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000. The Durex Corporate Index (The file you are now reading) DB
001. Irrelevant Prose Volume 1: Some Shorts RT
002. Irrelevant Prose Volume 2: Boxer Shorts RT
003. Irrelevant Prose Volume 3: The Fields of Farmer Brown RT
004. A Bedtime Story SB
005. Elementary School Tales Volume I SB
006. The Book of Egg: The Gospel According to Lem TH
007. The Parable of the Inherent Holiness of Toast RT
008. A Retelling of the Horror Classic: The Monkey's Paw FH
009. Snarfpoems Volume I: Falling Alien Cow Data SB
010. Bible Black and Walrus Tusks SB
011. The Test WA
012. An Old Battery Collection MB
013. The Pack SR
014. Failed Telewriting Experiments Volume I: The Chouler SB
015. Secrets of the Electric Eels and Other Mysteries Unravelled SB
016. Warriors, Colts and Treestumps: Sexcerpts from "Bosi and Herraud" RT
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DB DBC Collective SB Snarfblat
FH Fishead SR Steppenrazor
MB Moses Blumensteil TH T.E.H.O.
RT Random Tox WA Wally Acapesak
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