The Little Purple Notebook On How To Escape From This Universe
Copyleft � 1998 by Maximilian J. Sandor, Ph.D.
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It's Tough Leading A Spiritual Life
(anonymous, edited by (at least) Miranda Suryadjaja and Max Sandor)
"I was having an out of body experience one day so I grounded myself and
got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral traveled
anyway, but the phone rang.
I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked my
numerology chart and nearly had a primal but my energy was too blocked so I
did some bioenergetics and self parenting, took some flower essence and ate
an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but my inner child wasn't feeling
nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie too, but that made me hyper
so I did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes but
I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot reflexology
and past life regression, then rebirthed myself and called Moon Beam, the
bodyworker, to make an
appointment for a Shiatsu, Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese
deep tissue massage but she flaked out and never returned my call so I
decided to energize my crystals and do some positive imagery because all my
visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so
to get empowered, I got a psychic reading from Mother HeartLove around the
issue of my assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy
for my psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic
brain-wave synergy session which made me more focused for my actualization
seminar, holistic healing class and dreamworkshop, so I'd be more clear for
my Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Reichian Jungian Freudian
Ericksonian session at the hot springs but my aura was weak for my trance-
channeling group so I fasted until noon to recharge my chakras and I sensed
my intuition was high and my cycle was focused, so I turned on my ion
generator to open up for my neural-linguistic programming session, but I
needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided synchronicity
meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me for the
fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory
depivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed
was a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to my personal
shaman, and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to
the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to
find someone who really knew what was going on, but that didn't work
either, so I locked myself in a calcium-coated Orgone Box and went to sleep
so I could 'get it' in the dream state.
But when I woke up I discovered I was still dreaming."
