F I D O N E W S         Volume 18, Number 24             11 Jun 2001
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        Copyright 2001 by Frank L. Vest, Editor for Fidonews Globally.


                       Table of Contents
    1. FOOD FOR THOUGHT  .........................................  1
    2. GENERAL ARTICLES  .........................................  2
       The Case of the Disappearing ISSN from FidoNews  ..........  2
    3. EDITORIAL  ................................................  5
       A Father's Day Wish List  .................................  5
    4. INTERVIEWS  ...............................................  6
       Interview with Vlad Hrusca (Region 53 Coordinator)  .......  6
    5. OL'WDB'S COLUMN  ..........................................  8
       Father's Day  .............................................  8
    6. EDITOR'S CORNER  .......................................... 10
       Editor is AWL  ............................................ 10
    7. FIDONET NOTICES  .......................................... 11
       FOTIs Archive Wishlist  ................................... 11
    8. HUMOR IN A FIDO VEIN  ..................................... 14
       FTSC by Dr. Seuss  ........................................ 14
    9. COMIX IN ASCII  ........................................... 15
       Famous Cows  .............................................. 15
    10. CLEAN HUMOR & JOKES  ..................................... 16
       Children's Church Humor  .................................. 16
    11. FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING  ................................ 17
       Fidonet Software listing  ................................. 17
    12. FIDONET BY INTERNET  ..................................... 20
       Fidonet-related sites  .................................... 20
    13. FIDONEWS INFORMATION  .................................... 26
       How to Submit an Article  ................................. 26
       Credits, Legal Infomation, Availability  .................. 27
       Nodelist Stats  ........................................... 28
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                            FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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    If your traveling at the speed of light and turn on the headlights...
    Will they work??

                       -- Steven Wright --

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    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 2                   11 Jun 2001


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                            GENERAL ARTICLES
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               The Case of the Disappearing ISSN from FidoNews
                    From: "Frank Robbins" <[email protected]>


    I was investigating the actual date of when FidoNews became under ISSN
    1198-4589. As indicated, that was accomplished by then Editor Sylvia
    Maxwell.

    I queried Linda Houston, the Publisher Liaison, at ISSN at the Library
    of Congress and she indicated by email that this ISSN is invalid. Her
    email is forwarded at the end of this correspondence.

    ISSN stands for International Standard Serial Number. The following
    website is the US ISSN Center Home Page is located in Library of
    Congress:

                          http://lcweb.loc.gov/issn/

    This site also explains how to obtain a valid ISSN.

    Serials are print or non-print publications issued in parts, usually
    bearing issue numbers and/or dates. A serial is expected to continue
    indefinitely. Serials include magazines, newspapers, annuals (such as
    reports, yearbooks, and directories), journals, memoirs, proceedings,
    transactions of societies, and monographic series.

    The ISSN should be as basic a part of a serial as the title. The
    advantages of using it are abundant and the more the number is used
    the more benefits will accrue.

    ISSN provides a useful and economical method of communication between
    publishers and suppliers, making trade distribution systems faster and
    more efficient.

    The ISSN results in accurate citing of serials by scholars,
    researchers, abstracters, and librarians.

    As a standard numeric identification code, the ISSN is eminently
    suitable for computer use in fulfilling the need for file update and
    linkage, retrieval, and transmittal of data.

    ISSN is used in libraries for identifying titles, ordering and
    checking in, and claiming serials.

    The assignment of the ISSN is free in the U.S. and there is no charge
    associated with its use.

    Display and careful use of the ISSN will help in the world-wide effort
    to make the number achieve its intended role as a valuable means of
    identifying serials.

    Historical review of the ISSN applied to FidoNews.
    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 3                   11 Jun 2001


    =========================================

    FidoNews - Vol.11  No.8 (21-Feb-1994)
    Editor: Sylvia Maxwell

     We're working on getting that ISSN number for the Snooze, and i'm
     afraid the tag line is mutating again.
     http://195.226.109.55/jhassler/wif/doks/fnews/fido1108.txt

    FidoNews - Vol.11  No.17 (25-Apr-1994)
    Editor: Sylvia Maxwell

    - ISSN 1198-4589 first appears in issue 1117 of FidoNews.
    - http://195.226.109.55/jhassler/wif/doks/fnews/fido1117.txt

    FidoNews - Vol.11  No.43 (24-Oct-1994)
    Editor: Sylvia Maxwell

     After looking at the recent issue of Practical Anarchy Online, i'm
     not convinced it was the best thing for me to do to have gotten an
     ISSN number for fidonews.

    http://195.226.109.55/jhassler/wif/doks/fnews/fido1143.txt

    FidoNews - Vol.18  No.11 (12-Mar-2001)
    Editor: Warren Bonner
    "Ol'WDB"<[email protected]>

    - ISSN 1198-4589 last appears in issue 1811 of FidoNews.
    - http://195.226.109.55/jhassler/wif/doks/fnews/fido1811.txt

    =========================================

    There is no doubt that Sylvia Maxwell applied for the ISSN and
    received the number that has been published on all FidoNews since 1117
    (25-Apr-1994) up to the last time in FidoNews 1811 (12-Mar-2001). It
    has been used for several years on FidoNews.

    Warren Bonner seems to be the FidoNews Editor who removed it from the
    newsletter and no information was made known in FidoNews that this
    occurred. Don't know if any info was released in any Echoes.

    Warren might have found out that the ISSN was invalid at the time he
    removed it quitely from FidoNews. He would be the only person that
    possibly could shed some light on this event.

    It is quite strange that this ISSN was used over 7 years affixed to
    FidoNews and then disappears without a trace or explanation!

    So there you go, another piece of trivia in "The Tail That Wags The
    Dog" saga.

    [ From a roving FidoNews reporter @ No Fax News ]

    ------- Forwarded message follows -------
    Date sent:      Tue, 29 May 2001 11:28:43 -0400 (EDT)
    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 4                   11 Jun 2001


    From:                   COLL/SRD <[email protected]>
    To:                     Frank Robbins <[email protected]>
    Subject:                Re: ISSN Verification

    Dear Mr. Robbins:

    Re: ISSN 1198-4589

    The above ISSN is not a valid number.
    If you should have further concerns,
    please do not hesitate to contact us again.

    Linda Houston
    Publisher Liaison
    NSDP

    On Mon, 28 May 2001, Frank Robbins wrote:

    > I am having a hard time verifying that this publication
    > does in-fact have a valid ISSN 1198-4589
    >
    > If it is correct, how can I get a copy of the submitted
    > paperwork or the record on-file so I can have a copy
    > for the historical archives?
    >
    > I am the webmaster of the FidoNet Showcase Project at:
    >                 http://winramturbo.com/fnsp/
    > where historical info is being archived for FidoNet and the
    > past FidoNews publications.
    >
    > URL of this issue of the FidoNews:
    >   http://195.226.109.55/jhassler/wif/doks/fnews/fido1117.txt
    >
    > Frank Robbins (El Paso, Texas USA)
    >
    ------- End of forwarded message -------

    My entire email may be use in FidoNews.

    Frank Robbins (El Paso, Texas USA)

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                                EDITORIAL
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                           A Father's Day Wish List

     Since this is kind of a Father's Day Edition and there is a wish list
    from the FOTI site and a memory from Ol'WDB, I figure I should have
    something to say as well. :-))

     I have been blessed with two children of my own, two step children
    and three grandchildren with one on the way. :) With this in mind, and
    some other things, here's my wish list;

     I wish to not have to work for a living. (well, if you're gonna wish,
    wish big :) )

     I wish for more articles for the Fidonews. I mean, dang, my fingers
    get hoarse from all this typing. :-)

     I wish for Fidonet to become, once again, a large network of
    hobbyists that enjoy this hobby.

     I wish for all Zones in Fidonet to find peace with each other and
    work together to build Fidonet back into the previous wish.

     I wish health and well being to all.

     I wish for all children to never have to be hungry or suffer again!


     But most of all!

     I wish for a time to come quickly where there will be no more war,
    hate, prejudice, pain and hunger.

    To all of you, I wish the best. May your way be as pleasant as you
    desire.


    Regards,

     Frank

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                               INTERVIEWS
    =================================================================

              Interview with Vlad Hrusca (Region 53 Coordinator)
                     By:  Ene Iulian as Editor (2:531/3)
                            Marius Alan (2:531/2)
                           Translated by 2:531/103
         Translation corrected by the Fidonews Editor for Publication

              Used with permission from the Region 53 Newsletter


    Q: Describe yourself, please.

    A: I'm 25 (on June, 2 will be 26), classic sysop, night animal ;)
    Programmer, security engineer, etc. My hobbies are computer, roads...
    Now - divorced with no children... Maybe I'll find somebody here ;)

    Q: I know you are from the xUSSR, why did you come to Romania ?

    A: Oh, It's a long story. My mother was born here, and I haven't work
    in xUSSR...

    Q: How long have you been a FidoNet member?

    A: As a node - 1,5 year;) But I was a BBS off-line reader, point, BBS
    sysop... In FidoNet for 10-11 years. It's my life and I can't live
    without this network;).

    Q: Why did you decide to make the region alive?

    A: It's a complicated question. The Region must be alive! if you're
    too lazy to do this, somebody must do this work. Why not me? If I
    can... FidoNet is a great network, all my friends are from FidoNet,
    can I do this simple thing for my region and for country? FidoNet is
    not only a network, not only a way to communicate! It is a society! A
    world with people, with problems, with happiness, with friends and
    enemies. I can't support the idea that Romania is dead.

    Q: You introduced in our fidonet life many new things, is it your
    invention?

    A: Nope;) About friday's meetings - it's russian tradition. To meet
    friends. It's not bad. About mail via SMS - it was Ukrainian project.
    My idea was only, maybe, the internet bbs' network;) But I think I'm
    not the first;).

    Q: What do you mean 'classic sysop'?

    A: It's simple - something from xUSSR... Red eyes, beer, computers in
    the mind, thinking about Windows reinstall when watching porno movie,
    etc. (some of them is a joke).

    Q: What plans do you have as RC?

    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 7                   11 Jun 2001


    A: It's my first experience as a FidoNet RC... My plans... To work, to
    do all I can for our region. This Region will be alive!


                  So, I think our region has no way to die.
      Vlad Hrusca (Region 53 Coordinator) was interviewed by Ene Iulian.
          Thanks to Vlad Hrusca for his patience and time accorded.

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                             OL'WDB'S COLUMN
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                               Ol'WDB's Column
                             -=+ FATHER'S DAY +=-
                             [email protected]

                                 Father's Day

    In 1909, Sonora Dodd of Spokane, Washington, wanted fathers to be
    honored with a special day just like Mother's Day. Sonora's mother
    died in childbirth and her father raised the family on his own.

    Because of Sonora's efforts, the first Father's Day was celebrated in
    Spokane on June 19, 1910 according to records.

    In 1972 Richard Nixon officially declared the third Sunday of June as
    Father's Day.

    I looked this information up as I wanted to establish firstly, that it
    is a real dedicated day and not just a folklore tradition. I found
    that the latest official recognition of this day that honors fathers,
    was in a declaration from the White House by president William J
    Clinton in June of 1999.

    Father's Day having been established without a doubt as to it's
    authenticity, I wish to remind all of my Fido friends to remember
    their fathers on the third Sunday of this month. How you remember them
    of course is up to you individually.  As for me, I remember my daddy
    as the most strict, stern, straight, honest, parent you can imagine;
    but with a warm, long suffering, patient, loving benevolence, topped
    with a keen dry sense of humor.  You know the type, after he tells a
    joke... you "get it" in about a minute, then fall over laughing.  He
    had to have a good sense of humor to weather the great depression and
    work for Santa Fe Rail Road for fifty cents a day as a switchman to
    feed his family in 1929, haul mail for the US government in 1930 to
    earn enough to start a dairy farm. That dairy drew to 75 "milking"
    cows, which had to be milked twice a day seven days a week. Just
    imagine the devotion and determination that alone took! Yes, myself
    and my three brothers worked side him helping with the many chores and
    there were many! By the time I was sixteen, I thought he was the
    strictest, meanest man on earth.  At seventeen and a half I enlisted
    (May 1, 1943) in World War II to get away from that dairy farm life,
    and was convinced, In my mind, that my daddy was too dumb to learn
    anything else from me. After three years + in the North Atlantic
    Campaign to eradicate the Nazi and their U-Boats the war was won. I
    came home.  For a few evenings I would sit on the old front porch
    after dinner, and daddy would be sitting by my side... we talked, as
    never before.  He listened and replied. By the end of the week I
    thought my daddy was the wisest man I ever knew!  How he learned so
    much in three + years was amazing! 8^)

    No one ever wrote anything about my dad.  So I take this opportunity
    with your permission, to honor my daddy. He died, (1964), of a heat
    stroke painting the Church house he was an Elder of for many years.
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    I didn't realize the depth of his love for his family, his Church, his
    God until I was raising six children of my own! Love your daddy if he
    is living, and love his memory if he has passed on to Glory.

    WDB

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                             EDITOR'S CORNER
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                                  Editor is AWL

     No, that doesn't mean I'm a sharp pointed tool for punching holes in
    stuff. AWL = Absent With Leave :)

     The wife and I had some vacation time and we've spent the last week
    playing in genealogy. We took a couple of day trips to places of
    genealogical interest to us, did some research and took some pictures.
    I've spent the rest of the week trying to figure out how it all fits
    into the genealogy of the family.

     Since I've been sort of on vacation, I haven't done much with the
    Fidonews. I've read my mail when I could and answered some mail, but
    that's about it.

    I do have one little thing that keeps coming back to bite me:

     It seems that there are some that think I'm real hard on the rules
    for submissions. True, I would like to have the format followed to the
    letter and everything be perfect, but really.... I'm not that bad.
    I'll fix, or try to fix, problems with submissions in regards to
    format. Most of the stuff that comes in will have problems. It's
    really hard to write a perfectly formatted article and I realize this.

    I know that I sound real "hard nosed" about submissions and stuff and
    I figured out that I'm not the Moderator type and turned that over to
    someone else, but gee, I'm not really that bad.

    Please, don't judge me by my bark. :-)


    Regards,

     Frank

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                             FIDONET NOTICES
    =================================================================

                      FOTIs Archive Wishlist
               Tony Campbell, 1:109/263. 2001.06.07

    In case anyone missed it, FOTI is under new management.
    TheLitterBox has taken over the FOTI project.
    The new domain name is: 'fidonet-on-the-internet.org'.
    As we await the propogation, we are working on the
    combination of these two archives. Work-in-progress
    may be seen at http://www.thelitterbox.net/foti/.

    In that vein, we are submitting a wishlist to the Fidonet
    Community, of items that are missing from our archives.
    We can hope!

    Just because it is not in this list does not mean we would
    not be interested in whatever may be offered.
    Emails with attachments may be sent to [email protected].
    Netmail attachments may be sent to 1:109/263.

    Here is the Wishlist:

    Nodelists: 1984: Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, 321, 335, 349, 356
    Nodelists: 1985: 011, 018, 025, 032, 039, 046, 053, 060, 067, 074
    Nodelists: 1985: 081, 088, 095, 102, 109, 116, 123, 130, 137, 144
    Nodelists: 1985: 151, 158, 165, 172, 179, 186, 193, 200, 207, 214
    Nodelists: 1985: 221, 228, 235, 242, 249, 256, 263, 270, 277, 284
    Nodelists: 1985: 291, 298, 305, 312, 319, 326, 333, 340, 347, 354
    Nodelists: 1985: 361
    Nodelists: 1986: 003, 010, 017, 024, 031, 038, 045, 052, 059, 066
    Nodelists: 1986: 073, 080, 087, 094, 101, 108, 115, 122, 129, 136
    Nodelists: 1986: 143, 150, 157, 164, 171, 178, 185, 192, 199, 206
    Nodelists: 1986: 213, 220, 227, 234, 241, 248, 255, 262, 269, 283
    Nodelists: 1986: 290, 297, 304, 311, 318, 325, 332, 339, 346, 353
    Nodelists: 1986: 360
    Nodelists: 1987: 002, 009, 016, 023, 030, 037, 044, 051, 058, 065
    Nodelists: 1987: 072, 079, 086, 093, 100, 107, 114, 121, 128, 135
    Nodelists: 1987: 142, 149, 156, 163, 170, 177, 184, 191, 198, 205
    Nodelists: 1987: 212, 219
    Nodelists: 1988: 001, 365
    Nodelists: 1989: 006, 363
    Nodelists: 1990: 005, 362
    Nodelists: 1991: 004
    Nodelists: 1993: 365
    Nodediffs: 1987: 219, 226, 233, 240, 247, 254, 261, 268, 275, 282
    Nodediffs: 1987: 289, 296, 303, 310, 317, 324, 331, 338, 345, 352
    Nodediffs: 1987: 359
    Nodediffs: 1988: 001, 008, 015, 022, 029, 036, 043, 050, 057, 064
    Nodediffs: 1988: 071, 078, 085, 092, 099, 106, 113, 120, 127, 134
    Nodediffs: 1988: 141, 148, 155, 162, 169, 176, 183, 190, 197, 204
    Nodediffs: 1988: 211, 218, 225, 232, 239, 246, 253, 260, 267, 274
    Nodediffs: 1988: 281, 288, 295, 302, 309, 316, 323, 330, 337, 344
    Nodediffs: 1988: 351, 358, 365
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    Nodediffs: 1989: 006, 013, 020, 027, 034, 041, 048, 055, 062, 069
    Nodediffs: 1989: 076, 083, 090, 097, 104, 111, 118, 125, 132, 139
    Nodediffs: 1989: 146, 153, 160, 167, 174, 181, 188, 195, 202, 209
    Nodediffs: 1989: 216, 223, 230, 237, 244, 251, 258, 265, 272, 279
    Nodediffs: 1989: 286, 293, 300, 307, 314, 321, 328, 335, 342, 349
    Nodediffs: 1989: 356, 363
    Nodediffs: 1990: 005, 012, 019, 026, 033, 040, 047, 054, 061, 068
    Nodediffs: 1990: 075, 082, 089, 096, 103, 110, 117, 124, 131, 138
    Nodediffs: 1990: 145, 152, 159, 166, 173, 180, 187, 194, 201, 208
    Nodediffs: 1990: 215, 222, 229, 236, 243, 250, 257, 264, 271, 278
    Nodediffs: 1990: 285, 292, 299, 306, 313, 320, 327, 334, 348, 355
    Nodediffs: 1990: 362
    Nodediffs: 1991: 004, 011, 018, 025, 032, 039, 046, 053, 060, 067
    Nodediffs: 1991: 074, 081, 088, 095, 102, 109, 116, 123, 130, 137
    Nodediffs: 1991: 144
    Nodediffs: 1993: 001
    FSC-0001, Any Revision
    FSC-0002, Any Revision
    FSC-0006, Any Revision
    FSC-0007, Revision 1
    FSC-0012, Any Revision
    FSC-0014, Revision 1, 2, 3
    FSC-0018, Any Revision
    FSC-0022, Any Revision
    FSC-0026, Any Revision
    FSC-0029, Any Revision
    FSC-0039, Revision 1, 2 , 3
    FSC-0046, Revision 1, 2 , 3, 4
    FSC-0051, Revision 1, 2
    FSC-0053, Revision 1
    FSC-0054, Revision 1, 2, 3
    FSC-0057, Revision 1, 2
    FSC-0058, Revision 1
    FSC-0062, Revision 1, 2
    FSC-0064, Revision 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
    FSC-0066, Revision 1
    FSC-0070, Revision 1
    FSC-0079, Revision 1
    FSC-0093, Revision 1
    FSP-1001, Revision 1
    FSP-1002, Revision 1
    FSP-1005, Revision 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
    FSP-1012, Revision 1, 2
    FTA-1000, Revision 1
    FTA-1001, Revision 1
    FTA-1002, Revision 1
    FTA-1003, Revision 1, 2
    FTA-1004, Revision 1, 2
    FTA-1005, Revision 1
    FTA-1006, Revision 1
    FTA-1007, Revision 1
    FTS-0001, Revision 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15
    FTS-0002, Any Revision
    FTS-0003, Any Revision
    FTS-0005, Revision 2
    FTS-0007, Revision 1
    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 13                  11 Jun 2001


    FTS-0008, Revision 1
    FTSC-LIST, Revision 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12,
    13, 14, 15,

    FTSC-LIST, Revision 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27,
    28, 29, 30,

    FTSC-LIST, Revision 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41.
    Echolists: 1991: 08, 09, 10, 11, 12
    Echolists: 1992: 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12
    Echolists: 1993: 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12
    Echolists: 1994: 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12
    Echolists: 1995: 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11
    Echolists: 1997: 02, 08
    Echolists: 1998: 07
    Echolists: 2000: 01

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    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 14                  11 Jun 2001


    =================================================================
                          HUMOR IN A FIDO VEIN
    =================================================================

    Dr. Seuss Writes Technical Documentation Again for
    the FidoNet Technical Standards Committee (FTSC)
    ================================================
    Original by: Gene Ziegler
    http://users.ntplx.net/~dmiller/fstuff/seuss.htm
    Title adapted to FidoNet by Frank Robbins [email protected]

    Here's an easy game to play.
    Here's an easy thing to say:

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
    And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
    And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
    Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
    And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
    And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
    Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

    You can't say this?
    What a shame, Sir!
    We'll find you
    Another game sir.

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
    Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
    But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
    That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
    So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
    Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
    'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

    When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
    And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
    Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
    Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

    Frank Robbins (El Paso, Texas USA)
    =====================================
    The FidoNet Showcase Project
    http://winramturbo.com/fnsp/
    [email protected]

    -----------------------------------------------------------------

    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 15                  11 Jun 2001


    =================================================================
                             COMIX IN ASCII
    =================================================================

                                 Famous Cows

                                                     (__)
             *        (__)                           (oo)
              \       (oo)                     /------\/
               \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
                | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
                ||----||                    *  ||----||
                ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
         Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
           to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 16                  11 Jun 2001


    =================================================================
                           CLEAN HUMOR & JOKES
    =================================================================

                     Children's Church Humor
                       [email protected]

         After the christening of his baby brother in
         church, Little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the
         back seat of the car. His father asked him three times
         what was wrong.  Finally, the boy replied, "That
         preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian
         home, and I want to stay with you guys".

    -----------------------------------------------------------------

    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 17                  11 Jun 2001


    =================================================================
                        FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING
    =================================================================


    This list is up for adoption. If you are interested in producing,
    updating and submitting this list for publication, contact the Editor.


    The format of this list is currently;

    Name
    Internet address (if available)
    Fido style address (if available)

     This list is in no way complete. Additions and updates are welcome;
    mail to; [email protected]

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
                                 BBS Software
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    Buffalo Creek Software - Spitfire BBs
    http://www.angelfire.com/ia/buffalo/index.html

    The Elevator Software Productions Web Page
    http://www.elebbs.com/

    Hermes II Project (Mac)
    http://www.hermesii.org/

    MBSE BBS for Linux
    http://freezer-burn.org/mbse/

    The Official Mystic BBs Web Page
    http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Horizon/9426/index.html

    RemoteAcces BBs Software World Wide Sales and Support Site
    http://www.rapro.com/

    Renegade BBs Software
    http://www.egate.net/renegade/

    Through a Looking Glass Mirror Telegard Support
    http://www.telegard.net/

    The Maximus Home page
    http://oeonline.com/~garyg/maximus/

    BBBS Home Page
    http://www.bbbs.net/

    Synchronet BBS
    http://www.synchro.net

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 18                  11 Jun 2001


                                Door Software
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    Shinning Star BBs Doors by Nannette Thacker
    http://www.shiningstar.net/bbsdoors/

    Jibben Software
    http://www.jibbensoftware.com/

    Sunrise Door Software
    http://www.sunrisedoors.com/

    Vagabond Software
    http://vagabond.virtualave.net/

    Legend Of The Red Dragon Reborn (L.O.R.D.)
    http://lord.darktech.org/

    Trade Wars Door Game
    http://www.eisonline.com/tradewars/

    JNS Software Door Games by Rusty Johnson
    http://www.geocities.com/jnssoftware/

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
                                 Mail Tossers
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    FMail Support
    http://fmail.nl.eu.org/

    BeeMail Home Page
    http://www.bise.tzo.com/beemail/

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
                               Mailer Software
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    Definite Solutions - FrontDoor, FrontDoor APX, Mailer/Point Software
    http://www.defsol.se/

    BeeMail Home Page
    http://www.bise.tzo.com/beemail/

    BinkleyTerm XE Frontend Mailer Software
    http://btxe.sourceforge.net/

    Santronics Software Inc.
    http://www.santronics.com/

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
                        Fidonet via Internet Software
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    Internet Rex (Internet mail software)
     http://plaza.v-wave.com/InternetRex/
    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 19                  11 Jun 2001


    Argus
    http://www.ritlabs.com/argus/

    Bink D
    http://2f.ru/binkd/

    Fidonet to Internet Mailer
    http://www.terminate.com/fido2int.htm

    TransX
    http://www.multiboard.com/software/transx.html

    Fidogate
    http://www.fidogate.org/

    Tmail (Russian /w English DL)
    http://www.tmail.spb.ru

    TransNet
    http://www.ressl.com.ar/transnet/

    Watergate
    http://www2.sbbs.se/hp/ramon/

    GiGo Software
    http://www.gigo.com/

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
                     Other Software, Utillities and such
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    F-Prot Anti-Virus Home Page
    http://www.complex.is/cgi-bin/home_pager

    BGFAX Home Page
    http://blkbox.com/~bgfax/

    SIO, Vmodem for OS/2
    http://www.gwinn.com

    NetModem for Windows
    http://www.allensoftware.com

    Com/IP
    <http://pcmicro.com/comip

    Husky - Portable Fido Software
    http://husky.physcip.uni-stuttgart.de/

    cFos Fossil driver
    http://www.cfos.com/index_e.htm

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        Net 102   http://home.earthlink.net/ kayshapero/net102.htm
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        Net 203:  <vacant>
      Region 11:  http://oeonline.com/ garyg/region11/
      Region 13:  http://www.ispaceonline.org/region13/
        Net 109:  http://www.thelitterbox.net/fido/net109/
        Net 261:  http://www.baltimorepress.com/ net261/
        Net 275:  http://www.ispaceonline.org/net275/
        Net 267:  http://www.angelfire.com/ny4/net267/
        Net 275:  http://www.ispaceonline.org/net275/

      Region 14:  http://www.ouijabrd.com/region14
        Net 282:  http://www.rxn.com/ net282/
      Region 15:  <vacant>
      Region 16:  <vacant>
      Region 17:  http://www.region17.net
        Net 140:  http://www.nwstar.com/ net140
      Region 18:  http://techshop.pdn.net/fido/

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                  http://www.was-ist-fido.de/
        Fido-IP:  http://home.nrh.de/fido/ (English/German)
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               v-email flag [email protected]
               | email address or
    Node#      | Operator          | Facilities (*) | Speed,| Basic Rate
               |                   |                |latency|
    -----------+-------------------+----------------+-------+------------
    Zone 1     |                   |                |       |
      10/3     @ Brenda Donovan    | FTP,UUE,BinkP  | 384K,30| n/c
      10/345   @ Todd Cochrane     | FTP,BinkP,VMOT | T1,!  | n/c
      18/500   @ Ross Cassell      | FTP, BinkP     |128K+,!| n/c
      18/600   | Jerry Gause       | FTP BinkP      | ???   | n/c
     103/5     @ Mark Luetger      | BinkP          | CABLE | n/c
     103/301   @ Joe Jared         | BinkP,FTP,NFS  | 384k,!| n/c
     103/401   @ Warren Bonner     | BinkP          | aDSL,!| n/c
     105/8     @ Russ Johnson      | FTP,BinkP,VMoT | 384k  | n/c
     105/72    @ Larry James       | FTP, BinkP     | aDSL  | $50/yr
     106/1     @ Steve Loupe       | BinkP, FTP     | 128k  | ???
     106/2000  | Bob Juge        | BinkP VMoT FTP TX| ???   | n/c
     106/6018  | Lawrence Garvin   | FTP, VMoT      | aDSL,60| n/c
     107/453   @ Jeffrey Estevez| FTP,BinkP,VMoT,UUE| 56k,60| $10 mo.
     138/146   | Marc Blakely      | BinkP,FTP      | ???   | n/c
     140/1     @ Bob Seaborn       | FTP,BinkP      | T3,30 | $5/$16
     142/906   | Chris Griffin     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     150/220   | Dave Nemeth       | UUE            | ???   | n/c
     153/7715  | Dallas Hinton     | BinkD, FTP     | CABLE | ???
     167/133   | Stephen Monteith  | BinkP          | 128k+ | n/c
     167/166   | Jesse Dooling     | POP? UUE TX FTP| ???   | n/c
     218/109   @ Matt Munson       | BinkP,UUE,TX   | 33.6k | n/c
     220/10    | [email protected] |BinkP,FTP,UUE|1.5M+ | n/c
     229/1     | Phil Simpson      | BinkP UUE FTP  | ???   | n/c
     229/2000  | Robert Couture    |BinkP FTP UUE TX| ???   |
     229/622   | Dave Hamilton     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     249/116   | Carl Austin Bennett | FTP, UUE    |ADSL,60 | n/c
     250/98    | Darin McBride     | BinkP FTP TX   | ???   | n/c
     250/99    | Brent McLaren     | FTP BinkP      | ???   | n/c
     250/102   | Darin McBride     | BinkP FTP      | ???   | n/c
     267/169   | Philip Lozier     | FTP TX         | ???   | n/c
     261/1380  | Joe Davis         | UUE TX         | ???   | n/c
     280/169   | Brian Greenstreet | FTP            | 33.6  | $2mo.
     297/11    | Michael McCabe    | TX             | ???   | n/c
     323/120   | Craig Healy       | VMoT FTP       | ???   | n/c
     342/3     @ Richard Dodsworth | BinkP,FTP      | 128K+ | n/c
     360/5     | Bennie Hutto      | FTP VMoT       | ???   | n/c
     395/670   | Arthur Stark      | BinkD,FTP      | CABLE | n/c
     379/1     @ Dale Ross         | FTP, BinkP,UUE | 256K+,! n/c
     379/1200  | Chris Cranford    | BinkP FTP TX   | ???   | n/c
     393/9005  | Steve Quarrella  |BinkP TX UUE VMoT| ???   | n/c
     395/670   | Arthur Stark      | BinkP VMoT FTP | ???   | n/c
     396/45    | Marc Lewis        | UUE            | 33.6  | $26/yr
     396/48    | Ben Ritchey       | UUE:BFDS?      | 33.6k | n/c
    2320/38    | Janis Kracht      | BinkP FTP      | ???   | n/c
    2410/400   | Gary Gilmore      | FTP BinkP      | ???   | n/c
    2604/104   @ Jim Mclaughlin    | FTP,VMoT,UUE   | 33.6  | $1mo
    2624/306   | David Calafrancesco  | VMoT        | 33.6  | n/c
    3613/1275  | @ [email protected] | UUE,FTP    | 28.8  | n/c
    3407/4     | Robert Todd    |FTP,VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 57.6k | n/c
    3632/84    | Robert Todd    |FTP,VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 57.6k | n/c
    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 23                  11 Jun 2001


    3651/9     @ Jerry Gause       | FTP,VMoT       | 33.6  | $3/$6
    3830/5     | Jeff Schrunk      |BinkP FTP TX UUE| ???   | n/c
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 2     |
      20/11    | Henrik Lindhe     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      22/222   | Kim Heino         | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      28/1     | Lody Caenen       | BinkP FTP      | ???   | n/c
      31/1     | Gabriel Plutzar   | BinkP          | T1+   | n/c
      37/37    | Gabor Z. Papp     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      47/999   | Andrej Kirejev    | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     201/329   | Mats Wallin       | VMoT TX        | ???   | n/c
     201/505   | Goran Eriksson    | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     203/600   | Mikael Karlsson   | UUE            | 64k   | n/c
     211/37    | Torbjorn Mohn     | BN IFCICO      | ???   | n/c
     221/360   @ Tommi Koivula     | BinkP,UUE      | ???   | n/c
     236/205   @ Michael Kaaber    | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     240/6298  | Steve Tell        | BinkP UUE      | ???   | n/c
     246/2098  | Volker Imre       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     252/110   | David Rance       | UUE            | ???   | n/c
     255/90    | Simon Avery       | UUE            | ???   | n/c
     263/950   | Sean Rima         | TX UUE         | ???   | n/c
     280/1027  | Lukas de Groen    | BinkP FTP      | ???   | n/c
     280/1601  @ Jeroen VanDeLeur  | FTP,UUE        | 64k   | n/c
     280/4312  | Jos Huijnen   | BinkP ifcico UUE TX| ???   | n/c
     280/5003  | Kees van Eeten    | BinkP ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     292/620   | Eddy Missoul      | VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 64k   | n/c
     292/624   | Steven Leeman     | UUE            | 64k   | n/c
     292/854   | Ward Dossche      | BinkP UUE TX   | ???   | n/c
     292/907   | Bart Verhaeghe    | BinkP,VMoT,UUE | 64K   | n/c
     292/2003  | Eric Vaneberck    | BinkP          | 768k  | n/c
     301/1     | Peter Witschi     | BinkP          | 768k  | n/c
     332/807   | Roberto Mascolo   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     333/0     | M Gianformaggio   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     335/534   @ Mario Mure        | BinkP,VMot,UUE | 64k   | n/c
     335/610   | Gino Lucrezi      | UUE            | 33.6  | n/c
     341/14    | Rafael Suarez     | BinkP VMoT     | ???   | n/c
     344/201   | Julio Garcia      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     346/3     @ Carlos Navarro    | UUE            | ???   | n/c
     382/100   | Sinisa Burina     | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     400/555   | Ofir Michaeli     | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     400/557   | Marius Kaizerman  | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     400/558   | Vlad Hrusca       | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Ofir Michaeli &   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Marius Kaizerman  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     423/81    | Milos Bajer       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     461/256   | Andrew Rutkas     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     461/640   | Alex Semenyaka    |BinkP ifcico UUE| ???   | n/c
     465/204   | Va Milushnikov    | BinkP          | 33.6k | n/c
     469/84    | Max Masyutin      | VMoT           | 256k  | n/c
     469/128   | Oleg Vasenyoff    | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     480/112   | Adam Sarapata| FTP, VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 128k  | n/c
     550/4077  | Serguei Trouchelle| UUE            | ----- | n/c
    2410/201   | Karsten Ebeling   | BinkP UUE      | ???   | n/c
    2411/413   @ Dennis Dittrich   | UUE,BinkP      | 64k   | n/c
    2432/200   | Sven Dueker       | BinkP TX UUE   | ???   | n/c
    2446/301   @ Lothar Behet  | BinkP,VMoT,UUE,FTP | 64K   | n/c
    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 24                  11 Jun 2001


    2474/275   | Christian Emig    | UUE            | 64k   | unkn
    2476/419   | Tobias Ernst      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    2487/3000  | Steffen Gross     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5002/5002  | Victor Belyakov   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5014/4     | Alex Bagmanov     | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
    5020/52    | Peter Didenko     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5020/54    | Serge Wizgounoff  | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
    5020/69    | B Chernivetsky    | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5020/238    | Sergey Gubanov   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5030/115   | Andrey Podkolzin  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5030/1251  | K Stepanekov      | UUE            | ???   | n/c
    5100/8     | Egons Bush        | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5020/1159  | Gennady Kudryashoff | UUE          | 33.6  | n/c
    5049/12    | Amir Shabashvili  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5054/3     | Andrew Popov      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5080/80    | Eugene Zorin      | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
    5083/21    | Alexander Uskov   | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
    5090/2     | Andrew Titov      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5100/8     | Egons Bush        | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 3
     633/260   @ Malcolm Miles     | FTP,BinkP      | 64K   | n/c
     640/954   | Rick Van Ruth     | FTP,VMot,UUE,BinkP| 56K| n/c
     712/311   | Bob James         | TX             | ???   | n/c
     774/605   @ Barry Blackford|BinkP,VMoT:10023,ifcico,FTP |33.6| n/c
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 4
     801/161   @ Renato Zambon     | UUE            | 33.6  |n/c
     902/18    | Javier Tejedor    | UUE            | 33,6  | n/c
     905/100   | Fabian Gervan     | VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 128k  | n/c
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 6
       65/3000      | Lawrence Fan      | UUE            | 33600 | free
       653/1009     | Maorong Chen      | UUE            | ???   | free
       654/0        | Bin Li            | UUE,BinkP      | 33600 | free
       654/1501     | Lawrence Fan      | UUE,BinkP      | 28800 | free


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    * UUE    = uuencode<->email type transfers
    * BinkP  = front end mailer for TCPIP networks
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     INPUT NODELIST FILE      : NODELIST.159
     File has a Date Stamp of :  6/8/2001
     File Size (uncompressed) :   1249.13 KBytes.

     The Input Nodelist file  has 11716 Nodes in it
     and a total of  14696 non-comment entries.

     The list has     6 Zones listed.
                     68 Region Coordinators listed.
                    507 Network Hosts listed.
                    801 Hubs listed.
                    430 DOWN Nodes listed.
                    808 PRIVATE Nodes listed.
                    360 HOLD Nodes listed.

     Administrative overhead = 1382 ( 11.80 %)
     PRIVATE NODES overhead  = 808 (  6.90 %)

     Baud Rate Summary (or, BPS, for the die-hard technocrats):
                 9600 =  10065 (  85.91 %)
                      (HST's =  226 or   2.25 % of the 9600 baud modems.)
                      (CSP's =    2 or   0.02 % of the 9600 baud modems.)
    FIDONEWS 18-24               Page 29                  11 Jun 2001


                      (PEP's =   20 or   0.20 % "        "    "     "   )
                      (MAX's =    0 or   0.00 % "        "    "     "   )
                      (HAY's =    6 or   0.06 % "        "    "     "   )
                      (V32's = 5643 or  56.07 % "        "    "     "   )
                      (V32B's =  846 or   8.41 % "       "    "     "   )
                      (V42's = 5226 or  51.92 % "        "    "     "   )
                      (V42B's =  905 or   8.99 % "       "    "     "   )
                 2400 =    123 (  1.05 %)
                 1200 =      8 (  0.07 %)
                  300 =    545 (  4.65 %)



    ----------------------------------------------------------
     F_Req Flag      Applicable Software     Number of Systems
    ----------------------------------------------------------
     XA              Frontdoor <1.99b             4779
                     Frontdoor  2.02+
                     Dutchie 2.90c
                     Binkleyterm >2.1
                     D'Bridge <1.3
                     TIMS
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     XB              Binkleyterm 2.0                12
                     Dutchie 2.90b
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     XC              Opus 1.1                       14
    --------------------------------------
     XP              Seadog                          6
    --------------------------------------
     XR              Opus 1.03                      80
    --------------------------------------
     XW              Fido >12M                     418
                     Tabby
    --------------------------------------
     XX              D'Bridge 1.30               4815
                     Frontdoor 1.99b,2.01
    --------------------------------------

     CrashMail capable =   4531 ( 38.67 %)
     MailOnly Nodes    =   5842 ( 49.86 %)
     Listed-Only Nodes =    862 (  7.36 %)

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