Auwvax.344
net.cooks
utzoo!decvax!duke!harpo!uwvax!jon
Tue Apr 27 10:22:07 1982
chocolate chip cookies

For those of you who never tried the famous cookie recipes a while back
because you were intimidated by the difficult language used in the
instructions,  I present this version,  which the Washington Post
has kindly translated into more readable phraseology.

Inputs:
    1 Cup butter, softened
    .75 Cup brown sugar
    .75 Cup granulated sugar
    2 eggs
    1 teaspoon vanilla
    2.25 Cups flour
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1 teaspoon salt
    12 ounces chocolate chips
    1 Cup chopped nuts

Guidance:
    After procurement actions, decontainerize inputs.
    Perform measurement tasks ona case-by-case basis.
    In a mixing type bowl, impact heavily on brown sugar, granulated
    sugar, and softened butter.  Coordinate the interface of eggs and
    vanilla, avoiding an overrun scenario to the best of your skills
    and abilities.

    At this point in time, leverage flour, baking soda, and salt into a bowl
    and aggregate.  Equalize with prior mixture and develop intense and
    continuous liaison among inputs until well coordinated.  Associate
    key chocolate and nut subsystems and execute stirring operations.

    Within this time frame, take action to prepare the heating environment
    for throughput by manually setting the oven baking unit by hand to a
    temperature of 375 degrees Fahrenheit (190 Celsius).  Drop mixture
    in an ongoing fashion from a teaspoon implement onto an ungreased
    cookie sheet at intervals sufficient enough apart to permit total
    and permanent separation of throughputs to the maximum extent practicable
    under operating conditions.

    Position cookie sheet in a bake situation and surveil for 8 to 10 minutes
    or until cooking action terminates.  Initiate coordination of outputs
    with the cooling rack function.  Containerize, wrap in red tape
    and disseminate to authorized staff personnel on a timely and expeditous
    basis.

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