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Mon Dec 21 01:23:17 1981
Not for Japanese elephant lovers


        How do you get 4 elephants into a Toyota? (sorry VW)

        2 in the front and 2 in the back.


        What's harder than getting 4 elephants into a Toyota?

        Getting 4 pregnant elephants into a Toyota.


        What's harder than getting 4 pregnant elephants into a Toyota?

        Getting 4 elephants pregnant in a Toyota.

        (a suitting demise for a Toyota or any other Japensnizer car)

                        *MAB* at Wats.

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