Awatmath.2111
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utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!watmath!mabgarstin
Mon Mar 22 23:55:30 1982
Economic definitions


Mild economic recession:          -your neighbour gets laid off.

Major economic recession:         -you get laid off.

Economic depression:              -all the economists who work out the
                                  economy get laid off.

Economic recovery:                -Reagan and MacEachern get laid off!


    MAB at  watmath!mabgarstin

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