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�                          My Numerous Nigger Jobs                            �
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YoYoYo this is yer favorite beeooooch reverend foolbert sturgeon here, and I
would like to tell you the story of all the jobs I have had in my life.
The first place I worked at, and got fired from, was McDonalds.  The dialog
went something like this.

Me:  Welcome to McDonalds, may I help you?
Customer:  I would like a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Me:  A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE!?!  What kinda fucking nigger are you?

That was about the end of that.  You know what the nigger did?  He told my
manager, that I was rude and insulting, and I got fired.  Who cares,
they were all a buncha jew niggers anyway.
My next job was working at a grocery store.  Now this one wasn't completely
my fault...first of all, my manager was a jew nigger to begin with, so
obviously, he is inferior.  I got a job as a cashier, and the dialog, on my
very first day, went something like this.

Me:  Welcome to Kroger. My name is Reverend Foolbert Sturgeon
Customer:  Here are my groceries, and here are the food stamps to pay for them.
Me:  YOU'RE USING FOOD STAMPS?  ARE YOU A NIGGER OR SOMETHING?!??!?

Now that customer, actually was a nigger, so she she went and got her tribe,
and not surprisingly, I was fired from Kroger too.  Then the black nigger
bitch had the gull to have her /<-Rhad DeTrOiT WaR SqUaD come and beat my ass.
I actually kind of enjoyed it.  It was very stimulating.
Now, I had 2 jobs in 2 days, so I decided to really get serious this time.
     I decided to go try and work for a Malt Licka store, but when Mr. Detroit
checked my refs, he didn't even consider me.  What a jew nigger.
My next and final job is now doing volunteer work at a hospital.  Its not
really volunteer work, its volunteer testing.  First thing, when I get there in
the morning, I have anal probes tested on me.  I hate the jews who invented
these things.  Only a jew nigger fag would wanna have these things stuck up
their ass.  However, after the 3rd day, I began to really enjoy myself, but
they had to move me to a different part of the hospital, so everyone else
wouldn't hear me screaming like Michael Jackson.  I love the anal thermometer
the most.  I always ask for it.  Even when I'm not sick!
     After my lunch, which usually consists of a big black nigger dick, in
a hot dog bun and of course, a 40 oz of Colt 45 Malt Licka AKA The Drink of
the Godz and EaSY-E (lets all kiss his black aids ass-- jeah).  After lunch,
I head down to the sperm bank.  After warming up my hands, with one of those
balls them niggers hand out in gas stations, I am forced to spend the rest of
the day, beating off incessently, for a measly $4.25 an hour.  They don't
even give me a PlayGirl magazine to look at, for assistance.  The only thing
that keeps me going, is thinking that one day, I might actually get laid,
by the BBS goddess, Midnight Angel (I still love you, honey).  After I fill
a couple bottles, and shave all the hair off my hands, I go home, and shove
ice down my pants to relieve the pain.  My cum is taken to a research lab, so
they can study what causes racism and sexual confusion in 12 year olds.  What
kinda nigger shit is all this crap?  Pretty soon, I am gonna get the /<-Rad
3r33t3 VaS AnTi-NiGGER StRiKE FoRcE aNd WaR SqUaD to go have fun with their
asses.
And so, ends another issue of VaS.  I must go get ready for work, but soon,
I will have my dream job, of getting paid to run a Malt Licka store, in
Highpointe, and put niggers like Mr. Detroit out of business.  Later Fewlio's!

                               Love,

                                       Reverend Foolbert Sturgeon
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