Apur-ee.270
net.cooks
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!sa
Fri Mar 19 11:09:51 1982
Those who write infinite loops...
                      Developer Au Gratin

    This is a good dish for a party as it can serve  up  to
    18 depending on the size of the developer. Stuffing the
    developer can be a little awkward at first, but  you'll
    get the hang of it with a little practice.

    1. Shopping
    Check your local Sears' "Party Supply Shoppe"  and  ask
    if  they  stock  developers. Chances are they don't and
    you'll have to catch your own.  But  not  to  worry  --
    developers  are  easy to catch. Their habit of underes-
    timating the intelligence of  those  around  them  make
    them unsuspecting prey.

    Hint:
         One method of developer catching I've been pleased
         with  is  baiting a trap in the corner of the com-
         puter room with a book.  Not  just  any  book,  of
         course  --  the  title is very important.  The two
         most successful for me have been  a  lurid  sci-fi
         book with a cover picture of two andriods cloning,
         and a self-help book entitled  "How  to  Find  Fun
         Though Dull, Cheap, and a Hypochondriac."

    2. Now that you've got your developer, clean thoroughly
    and  discard  any  inedible  portion (propeller beanie,
    hiking boots, etc.).

    3. Soak overnight in a combination 1 part  vodka  to  3
    parts teriyaki sauce. In the morning, stuff with ground
    meat and wild rice.

    4. Dig a large hole and fill  with  charcoal  briquets.
    When  the  briquets  have gone from red to white, lower
    the developer into the hole and cover with seaweed.

    5. Cook 1 hour per 50 pounds.

    6. Place developer on a large platter and sprinkle well
    with a combination parmesaen and romano cheese. Garnish
    with carrot curls and radish rosettes.


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