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� �� �� �������� �������� � Issue #99 - December 18, 1994 �
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� ThE ReTuRn oF ThE LeEcH HaCkuRz! �
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The Return of The LeEcH HaCkuRz by TPP
y0 d00dz, wE FiNaLLy G0t oUr CoMpUtErZ bAcK fRoM ThE FBI. WhOeVeR iT wAs
ThAt tOlD EvErYoNe iT wAs oUr MoMmY iS a LaMuR!@!@! VaS LaMeRz, WeRe GoNNa
PhReAK yOuR COMpuTerZ!@!@! NoW wE aRe GoInG tO TaLk aBoUt GeTTiNg c00l h/p
StUpH. tO GeT a..
BlUe BoX
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PiCk uP YoUr PhOnE(c00l ThInGz uS /<-RaD d00dz HaVe. GeT oNe LaMuR!) aNd
DiAl 1-800-BlUeBoX. ThEsE GuYz ObViOuSlY HaVe tO GiVe YoU a BluE BoX. HeRe
iS dA TrAnScIpT..
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BlUeBoX- Thank you for calling the jewish National Front.
Me- hEhEhE! JeW! hehehe! ThAt'S c00l, SeNd mE a BlUe BoX!
BlUeBoX- If you know your partys extension enter it now.
Me- I AiN'T gIvInG yOu No FuCkiNg ExTEnSiOnErZ, ThOsE aRe t00 /<-RaD!
BlUeBoX- If you would like to plant a tree, press one now.
Me- oH c00l, I wAnT tO PlAnT a TrEE! WiLL YoU gIvE Me A BlUe BoX 4 iT?
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ThEsE GuyZ aRe ReAllY LaMe ThOuGh BeCaUsE ThEy WoN'T giVe uS a BlUe BoX
BeCaUsE OuR El33tnEsS FrIgHteNz ThEm. wE WiLL CaRd 1800-Bluebox FoR ThIS!
ReD BoX
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LaMeR! YoU ObViOuSlY HaVe To DiAl 1-800-ReDbOx!@!@!@ BuT ThEsE GuYz
WoUlDn'T GiVe uS oNe, ThErE LaMe tO. HeReZ Da ScRiPt..
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Me- hello, hello, hello
Me- hello?
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WiRED MaG
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WiReD iS ThE c00lEsT MaGaZiNe fOr uS kEwL HaCkErZ, bUt YoU GuYz aRe LaME
aNd PrObaBlY ThInK iT SuX! ThE gOt a WWW ThInGy ThAt wIlL GiVe YoU XXX GiFz
oF CyBeRsEx!@!@!@ t00 BaD i DoN'T KnOw HoW tO uSe ThE iNtErNeT, BuT I aM
GeTTiNG MS InTeRnEt FoR WinDoWz VeRsIoN 5.3434535 FoR ChRiStMaS! I'm c00l,
YoUr NoT! ThEy g0t StOrYz aBoUt OtHeR /<-RaD HacKz aNd PhReAkz LiKe mE (t00
BaD NoNe oF tHeM KnOw a ThInG aBoUt CoMpUtErZ oR PhOnEz). U cAn GeT ThIs FrOm
ThE HoMe Of /<-RaDnEsS, RaDiO ShAk!
AcCeSS oN c00l BoArDz
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YoU GuYz ArEn'T NeAr mY LeVeL oF kRaDnEsS, s0 I WiLL TeLL YoU h0w tO GeT
oN aLL ThE c00l BoArDs. FiRsT, ChAt WiTh ThE LaMe SySoP aNd FoLLoW DiS
TrAnScRiPt.
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Me- GiVe Me AcCeSS oR I'll PhReAk ThIs BBs!
TPP- Heh, really.. Ok dood, I just coded this new issue of VaS that has a
lot of c0dez and XXX gifz. You seem to be elite enough to get it.
Me- c00l!@!@! HoLd oN a SeC. I HaVe tO ClEaN uP My BuGlE BoYz.
Later...
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Me- ThAt LaMeR CaN't c0de!@!@! �2
Me- TPP, If YOu R r SREaDiN gd ThIs���7 You�r L��aMe.
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