Network Working Group                                         A. Bressen
Request for Comments: 2321                      Cohesive Network Systems
Category: Informational                                     1 April 1998


       RITA -- The Reliable Internetwork Troubleshooting Agent

Status of this Memo

  This memo provides information for the Internet community.  It does
  not specify an Internet standard of any kind.  Distribution of this
  memo is unlimited.

Copyright Notice

  Copyright (C) The Internet Society (1998).  All Rights Reserved.

Abstract

  A Description of the usage of Nondeterministic Troubleshooting and
  Diagnostic Methodologies as applied to today's complex
  nondeterministic networks and environments.

1. Introduction

  Increasingly, IETF efforts have been devoted to aiding network
  management, troubleshooting, and diagnosis. Results have included
  SNMP, cflowd, and RMON, and ongoing projects at the time of this
  writing include Universal Logging Protocol and Distributed
  Management.  These tools work well within the horizon of
  deterministic situations in which the configuration of the network or
  relevant components is known or can be relatively easily determined.
  They do not well address many problems that are related to the
  complex internetworks we have today, such as:

    o  Networks where the root bridge for a world-wide bridged
       network is suboptimally located, such as under the desk of a
       secretary who kicks off her shoes when she arrives in the
       morning.
    o  Networks where a hub is located adjacent to a monitor that
       emits disruptive RF when displaying certain graphics.
    o  Networks where an ISP and several of their customers use
       network 10.0.0.0 internally and do not hide RIP broadcasts from
       one another.
    o  Networks where gateways are data-sensitive
    o  Networks where vendors inadvertently ship units with
       duplicate MAC addresses to the same end-user or where all users
       have a tool for changing MAC addresses.



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  In this document we introduce a new hardware-based tool for diagnosis
  and repair of network related hardware and software problems. This
  tool is best suited to addressing nondeterministic problems such as
  those described above. This tool has broad areas of application at
  all levels of the OSI model; in addition to uses in the physical,
  network, transport and application layers, it has been used to
  successfully address problems at the political and religious layers
  as well. RITA, the Reliable Internet Troubleshooting Agent, was
  developed initially at The Leftbank Operation (now known as Cohesive
  Network Systems, New England Division) based on a hardware platform
  supplied by Archie McPhee (Reference [1]). A typical RITA unit is
  depicted in Figure 1.

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                                Figure 1.

2. Specification

  A typical RITA is 51.25 cm long and yellow-orange in color.  Either
  natural or artificial substances may be used for construction.  RITA
  has very flexible characteristics, and thus can interoperate within
  fairly broad parameters.  Unlike most other tools described in
  forthcoming RFC's, RITA does not require any IANA namespace
  management.  It is not anticipated that versions will be
  incompatible, thus no versioning field is present. Interoperability
  testing may be conducted at a future meeting of the IETF.

3. Diagnostic Usage:

  RITA may be applied in two diagnostic fashions, however only one of
  these methods, described below in 3.1, has been refined to a state
  such that we feel comfortable publishing the methodology.







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  3.1   The first method provides a broad-spectrum evaluation of
  quality of the entity tested, and is thus known as the BS eval test.
  This method can be used with great success on both deterministic and
  non-deterministic problems.  Testing is performed by placing the RITA
  unit on top of a suspect piece of hardware, or, in the case of
  software, placing the unit on a packaged copy of the program, or hard
  copy of the source code.

  If the RITA does not get up and fly away, the hardware or software
  being tested is misconfigured, fubar, or broken as designed. While
  this method does identify all equipment and software as sub-optimal,
  Sturgeon's Law (see reference [5]) indicates that at least 90% of
  these results are accurate, and it is felt that a maximum 10% false
  positive result is within acceptable parameters.

  3.2 The second method involves applications of traditional techniques
  of haruspication (see reference [3]) and to date has been practiced
  with much greater success using implements other than RITA. The
  absence of entrails in the RITA unit may contribute to this; future
  design enhancements may address this issue by the addition of
  artificial giblets.

  An alternative approach that has been discarded involved cleromantic
  principles (see reference [3]), and was known as "flipping the bird".

4. Corrective Usage:

  Corrective usage of RITA is most successful in dealing with the most
  difficult class of networking problems: those that seem to exhibit
  sporadic, non-deterministic behavior.

  RITA units enhance normal corrective measures of these problems,
  methods such as rebooting, reseating of components and connectors,
  changing tabs to spaces or vice-versa in configuration files, blaming
  third-party vendors, and use of ballistic implements to effect
  wholesale displacement of systems and software, to at least 100% of
  their normal efficacy.

   Specific Problem Methodologies:

    o  Physical Layer: Wave RITA unit towards malfunctioning
       components.
    o  Network Layer: Wave RITA unit towards malfunctioning
       components.
    o  Transport Layer: Wave RITA unit towards malfunctioning
       components.





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    o  Application Layer: Strike product vendor representative
       (or programmer, if available) with RITA, preferably on the top
       of the skull, while shouting, "Read The Fine RFC's comma darn
       it!"
    o  Political Layer: Strike advocates of disruptive or
       obstructive policies with RITA, preferably on the top of the
       skull. In extreme cases insertion of RITA into bodily apertures
       may become necessary. WARNING: subsequent failure to remove RITA
       may cause further problems.
    o  Religious Layer: Strike advocates of disruptive or
       obstructive religions, and their vendor representatives, with
       RITA, preferably on the top of the skull. In extreme cases, the
       RITA may be used as a phlactory, funerary urn, or endcap for
       bus-and-tag cables.

5. Further Work

  A RITA MIB is under development.  This may require adding interface
  technology and hardware to RITA; a prototype is depicted in Figure 2.

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                                Figure 2.

  There has been to date no investigation of the possible use of RITA
  to implement RFC 1149.

  Additionally, this tool has been used with some success for dealing
  with non-network problems, particularly in the debugging of SCSI bus
  malfunctions.










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6. Security Considerations

  The RITA will only have serious impact on system security facilities
  if it is filled with lead shot. It does however, increase the
  personal security of system administrators; few network toughs are
  willing to face down a sysadmin armed with a RITA and a confident
  demeanor.

7. Citations and References

  [1] Postel, J., and J. Reynolds, "Instructions to RFC Authors", RFC
  2223, October 1997.

  [2] McPhee, A., http://www.mcphee.com

  [3] http://www.clix.net/5thworld/no-osphere/3e/manteia.html

  [4] Waitzman, D., "Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers"
  RFC 1149, April 1990.

  [5] Raymond, E. (editor), "The New Hacker's Dictionary" 2nd ed., MIT
  Press, September 1993.  ISBN 0-262-18154-1

8. Acknowledgments

  Initial Development of RITA, Editing, and excellent leather jacket
  provided by Bob Antia, first reading by John "cgull" Hood,
  illustrations done using equipment provided by Elizabeth Goodman and
  Gerry Goodnough.

9. Author's Address

  Andrew K. Bressen
  72 Endicott Street
  Somerville, MA

  Phone: 617-776-2373
  EMail: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]













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