wild and crazy stuff there.
91 - "So-Called Friends" by Zen - Who is really your friend? Are you sure?
92 - "Crime in America" by Rice - What is happening in todays world and
what is still deemed important?
93 - "Why the Scene is Lame" by Murcuruchrome - As if it wasn't bad
enough, we need someone to explain it to you...
94 - "Change of Standard" by Dam - 50 years ago, things were set to be
this way. For some reason they still are...why?
95 - "Originality" by Rage - Originality, who has it, where is it, when did
it all run out?
96 - "Ratings" by Dam - Plan on buying anything? Check the rating on it.
97 - "Support Your Local Police, Beat Yourself Up" by LettusB - If the
cops are harrassing you again...here is the answer.
98 - "Overkill" by Murcuruchrome - Too much in this world is used
too often...
99 - "UFO - The Secret" by Rage - Open your mind to the possiblities. If
it's not something extra-tarrestrial doing it all, then who is?
100 - " " - This File.
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F.U.C.K. Member List
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Handle Position Status Written
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- Dam - Writer/Editor - Deranged - 48 -
- fastjack - Writer - Active - 7 -
- Rage - Writer/Advertising - Active - 5 -
- Acid Warlock - Writer - Active - 4 -
- Illusionary - Writer - Active - 4 -
- Morpheus - Writer - Active - 2 -
- Distortion - Writer - Active - 2 -
- Murc - Writer - Active - 2 -
- Lettus B - Writer - Active - 1 -
- Night Hawk - Writer - Active - 1 -
- Rice - Writer - Active - 1 -
- Zen - Writer/Stud - Active - 1 -
- Max Headroom - Writer - Infrequent - 3 -
- Overdriver - Writer - Inactive - 5 -
- PsI - Writer - Inactive - 2 -
- Loki - Writer - Inactive - 1 -
- Zippy - Writer - Inactive - 1 -
- Doc. Z - Writer - Inactive - 1 -
- Zach D. - Writer - Inactive - 1 -
- Uncle Elvis - Writer - Inactive - 1 -
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(Files written by more than one person are credited to neither)
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F.U.C.K. Distribution Sites
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- Purple Hell 806.791.0747 Acid Warlock Southern HQ TX
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- PcI 806.794.1438 PsI Dist. TX
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- Chemical Pursuasion 203.324.0894 Lysergic Acid Dist. CT
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