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� Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0068 �
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� Date Released : [07/19/92] Author: Ross Perot �
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� Why I Should Be President. �
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Here is why I think I should be nominated for president. Because I'm
cool as hell, and I am in VaS. I have many issues which i think that I
would improve our country.
First off, lets talk about the war on drugs. I would legalize drugs.
Why, you ask? Well, we waste billions of dollars every fucking year trying
to fight drug dealers. Why not have our government sell drugs, reap in
the profits, and start rehab programs. Those indivduals stupid enough to
try addictive drugs in the first place deserve to die anyways. This would
save many drug dealer's lives, and make us cash!
Secondly, I would revoke all age limits. Everyone would be able to
see an X-rated movie, and buy beer. Why, because I said so. You say I
have no evidence this will work? Fuck you. Many countries in Europe do
not have drinking ages, and kids start drinking at a younger age. They
don't see alcohol as a big deal, as the way our society does. They have
less drunk driving accidents, and overall alcohol related incidents then
we do. What's wrong with having kids watch porno movies? Like they don't
know what the hell is going on anyways.
Thirdly, I would make hacking and phreaking legal. The companies would
have to prosecute you on their own. If you get caught by them, they can
do whatever they want to you. Come to your house and kill you, or just
bill you, whatever. Just don't get caught. It would be a better world for
all of us. I say that if you are smart enough to get away with it, then
it should be legal.
I would make sure that you never have to pay taxes ever again. Why
should you go out and bust your ass, and have the government take YOUR
fucking money. It's such BULLSHIT! Get PISSED OFF MAN! OUR GOVERNMENT
CONSISTS OF A BUNCH OF COMMIE CONFORMIST FRAUDLENT PUSSIES! Congress
gives themselves raises every fucking year, and they already make so
much fucking money. Goddamn. What a fucking joke. I would use the funds
from selling drugs to pay for governmental costs.
I would sponser free events, such as concerts and stuff. Like a huge
FREE concert in the silverdome. First cum, first serve. Everyone would
have a good time. I would make more holidays, such as VaS day. And
Kris-Kross appreciation day. Everyone wear your clothes backwards and
act like a dumb nigger. I would also stop all immigration, because I am
a racist bastard. I would make parking free everywhere, no fucking parking
meters. I would lower the price of stamps. I would banish luxury taxes,
and gas guzzler taxes as well.
Now here comes the real kick in the ass! I would send troops over to
the middle east, steal all the fucking oil from those camel-jockey raghead
sons of bitches, and lower our gas prices. It would be like 30 cents a
gallon. Now how's that for change?
You are fucking sweet if you are reading these VaS Files. VAS IS the
group of the 90's. We are boldly leading you into the future with
our opinions. We will prevail.
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