Hi, my name is Ron, REEFER Ron. This be my very first issue of VaS and I am
honored to have joined such a cool organization. This article, has taken a
great affect on my life, as it is all about one of my favorite things- shit.
Here are some different kinds of shit. Yum.
Ghost Shit- The kind where you feel the shit come out, have shit on the
paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.
Clean Shit- Where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing
on the paper.
Wet Shit- The kind where you wipe your ass 50 times, but it still feels
unwiped, so you have to shove a huge wad of toilet paper up your ass, so
you don't ruin your underwear.
Second Wave Shit- When your done shitting, you've pulled up yer pants, and you
realize you have to shit some more.
Pop-A-Vein-in-you-forehead shit- The kind where you strain so much, you almost
have a stroke.
Richard Simmons Shit- The kind where you shit so much you lose 30 pounds.
Corn Shit- Self-explanatory.
Lincoln Log Shit- When the shit is so huge, you break it up into pieces with
yer toilet brush, so it doesn't break your toilet.
Drinker's Shit- When you shit and there are treadmarks on the bottom of the
toilet.
"Gee, I wish I could shit" shit- When you sit on the toilet, trying to shit,
but all you do is far a couple of times.
Spinal Tap Shit- The kind where it hurts so much coming out, you swear you
were shitting sideways.
Power Dump Shit- When you shit so much, so fast, your ass gets splashed with
toilet water.
Liquid Shit- The kind where a yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of yer ass,
splatters all over the inside of the toilet bowl, and burns the inside of
your ass.
Mexican Food Shit- A class all of its own!
The Shitter Shit- When you call The Shitter Hardcore BBS!
I hope you enjoyed this article about shit. Call my BBS. Its called The
Shitter. I could give you the number, but yer probably lame, so, look for
it. Later.
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