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�                Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0048                 �
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�          Date Released : [07/03/92]       Author: Grand Wizard Duke         �
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�                           Scumdogs Of The Universe                          �
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       OK, before you guys all pop huge boners thinking this is more tastey
GWAR lyrics, I will tell you what it is. This is a list of the worst types of
human beings there are. This is kind of like a Real-Life Lamer's Guide. (By
the way - all you album lyric seekers - we have word that we will be getting
some great death metal lyrics in soon). Anyhow maybe this will be the last
racist, predujiced file VaS will write? AHHAAHAHA NO WAY JOSE (SPICK). Anyhow
here's the list...

Negroes: Niggers, Spear Chuckers, Tar Babies, Moon Crickets, Alabama Porch
        Monkeys, Jungle Bunnies, Jerri-Curl Drippers. These are the most
        loathesome of all creatures. The only good nigger is a dead nigger.
        But we have many other issues on why niggers suck so we will
        continue.

Fat Chicks: This is another really nasty creature. These females are always
           really bitchy too. Like they can afford to be. They always come
           in to the resteraunt I work at and fucking eat the food faster
           than the cooks can make it, and always complain, and they always
           get stuck in the doorway trying to get out. Then they expect
           you to feel sorry for them. What do you do if a fat chick likes
           you and wants to go out on a date? Set up a blind date with
           one of your "friends" ahahaha.

Arabs: These people all seem to work at Gas Stations and Party Stores. These
      sand niggers wouldnt be so bad if they spoke fluent english at all.
      Every time I go to a party store i have to carry my sand flea to
      american dictionary to figure out what the hell they are saying. Plus
      these are the fuckers who formed OPEC and keep raising our GAS prices
      while those little specks of sand pay like 5 cents a gallon over
      there.

College Preppies: These are the super cool d00dZ with all the beer t-shirts
                 who always go down to Florida on spring break in their
                 convertables and drink lots of beer and act really tough
                 and fuck lots of women. They would be OK except for the
                 fact that they have super huge egos and do lots of really
                 asshole-like things.

Wiggers: These are the white folks who seem to have a desire to dress up like
        black people. They are all pussies, and will gang up in groups of
        20 or more before they come after you. They suck just because they
        act and look like niggers.

Oriental: This is the squinty eye posse gook chink dude who you can blindfold
         with a piece of dental floss. They have tiny dicks and walk around
         with stupid looks on their faces and have buck teeth. They may own
         half of America economically, but alas with no armed forces, they
         could easily be taken over or destroyed by us. I would think they
         would be more willing for fair trade with the US.

Bodybuilders: These are the people who work out 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
             some of them take steroids too. They seem to think there is
             some reason they need to be able to lift 900 tons and be super
             duper huge. When you get that big you are slowed down a lot by
             your bulk, and a skinnier person could beat your ass. They also
             have the super huge egos and think they are soo fucking cool
             and bad because they can throw cars at you.

Nerds: These are the people who spend all their time doing school work and
      school activities <And take summer school voluntairly to better their
      a's to a+'s>. This is also the 99% majority of computer users. I mean,
      if you guys had real lives you would be out partying right now instead
      of reading all this shit!. This also applies to the lamers who call
      your board, you lock them out, and they keep calling back again and
      again.

Church Nuts: These are the people who go to church at least once a week and
            own a copy of the bible. I am not saying i worship the devil, I
            don't even beleive in the devil or god. I think all religion is
            a bunch of bullshit, too many loopholes in the bible, they leave
            out large parts of known history <for instance, I dont see the
            dinosaurs anywhere in the bible - and if it all started from
            2 people, wouldnt ever single person in the world be so inbred
            it would be disgusting?>.

       Anyhow send us mail (you know how to reach us by now), if you have
any more types of people you really dont like that much! Maybe it will appear
in a future issue!

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