Asdcarl.125
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Mon Dec 21 10:12:39 1981
Channuka humor
A man is walking down the street of the shtetl and happens upon the
Rabbi. Something has been bothering him so he asks the Rabbi, "Tell
me, is it really a sin to have sex on the Sabbath?"
The Rabbi replys, "My boy, to have sex on the Sabbath is like eating
ham on matzo."
A week passes and the same man is walking down the same street and
meets the same Rabbi. "Rabbi," he say, "I have to tell you, I tried
them both and there's really no comparison."
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