Asri-unix.279
net.general
utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!menlo70!sri-unix!mclure
Sat Dec 19 02:06:19 1981
dead baby stories
I think net.db was the best newsgroup ever! Dead baby stories are
my favorite type of news story and I always try to collect them.
There are all sorts: python eats baby, distraught mother throws
baby off freeway overpass, savage pack of wild dogs rip baby
apart, baby drinks Draino, baby found in garbage can, etc.
And do you know why I despise babies so much? It's because I eat
in restaurants so often and there's always some damn baby
screeching and making the meal unbearable. About the only way
you can avoid them is by going to a super-expensive restaurant.
But there's always bound to be one in your favorite Chinese or
Mexican places.
Bring back dead babies!
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