40Hex Issue 4                                            December 1991

                              Whats New
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    Well a lot of things been going on this month.  Well I've been
    really lazy lately and haven't gotten around to writing this issue
    for over two months I guess.  Well let me tell you whats been going
    on.

    Let me take the time now to address these lame fucking people who,
    if they had 9600+ modems, would be wares puppies, but being they
    have a 2400 they decide to practice there leeching habits on
    viruses.  They are the virus collectors, they ones who never run
    the damn things, just add them to there collection and upload them
    here and there to be really, as they say, "K-K00\_."  Please
    mother fuckers, stop.  I mean look at the Red Cross virus, does
    anyone have the real copy of it?  Some lame ass collector found
    something that scanned as Red-X and was "/> a |)" enough to upload
    it everywhere.  Please, give it up.  Virus BBS's are a great thing,
    and without them we would be lost, but by the same tolken these
    collectors, or as someone once said, "Micro-Wares Puppies," must
    get with the program or die.

    Well second of all, I've been calling The Homebase quite a bit
    lately and came to one conclusion, people are dumb.  Look in this
    issue for some scroll backs of stupid things people have posted on
    that BBS this month or so.

    The Bob Ross virus has been released in the mist, so watch what you
    D/L.  Hmmmm, I think SCAN 85 caught it, but that will change soon,
    right DA?

    Funny story.  I infected my schools computer with several viruses
    before I transferred out.  Well what I heard happened from that is
    this.  They somehow could not get the viruses to dissapper no
    matter what they did.  Incedently it was Whale and some other
    viruses. Anyway, out of the fustration of the viruses reappering
    all the time, they decided to out and get rid of all the hard
    drives.  So they removed all the hard drives from all the systems
    and put them in storage.  Anyway, they finally got a virus expert
    to come it, he said that they didn't have to get rid of the hard
    drives he can rid the viruses.  Well to late.  The art department
    had got a hold of them and wealded them together into one big
    statue!  Thousands of dollars worth of hardware down they drain.
    The school was so embarressed at the whole thing they shipped the
    statue way out of state where so everybody would soon forget this
    screwup.  Thanks to Shade of Sorrow for finding that one out for
    me.

    SCAN 85 _is_ out, 'nuff said.

    Bet you all heard the story about Novell and Stoned III?  If not
    this is the run down.  Novell got infected by Stoned III.  Novell
    distributed infected copies of the December update to everyone.
    That's the story.


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