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Mon Jan 4 16:03:50 1982
Slightly Ethnis Joke (SEJ?)
There were three good fellows, all friends, walking down the street. A bolt of
lightening hit and killed them all! As they were approaching the pearly gates,
they were surprised to be told that the monthly quota was full and no more
could be allowed in--they would have to go to hell!
Well, as you can imagine, they were a bit miffed. Guiseppe, a good catholic
Martian complained loudly. Irving, a rabbinical student at the University of
Venus moaned and protested with great vigor. Demitri, an eastern orthodox
Jovian was livid. And for so long they wailed that they were told this:
"You can go back for the last 5 days of the month, but you each will
have to give up something you dearly love--to prove you are worth the
trouble. Guiseppe--no pasta for you. Irving--no money. And for you
Demitri--no sex. You guys must not think about it or do anything about
it."
Well, they all agreed.
Guiseppe was walking down a street when he smelled spaghetti. He thought better
of it and kept on walking. Finally, he gave in and as he had his first bite--
WHAM--straight to hell!
Irving was walking down another street and he saw a five dollar bill in the
gutter. He steeled himself, and walked on. Then, he saw a $20!. He kept on
walking. Finally, he saw a one hundred dollar bill. This was too much, and as
he bent over to pick it up--WHAM--Demitri went straight to hell!
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