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Thu Feb 25 16:42:07 1982
zoom, zoom!
One day Mr. Snail walked into a Porsche dealer to buy a car.
The following is a condensed version of what happened...
Car Dealer: Hello Mr. Snail, what can I do for you today.
Mr. Snail: I have been saving money for years now and I am
finally here to buy a Porsche. That Turbo Carerra
over there looks mighty fine!
CD: That's a very expensive car, can you really afford it?
MS: No problem there, in fact I want a custom paint job.
Can you arrange to get it painted with little "S"'s all over?
CD: OK, little fellow. Whatever you say.
A week later the car was ready and Mr. Snail went back to the dealer.
He was very excited, as you might imagine.
CD: Your car is ready, but before you go will you please explain
why you wanted little "S"'s painted all over it?
MS: Well, now when I go tearing down the road, people will
say " Look at that S car go! ".
[perhaps this belongs in net.cooks or net.auto...]
Phil Cohen
University of California, San Diego
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