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Fri Dec 18 16:32:27 1981
Helen Keller jokes
Q: Why does Hellen Keller only use one hand to masturbate?
A: She needs the other hand to moan with.
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Q: Did you hear aboue Helen falling off of a cliff?
A: She screamed her hands off!
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Q: Do you know how Helen's parents used to punish her?
A: They would move the furnature.
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