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DID I TYPE THIS UP,YOU MAY ASK.
 WELL FUCK...I WAS STONED! HEHE

   IN THE IMORTAL WORDS OF BOB DYLAN

      "EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED."


  EVER FOUND YOURSELF IN THE FUCKED
SITUATION WHERE YOU WANNA GET HIGH,BUT
YOU AIN'T GOT ANY BUDZ OR YOU'RE FRESH
OUTA BREWSKIS?  SURE YA HAVE!  WELL
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THIS STUPID
PHILE AND A LITTLE SNOOPING AROUND THE
HOUSE YOU TOO CAN GET HIGH,LEGALLY!

  ALL THE BULLSHIT FOUND IN THIS PHILE
CAN AND WILL GET YOU FUCKED UP IN ONE
WAY OR ANOTHER. WEATHER ITS A "GOOD"
HIGH IS NOT CERTAIN. BUT SOME OF THE
SHIT MENTIONED WILL HAVE MIND-BENDING
RESULTS. IF YOU'RE HARD UP OR STUPID
ENOUGH TO TRY THESE,GO FOR IT! JUST
DONT FREAK OUT AND GO ON ONE OF THOSE
REVENGE TRIPS!    I DO NOT TAKE THE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS!
  OK,ENUFF OF THIS SHIT,LETS PARTY!


A)  NUTMEG

  YES! NUTMEG CONTAINS A PSYCHEDELIC
SUBSTANCE. IT'S ONE OF THE MAIN INGRED-
IENTS IN MDMA,OR MORE COMMONLY KNOWN
AS XTC.
  TAKE 1 OR 2+ TEASPOONS(OR TABLESPOONS!!) OF FRESHLY GROUND NUTMEG,AND IF
YOURE LUCKY,WITHIN 2 HOURS YOU'LL BE
OFF ON AN INTERESTING TRIP IF SLIGHTLY
UNCOMFORTABLE TRIP. IF YOU'RE UNLUCKY
THEN YOU MAY EXPERIENCE THE FOLLOWING
SYMPTOMS:RAPID HEARTBEAT,HEADACHE,
DIZZINESS AND YOU'LL PROBABLY PUKE!
FUCKIN' A!
  SO THE NEXT CHRISTMAS WHEN YOUR MOM
IS MAKING EGGNOG,GRAB THE WHOLE DAMN
CAN OF NUTMEG AND GET WASTED! HAHAHA
  THE ABOVE ALSO APPLIES TO MACE. BOTH
OF THESE SPICES ARE DEFINATLY A LAST
RESORT...                                                                        B)
MORNING GLORY SEEDS                                                           THESE
LITTLE FUCKERS WERE POPULAR
BACK IN THE 60'S FOR A CHEAP LEGAL
HIGH. INTERESTED? READ ON...
                                          THE SEEDS OF THIS COMMON FLOWERING
VINE CONTAIN A SUBSTANCE VERY SIMILAR
TO LSD. TAKE ABOUT A HUNDRED SEEDS FOR
A STARTER,PICKING THE PEARLY GATES OR
HEAVENLY BLUE VARIETY (ORDER WHOLESALE
FROM A LARGE SEED COMPANY), WHICH HAVE
NOT BEEN SPRAYED WITH NOXIOUS CHEMICALS
THAT ARE MEANT TO DISCOURAGE THIS
PRACTICE.
  MASH THE SEEDS AND SOAK THE PULP IN
WARM WATER FOR UP TO 8 HOURS. STRAIN
THE LIQUID THROUGH A CLOTH AND GUZZLE
DOWN THE WATER.  ASIDE FROM ALMOST
CERTAIN NAUSEA, THIS WILL BE THE
EQUIVALENT TO A LOW DOSE OF ACID. TRIP!
TIME TO WATCH TRAILS COME'N OFF OF THE
VIDEO GAMES YOU ARE PLAYING.

                                        C)  HELIOTROPE

 MAKE A TEA BY BOILING A SMALL HANDFUL
OF ROOTS AND RHYSOMES FOR A FEW MINUTES
OR BOIL AWAY THE WATER, SCOOP UP THE
RESIDUE, STUFF IT INTO A GELATIN
CAPSULE AND SWALLOW IT.
 YOU WILL HAVE TAKEN A POWERFUL
"ORGANIC" TRANQUILIZER CALLED VALERIC
ACID. JELL OUT DUDE...

D)  LETTUCE

  THE WILD LETTUCE IS FULL OF A
CHEMICAL SIMILAR TO OPIUM AND WHICH WAS
ONCE USED MEDICALLY AS AN OPIATE SUB-
STIUTE. STORE-BOUGHT LETTUCE CONTAINS
THIS CHEMICAL IN THE ROOTS AND BITTER
HEART. TAKE THE WHOLE WILD LETTUCE
OR THE ROOTS AND HEART OF YOUR GROCER'S
BEST AND RUN IT THROUGH AN ELECTRIC
VEGITABLE JUICER. KEEP FEEDING IN THE
LETTUCE UNTIL YOU HAVE ABOUT A PINT
OF LIQUID, THEN POUR IT IN A GLASS BOWL
AND LET IT EVAPORATE UNDER A HEAT LAMP
OR THE SUN. SCRAPE UP THE RESIDUE AND
PUT A PINCH IN A PIPE.  SMOKE IT WITH-
OUT LETTING THE FLAME TOUCH THE RESIDUE
---MUCH THE SAME AS YOU WOULD SMOKE
OPIUM ITSELF.  PRETEND YOU'RE SITTIN
IN A CHINESE OPIUM DEN AND GET FUCKIN
HIGH!

E)  HOPS

  BREW ONE OUNCE OF A FEMALE HOPS
ANT IN A PINT OF BOILING WATER,
ALLOW TO STAND FOR A FEW HOURS, STRAIN
AND HAVE A FEW SPOONFULS AT A TIME.
  IT IS A CALMING SEDATIVE.

F)  CATNIP

  ALL US CATS AND KITTENS CAN GET
HIGH WITH IT TOO. SMOKE IT LIKE POT.
IT MAY TAKE A LONG TIME, BUT YOU'LL
FEEL A SLIGHT BUZZ EVENTUALLY. SOME
SAY IT'S STRONGER WHEN MIXED WITH
TOBACCO. FUCK WHO KNOWS?!?

G)  BANANA SKINS

  THIS IS A PHUNNY AND EFFECTIVE
HIPPY HOAX THAT HAD PATRIOTIC GREEN-
GROWERS PUBLICLY BANNING BANANAS
FROM THEIR STORES IN THE 60'S. DON'T
TRY IT UNLESS YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER
TO DO(SORTA LIKE THE PHILE).
  SCRAPE OFF THE WHITE PULP FROM THE
INSIDE OF THE SKINS, ADD WATER, AND
BOIL DOWN TO A GUMMY MUSH. DRY THE MUSH
IN A LOW OVEN AND RUB IT INTO POWDER.
TECHNICALLY THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE
WHICH COULD GET YOU HIGH, AND IF
YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN IT,THERE YOU GO!
SMOKE IT IN A PIPE.

    "THEY CALL IT MELLOW YELLOW"

H)  PEANUT PAPERS

  THIS IS GOTTA BE TOTAL BULLSHIT!
BUT TRY IT ANYWAYS WHILE YOURE WAITING
FOR THE BANANA PEALS TO DRY. TAKE THE
PAPERS OFF OF THOSE RAW PEANUTS,YOU
KNOW THE BROWN ONES THAT GET STUCK IN
YOUR MOUTH. ROLL UP IN A JOINT AND
SMOKE!

I)  SEASICKNESS PILLS

  LOOK OUT! YEAH IF YOU PURPOSELY
O.D.(OVERDOSE) ON THEM YOU WILL BE SENTINTO OBLIVION FOR ABOUT 8 OR SO HOURS.
WATCH THE WALLS MELT AND FALL OVER ALOT
AND MAYBE BARF. PHUN!

J)  PEYOTE

  WELL IT IS ILLEGAL UNLESS YOU BELONG
TO THE NATIVE AMERICAN CHURCH. YEP THEY
FRY OUT ALL THE TIME! REMEMBER THE
DON JUAN TRILOGY BY CARLOS CASTANEDA?
ACTUALLY YOU COULD GO OUT AND FRY WITH
THEM FOR FREE,BUT I GUARANTY YOU A WILD
TRIP!!!

K) LIQUID PAPER

  THIS SHIT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND IF
INHALED. I TOTALLY ADVISE YOU NOT TO
TRY THIS SHIT! AS A MATER OF FACT MOST
ANYTHING THAT SMELLS OF CHEMICALS WILL
FUCK YOU UP! GASOLINE,CLEANERS,SPRAY
PAINT,LUBRICANTS,LIGHTER FLUID,LACQUER,
KEROSENE,BENZENE,CARBON TETRACHLORIDE,
AND THE EVER POPULAR MODEL AIRPLANE
GLUE. AVOID ALL THIS CRAP,ITS REALLY
DANGEROUS.

L)  PINEAL GLAND

  THE EXTRACTED PINEAL GLAND FROM A
LIVE HUMAN BODY IF CHEWED WILL TOTALLY
ERADICATE YOUR MIND FOR ABOUT 12 HOURS
OR SO. OR IF THE EXTRACTED PURE ADREN-
ACROME IS TAKIN IT IS POSSIBLE TO GET
HIGH. MAYBE TOO FAR OUT THERE. WHILE
ITS ILLEGAL TO TAKE A LIVE PINEAL GLAND
FROM A LIVE PERSON(THATS STEALING!)
THE GLAND PROBABLY ISNT ILLEGAL TO
HAVE. WHO CARES?


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 WELL THATS IT FOR NOW, EXPERIMENT,
AND MOST OF ALL HAVE PHUN!

 JUST REMEMBER THIS:

  "A FRIEND WITH WEED IS A FRIEND
    INDEED"

  AND REMEMBER THIS:

  "KEED SPILLS,PILL SKEEDS,SKILL
    PEEDS..."

  AND REMEMBER THIS:

  "IM NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED I AM!"

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