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Tue Dec 22 21:08:23 1981
Sickies
What's red and sits in the corner?  a baby playing with razors
What's blue and sits.............?  a baby playing with a Baggie.
What's green and sits............?  either baby two weeks later.

how do Helen Keller's parent punish her?
          a) move the furniture
          b) remove the bannister

what do you call 10,000 Negroes buried up to the eyebrows?  Afroturf

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