After attending school for a year, I've decided to write about something
that really bugs me. The fraternity system.
Zeta Beta Tau... There is a song about them. ahaah.. If you've ever
known anyone in Zeta Beta Tau, laugh at them.
The song goes like this:
At a half past six
I was brewin' up some tea
when I got a call from a ZBT
Ya wanna join ZBT?
Ya wanna join ZBT?
I just wanna drink my tea.
I saw some chick
gettin mad
throwin her Q (40 oz) at a ZBT
I don't do ZBT
I don't do ZBT
I just wanna drink my Q
My rooomie got hit by a ZBT
Late night volleyball
That's the key
Ya better join ZBT
Ya better join ZBT
I ain't no ZBT
There ain't nothing funnier than watching a girl break her 40 ounce
on a ZBT's head.
I think the whole fraternity system blows. I've known several people
who have watched friends melt away as they join a frat. They become
frat freaks; living, eating, and breathing fraternity brothers.
Brotherhood? "Will you please clean the piss of the toilet, oh
brother?"
Let's look at the positive aspects of fraternities:
- Segregation (Segregates people who would join frats)
Lemme think some more and I'll get back to you on that one.
As we roll into 1994, let's not forget about individuality. I mean,
come on. Does the fraternity system really accomplish anything? I
don't know. Does this mean we should abolish the frats? Who knows
what should happen.
By the way. If I get around to it, maybe I'll print out the entire
greek alphabet so we can get together and think of ways to positively
influence society. (What? Frats do good things? Like what?!?!?!)
If anyone wants to be in a PRIVATE frat, please write
Alpha Nu Sig Pi Zeta Tau Gamma Ray Sigma Nu Alpha Beta Ti.
That would be something like ANSPZTGRSNABT <---- Transferred to the
greek system, who knows?!!?
Anyway, write to
Alpha Nu Sig Pi Zeta Tau Gamma Ray Sigma Nu Alpa Beta Ti
The White House
Washington D.C.
.... Goin down the road with a ZBT, I got guys in the front,
I got guys in the back, I got GUYS. Yes that's GUYS. We got
GUYS!
To a gay frat, I suppose that would be phun. <g>
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