F I D O N E W S         Volume 18, Number 05             29 Jan 2001
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                       Table of Contents
    1. HEADLINE  .................................................  1
       >>>>>Header Fido 18 X 5<<<<<  .............................  1
    2. CHAT WITH THE EDITOR  .....................................  2
    3. GUEST EDITORIAL  ..........................................  7
       -=-=GUEST EDITORIAL=-=-  ..................................  7
    4. LETTERS ACROSS THE EDITOR'S DESK  .........................  9
       >>>LETTERS to the EDITOR<<<  ..............................  9
    5. OL'WDB'S COLUMN  .......................................... 13
       <<< Ol'WDB's Column >>>  .................................. 13
    6. TRUE STORIES OF FIDONET  .................................. 14
       *****Life's Reflections*****  ............................. 14
    7. RECIPES  .................................................. 16
       -=+Great Recipes+=-  ...................................... 16
    8. GETTING TECHNICAL  ........................................ 17
       ***GETTING TECHNICAL***  .................................. 17
    9. HUMOR  .................................................... 21
       ........................................................... 21
    10. QUESTION OF THE WEEK  .................................... 24
       +++Question of the Week+++  ............................... 24
    11. ANSWERS OF THE WEEK  ..................................... 26
       >>>>>ANSWERS<<<<<  ........................................ 26
    12. NOTICES  ................................................. 27
       -=-=-NOTICE-=-=-  ......................................... 27
    13. FIDONET BY INTERNET  ..................................... 28
    14. FIDONEWS INFORMATION  .................................... 33
       ***FIDONEWS INFORMATION***  ............................... 33
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                                HEADLINE
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           Extra, Extra, Editor seeking dual language articles!!!


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                          CHAT WITH THE EDITOR
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                  *Chatting with the Editor*

    Subject: FidoNet In South America. Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2001 11:02:40
    From: "David Gonzalez" <[email protected]>
    To:<[email protected]>

    Hi

    I want to submit my article about the topic of being on an area where
    FidoNet and BBSing is not very common and how can us sysops make our
    systems more attractive to people.

    Hi!

    I'm sort of a re-new sysop can I call it because I had my BBS some
    years ago but a crash on my Hard Disk made me quit, it but now I'm
    back on track, but when I restarted it surprised me the way things are
    being done now. Telnet, Email, WebBBS, humm two years out and you're a
    dumb oldie.

    What I want to say is that here in Colombia as you may see on you fido
    Nodelist (4:93/0, 4:930/0, 1) I'm the only SysOp around and even
    though people is very unfamiliar with this kind of systems. they do
    not know what TELNET or a BBS is unless they're studying computers or
    Network management.

    When I started my BBS in early 1995, Fido in South America was almost
    dead and now it's even more, we don't even appear on www.fidonet.org
    home page, what's going on?. When I asked for my node number I was
    very enthusiastic about this and users were a few but they were
    interested and called my system frequently.

    Where I want to get with this is to make you think or better make US
    think about how to keep our network from being left apart or letting
    it die. it's true that Internet stole many of our users and has lots
    more of stuff you know Pictures, Fancy graphics, those millions of
    programs, you know I personally used 1 to get my BBS software and more
    but I still think a BBS is a more personal way to interact with people
    and and there are many features that we can make available at our
    systems and as Internet is so useful, let's get it to work for us, we
    can make our systems available at a web page with that nasty JAVA plug
    in (I haven't been able to do so yet, any help?) and many more
    features that we can use as links to our systems, and more.

    Please make this thoughts available to all of your users and yourself
    think about this and give us sysops ideas on how to keep our beloved
    network alive.

    I expect all your comments at the FIDONEWS Echo or:

    Please feel free to contact and me and _DO_ so, via e-mail at
    [email protected] or [email protected] or net mail to 4:930/1
    FIDONEWS 18-05               Page 3                   29 Jan 2001


    Or, Telnet at telnet://skynetbbs.thebbs.org and also don't forget to
    visit my web page at http://skynetbbs.8m.com (soon in English).

    David Gonzalez SysOp at SkyNet BBS 4:930/1 Bogota, Colombia.

                   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

       I apologize for losing the author's name of this submission.
              (I could not find it in echo, net or email.)

    Here in the north country, mOOse have been loyally posting to FiDoeNet
    for many years now, despite being swamped with work running a
    profitable Moose Factory or important businesses like Bullmoose Mines
    or Moose Jaw Times.

    Why?

    Perhaps it's because FiDoe has always been friendly to four-legged
    critters.

    It is with horrour then that followers of the loyal order of mOOse
    open a dog-eared copy of the recent FidoeNews 18:3 to find none less
    than one of our illustrious FiDoe RC's promoting her recipe for four
    pounds of roast venison - Canadian elk, moose or deer.

    Like, take off, eh? The typical mOOse would much rather be safely home
    in Moose Creek with a comfortable pair of antler warmers and a case of
    cold Moosehead Beer than find themselves on someone's dinner table.

    At least there's refuge for mOOse who would rather migrate northward
    than become Carol's supper: MOOSECHAT, a Canadian humour echo for
    noble mOOse!

    MOOSECHAT is dedicated to equality for mOOse everywhere, including
    chocolate mOOse, as well as liberty and justice for all.

    MOOSECHAT is a shining beacon of freedom for mOOse everywhere, as well
    as a handy way to contact key world leaders like Vlad-on-Mir Poutine
    from Russia, Jean Cretin from the Great White North eh?, Saddam Insane
    from Iraq and Chad from Florida. It gives mOOse time away from the rat
    race.

    It also provides valuable moose-related investment info from
    organizations like Moose River Gold Mines, Elk Resources and John
    Deere as well as sports coverage of key Senators players like Alexi
    Ya$hin and Hillary Clinton.

    In short, it allows the Canadian mOOse to, like, gronk farther and
    louder.

    Beauty, eh?

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    From: "Kay Shapero"
    To: "Warren Bonner"
    FIDONEWS 18-05               Page 4                   29 Jan 2001


    Subject: Re: HTML?
    Date: Wednesday, January 24, 2001 2:33 PM

    WB> Hi K!
    My personal feelings exactly:  I do not intend to stop posting in
    Fidonews, I do not intend to stop the ASCII newsletter.  I don't know
    why you thought that.

    KS> Because that's what the question sounded like.

    WB> I am responding as editor to questions from sysops who want to
    have access to improved versions that make use of their computers and
    their abilities, and other languages with translation in English.

    KS> HTML isn't really an "improved version"; it merely makes a "pretty
    version" which isn't quite the same thing.  The easiest solution to
    this is to have a fidonews website, where you can read and download
    the httml version, maybe a pdf version as well, and the ascii version,
    along with archives of earlier issues.  I might add if you're doing
    html I recommend writing your own in a text editor - most html editors
    are better than the hideously bloated Word for Windows html option,
    but I've yet to find one I care for.

    Meanwhile I'm all for other languages being involved, with
    translations. One of the biggests nuisances about the Snooze is the
    way almost nothing comes in from any zone but 1 and sometimes 2.  3 we
    rarely hear from, 4 I find myself wondering if it still  EXISTS,
    similar for 5 and 6.  Finding a way to translate this thing into other
    languages might well stimulate submissions from people using same.

    Theoretically this thing should append my sig with my site address,
    but just in case it doesn't, I've got a site at
    http://home.earthlink.net/~kayshapero/index.htm, with the net 102 site
    at http://home.earthlink.net/~kayshapero/net102.htm

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    By: Jim White
    To: Warren Bonner
    Re: FidoNews 18:3 [00/03] Ed
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    I hope Ann doesn't mind if I piggyback my reply on hers, but we seem
    to think somewhat alike.

    FR> When are we going to take the giant step from ASCII only, to HTML?

     AP> I hope that it will be NEVER if it means giving up ASCII.  I
     AP> am using a circa 1993 PC (486/33 with a slow modem) using WIN
     AP> 3.1 and DOS 6.22 and do not have web access.

    JW> Agreed.  I was still reading on a 386, until I lost my BBS.  I'm a
    point for now, but looking forward to becoming a private node, and
    going back to the 386 and WIN3.1   This works well, but I miss my
    BlueWave.

    FR>>>     Should the weekly fidonews be a BI-Monthly newsletter?

    FIDONEWS 18-05               Page 5                   29 Jan 2001


     AP> No, it shouldn't.  Even on a weekly basis, some of the news
     AP> or opinion pieces are stale when published.

    JW> No, if it becomes bi-weekly, it will only get larger.  I think the
    size is fine as it is.

    FR>    Should it be alternately ASCII and HTML?  Or ASCII weekly, HTML
    monthly?

     AP> No, it shouldn't.  People who can only read ASCII will miss
     AP> half of every year's issues.

    JW> Well said, but if someone wanted to put it on a web site for the
    HTML desirees, it woudl be fine with me.  Just don't mess with my
    ASCII.

    FR>>  Should all sysops have the choice of which edition and format?

     AP> No.  All issues should be in ASCII and those sysops who want
     AP> to offer it to their users in HTML should convert it to that
     AP> format themselves.

    JW> Amen

     AP>                                         Anne Page

     AP>                                    An everyday BBS user
     AP>                                    and Echo co-moderator

    JW> same here

    Jim White  Co-Moderator of MEMORIES

     Origin:  My point is... (1:3613/1275.4)

                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    By: Warren Bonner
    To: Anne Page
    Re: FidoNews 18:3 [00/03] Ed
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    AP> Thank you for using what I posted here in the issue of Fidonews
    for which you had asked that I expand it into an article.  I didn't
    see your post until after your deadline and knew I couldn't comply.

    AP> It was a pleasant surprise to find my answers to the questions
    when I started reading that issue of Fidonews!

    WB><Chuckle> Sure good to get a pat on the back, Anne!  Thanks. Some
    rodomontade respondents are not so generous toward the R10C, the NC's,
    or the FidoNews editor. We decline to sink to his level replying in
    kind.  So again, thanks for the kind words.

    Ol'wdb

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                             GUEST EDITORIAL
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                           By: Michael Grant

    To: Warren Bonner
    Re: Re: FidoNews 18:3 [00/03] Editorial
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    FR> When are we going to take the giant step from ASCII only, to HTML?

    MG> NEVER do away with ASCII.

    ED> Guess I should have said,"to HTML a-l-s-o".  I never meant to drop
    ASCII; only give an option for those with better software for handling
    photos and fonts a little more information.

    FR> When are we going to branch out to two publications, one for ASCII
    FR> and one for HTML.?

    MG> Don't we already have that? Isn't that what www.fidonews.org is
    all about? If you want, dress up the website a little, God knows it
    could use it. Make the HTML display of the Fidonews a little nicer,
    but don't change the basic ASCII format.

    MG> I also think that the Fidonet websites that /do/ exist are not
    maintained and promoted nearly enough on the Internet. We need some
    committed individuals to do the legwork necessary to ensure there are
    valid links between Fidonet related websites and Fidonet BBSes on the
    internet, along with proper submissions to search engines. It should
    be so that when someone types in "fidonet" in a search engine, a whole
    slew of Fidonet-related websites would appear. That is just not
    happening these days.

    FR> Should the weekly fidonews be a BI-Monthly newsletter?

    MG> No. When things are slow, there doesn't seem like there's much
    news, but when something big happens, a bi-monthly publication would
    contain old news about the incident by the time it came out.

    FR> Should it be alternately ASCII and HTML?  Or ASCII weekly, HTML
    monthly?

    MG> No, no and no! The ASCII format should remain unchanged as the
    main Fidonews distribution, and the distribution of it should remain
    as is. HTML should only be available from www.fidonews.org, for those
    who want it, or perhaps the HTML versions could be distributed on
    request via an e-mail mailing list.

    FR> Should all sysops have the choice of which edition and format?

    MG> As far as I'm concerned, we already do.

    ED> You aren't ALL sysops.  Others feel differently.

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    FR> Editor would like feedback on these questions for next issue. FR>
    Send replies to address 1:1/23 or [email protected] please. FR> We
    need your input to make the Fidonews all it can be to all folks FR> in
    fidoland.

    MG> I think it's better to reply here, in public.

    ED> Absolutely.  That is the reason for this questionnaire in public
    Fidonews echo, and represented in the publication.  I thank you and
    all others that participated on this issue.  It is pretty clear that
    folks with older machines without gigabyte hard drives want NO change.
    And I promise as long as I am the editor, ASCII will be the first
    format/protocol.

    ED> Your and Anne Page's suggestions on the web page downloads for
    those that would like a spicier version are good ideas, and only by
    our talking about it can others see the merits of FidoNews in other
    formats to attract more and more Internet users back to Fido.

    Thanks again Michael, ED.

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                    LETTERS ACROSS THE EDITOR'S DESK
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    By: Janis Kracht
    To: Frank Robbins
    Re: HeadsUp - FidoNet.Org DNS Expires 26-Feb-2001
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Hi Frank,

    I got a hold of George and he so kindly forwarded this to me :)
    From: [email protected]
    To: [email protected]
    Sent: Wednesday, January 24, 2001 4:56 PM
    Subject: Confirmation of fidonet.org renewal order

    Dear Customer, Congratulations! Your Web address (domain name) is
    renewed for an extended period. We will be processing your order
    within the next 24-48 hours. Renewal of your domain name is effective
    when your current registration period expires.

    Here is a summary of your order:
    * Domain Name*:  fidonet.org
    * Total:  $35.00
    Take care,
    Janis

    FR> Hi Janis.

    FR> Did anyone tell you that you do good work?

    JK> Thanks, I appeciate the comment <smile>.  I agree with you that
    this could be a little unsettling for those in Zone 1 until we knew it
    was taken care of.

    FR> Thanks for your effort as always.

    JK> Most welcome,
    Janis

    BBBS/LiI v4.01 Flag-2
    * Origin: Prism bbs (1:2320/38)

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    By: Lee Ayrton
    To: Philip Lozier
    Re: Points
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Hello Philip!

    PL> * In a message originally to Jim White, Lee Ayrton said:

    LA>> This brings up something I've been mulling for a while.  Perhaps
    it is time to give the franchise to points.  with the demise of BBSing
    FIDONEWS 18-05               Page 10                  29 Jan 2001


    there's little reason for most of us to maintain full-time uptime.
    Make points full members, allow more participation.

    PL> This is something that over the past few weeks has crossed my mind
    as well.

    LA> On my part, it was part of a grander scheme that I'm still
    coddling. The half-baked version is below.

    PL> For all intents and purposes, a point that feeds over any kind of
    internet method of distribution is of no difference than an ION node
    when you look at it... and having a BBS was never a requirement to be
    a FidoNet node.

    LA> I still do things dial-up, from a DOS machine, so I don't know if
    what I'm mulling is already in use.  Roughly, I'm thinking that we
    need software that, to an end user, will work like their favorite
    browser -- fire it up and it goes to his/her ISP, links to an ION hub,
    exchanges mail (net and echos), logs off and tosses the mail up onto
    the local screen.  FidoNews and nodediffs would be background
    processes, unseen by the casual user.

    Points are subject to the same rules as nodes, so the problems that
    folks feared about linking the echos to the chaos of Usenet is
    side-stepped.  Become a nusance and your number gets yanked.

    This does several things: It gives us many more potential members, it
    puts Fido where the users are, it doesn't break the nodelist or create
    a seperate Fido system, so we've got backwards compatability.

    Traditional, low-tech nodes won't try to dial up an ION point, the
    node would automagically know to send it to the bossnode.  Bossnodes
    would be the firewall against spam and would be responsible for
    quickly cancelling any malignant points, making Fido attractive to
    ordinary humans as a "cleaner" source of mail.  ISPs would view it as
    another mailing list, one that they wouldn't have to store their
    user's mail for (Space would be a problem for the bossnodes, though.
    Dunno how to address that).  And we could add bells-n-whistles to the
    ION side, graphics, what have you.  They would be filtered out at the
    gateways leaving clean ANSI texts.

    But the really, really important thing is putting Fido where the
    people are.  They aren't dialing up BBSi ever again, so we can just
    lock that fantasy away in our toyboxes.  Private mailing lists exist
    all over the Internet, we could promote this is a meta-mailing list.

    Of course, this is just noodling.  I'm not a programmer, I don't know
    how to write such stuff.  But some people in FidoLand _do_ and we can
    stand around wringing our hands, or try to pretty Fido up, or we can
    actually do something -- if we still have the critical mass of
    tech-savvy folks needed.

    Regards, Lee

     * Origin: OPUS CBCS v1.79 LIVES! (1:320/455)

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                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    By: Frank Vest
    To: Lee Ayrton
    Re: Points
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Hello Lee,


    LA> I still do things dial-up, from a DOS machine, so I don't know if
    what I'm mulling is already in use.  Roughly, I'm thinking that we
    need software that, to an end user, will work like their favorite
    browser -- fire it up and it goes to his/her ISP, links to an ION hub,
    exchanges mail (net and echos), logs off and tosses the mail up onto
    the local screen.  FidoNews and nodediffs would be background
    processes, unseen by the casual user.

    FV> Ok, I'm gonna take a stab at this. Please forgive me if I'm off
    the deep end here. :)

    Some of what you are wanting is already being done in some ways. There
    is a program called "Internet Rex" (IRex) that will transfer Fidonet
    mail via the Internet E-Mail. One can feed a Node, Point, Hub, Net or
    ??? in this manner. IRex will do the mail runs via E-Mail and the
    Point package will do the tossing and such.

    I'm not a guru on this, but I will tell you this much... I run Dos
    with Desqview on a 486 and I feed a Net in my area via Irex on this
    Dos machine. Once I get Irex registered, I'll be able to feed up to
    1000 systems (Nodes, points, Nets or ??). I gather newsgroups via the
    Internet and gate them to my BBS and any systems under me that want
    them via IRex. I can gate E-Mail to and from the Internet via IRex and
    much more.

    Some of what you are wanting can be done now. It would be a matter of
    putting together a package that is pre-setup with the programs, batch
    files and whatever is needed in it. The user plugs it in and goes.


    I'm probably off base here, but is this close to what you are
    wanting??


    Regards,

     Frank

    http://texoma.net/~flv http://bise.tzo.com/r19

    --- PPoint 3.01 * Origin: Holy Cow! I'm A Point!! (1:124/6308.1)

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    By: Philip Lozier
    To: Lee Ayrton
    Re: Points
    FIDONEWS 18-05               Page 12                  29 Jan 2001


    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    * In a message originally to Philip Lozier, Lee Ayrton said:

    LA> I still do things dial-up, from a DOS machine, so I don't know if
    what I'm mulling is already in use.  Roughly, I'm thinking that we
    need software that, to an end user, will work like their favorite
    browser -- fire it up and it goes to his/her ISP, links to an ION hub,
    exchanges mail (net and echos), logs off and tosses the mail up onto
    the local screen.  FidoNews and nodediffs would be background
    processes, unseen by the casual user.

    PL>Amazing...  this is quite close to what has been floating around in
    my brain... not being a programmer in any shape or form however, seems
    all I can do is think about it...

    LA> But the really, really important thing is putting Fido where the
    people are.  They aren't dialing up BBSi ever again, so we can just
    lock that fantasy away in our toyboxes.  Private mailing lists exist
    all over the Internet, we could promote this is a meta-mailing list.

    PL> I agree that Fido needs to be brought where the people are, but
    totaly disagree that people will never BBS again.  Even if it's just a
    small circle of folks still calling various dial-up boards in their
    areas, people still are calling... it is the "lazy SysOp" who will
    have no users, not BBSs as a whole... there are also quite a few
    telnet boards that brag high usage, and even a "PAY for access" telnet
    system (not in FidoNet) that is based in my local area that has no
    less than 10 to 12 people online at any given time, 24 hours a day. Go
    figure that one out.

    PL> I feel that making FidoNet available in a neet package to those
    NOT interested in BBS themselves however would be a fantastic breath
    of life... I have seen a couple of point packages out there that with
    a little modification would be ideal for this purpose.

    PL> Maybe some programming genius will stumble across this idea we've
    tossed around and make it a working reality :)

    * Origin: AFcom BBS! http://www.angelfire.com/ny4/afcombbs (1:267/169)

                        ~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

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    =================================================================
                             OL'WDB'S COLUMN
    =================================================================


    From: "Bob Crowninshield" <[email protected]>
    To: "[email protected]"
    Subject: Tradigy

    George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one
    of the classes (4th grade I believe). They are in the middle of a
    discussion related to words and their meanings.

    The teacher asks Mr. Bush if he would like to lead the class in the
    discussion of the word, "tragedy."

    So our illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a
    "tragedy."

    One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives
    next  door,  is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs
    him over, that  would be a tragedy."

    "No," says Bush, "that would be an accident."

    A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
    drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a
    tragedy."

    "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. Bush . "That's what we would call a
    GREAT LOSS.

    The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Mr. Bush  searches
    the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
    tragedy?"

    Finally, way in the back of the room, Li'l Johnny raises his hand. In
    a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush,
    was struck  by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a
    tragedy.

    "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. Can you tell me WHY that
    would  be a tragedy?"

    "Well," Li'l Johnny replies, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and
    it certainly would be no great loss."

                           ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

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    =================================================================
                         TRUE STORIES OF FIDONET
    =================================================================


    1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin
    unprotected.

    2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

    3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

    4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore
    helmets.

    5. Do you think illiterate people get the full affect of alphabet
    soup?

    6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more
    specific.

    7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but
    when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

    8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but
    anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

    9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a
    day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

    10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock
    every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there
    picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

    11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of
    mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK,
    then it must be you.

    12. They show you how detergent takes out bloodstains. I think if
    you've got a tee shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your
    laundry isn't your biggest problem.

    13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell
    you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is
    beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the walls.

    14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and
    said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I
    didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

    15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter
    Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the
    Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Subject: Longevity:
    FIDONEWS 18-05               Page 15                  29 Jan 2001


    Humans are the longest-lived mammals and giant tortoises are the
    longest-lived reptiles, sometimes living as long as 150 years.  Among
    birds, the record is held by turkey buzzards at 118 years.  But
    thick-shelled ocean clams called quahogs hold the top longevity
    record among all animals.  These slow-moving mollusks can live more
    than 200 years.

    Quahogs are burrowing clams that feed on microscopic life they strain
    from the water.  They use their fleshy foot to pull themselves under
    the mud, then extend two long tubes up into the water.

    Native to the North Atlantic Ocean, quahogs are in great demand as
    food for people, and as a result, those found near shore seldom live
    longer than 10 or 20 years.  Like many other North Atlantic life
    forms, populations of quahogs have been reduced greatly in some areas
    due to overcollecting.

    Quahogs can be made into very good clam chowder:

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

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    =================================================================
                                 RECIPES
    =================================================================

                           OVEN-FRIED CATFISH


     Qty   Measurement         Ingredient
    ___--  ------------------  --------------------------------------
    2-1/2  cups                milk
        1                      egg white
        3  dashes              Tabasco sauce
        2  dashes              low-sodium soy sauce
      1/2  tsp                 cayenne pepper
      1/2  tsp                 white pepper
      1/4  tsp                 sage
      1/4  tsp                 thyme
      1/4  tsp                 marjoram
        1                      onion, sliced into rings
        3                      catfish fillets
    2-1/2   cups               cornmeal
                               red pepper (to taste)
                               white pepper (to taste)
        6  slices, paper-thin  lemon


      In a bowl, combine the milk, egg white, tabasco sauce, soy
    sauce, cayenne pepper, white pepper, sage, thyme, majoram, and
    the onion rings.  Add the catfish fillets and refrigerate for
    2 hours.

      In a shallow dish, combine the cornmeal with salt and peppers,
    to taste.

      Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.

      Remove the fillets from the milk mixture and dip into the
    seasoned cornmeal.  Shake off the excess cornmeal.

      On a non-stick platter, place the coated fillets.  Dip the
    onion rings first in the milk mixture and then in the cornmeal.
    Place the onion rings on top of fish.

      Bake in the fish and onion rings in the preheated 400 degree F.
    for 10 minutes.  Turn the fish over and place a couple paper-thin
    slices of lemon on each fillet.  Bake for 10 to 15 minutes
    longer.  Remove and serve.


    Recipe from:  "Roger's Cajun Cookbook" by Vernon Roger, published
                     1987


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

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    =================================================================
                            GETTING TECHNICAL
    =================================================================


    By: Carol Shenkenberger
    To: Warren Bonner
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------

    Errorlevel Method- FD 2.12 and below only                      15AUG98
    Adapted for Fidonews, 18Jan 2001

    Hello!  For those of you using FD2.12 and below, this method may be
    easier to start with. It's basically one big batch file and you dont
    have to pass off to other batch files.

    1.  Go into FD config, and make sure you have assigned a number to
    each baud rate connecting to your system.  Use the same numbers I have
    below in the 'frodo.bat' file if you wish or swap them to others and
    match them in the 'frodo.bat' file to the new ones.  It will be easier
    and safe to use the ones I post.

    2.  Add the following to your 'frodo.bat' file or just replace your
    old one with this example then add in what you need for your setup.

    ;---- begin FRODO.BAT----
    @Echo off
    c:
    cd \fd
    :Start

       Cd\fd
    fd
       If ERRORLEVEL 253 Goto Mail_Out
       If ERRORLEVEL 252 Goto Make_Node
       If ERRORLEVEL 200 Goto FB100
       If ERRORLEVEL 046 Goto 2880_Baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 045 Goto 2640_Baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 044 Goto 24000_Baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 043 Goto 2160_Baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 042 Goto 1920_Baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 041 Goto 1680_Baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 040 Goto 1440_Baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 039 Goto 12_Baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 038 Goto 9600_Baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 037 Goto 7200_baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 036 Goto 4800_baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 035 Goto 2400_Baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 034 Goto 1275_baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 033 Goto 1200_Baud
       If ERRORLEVEL 032 Goto 300_Baud

    Goto end

    :Mail_Out     ; Gecho 1.11+ specific, adapt as needed!
    c:            ; other examples for other tossers later in
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    cd c:\fd      ; FAQ
    AT H1 1
    GEcho toss -NOMGR
    GEcho scan
    GEcho MGR
    MBUTIL pack -renumber -link -purge
    Goto Start

    :Make_Node
    If Exist c:\fd\file\nodediff.* Goto Node_Here
    Goto Start

    :Node_Here
    Copy c:\fd\file\nodediff.* c:\fd\nodelist
    cd c:\fd\nodelist
    editnl
    cd c:\fd
    fdnc /f
    Goto Start

    :FB100        ;external event in FD to do 'stuff' as needed
    CD \tg\FFS    ;for online games and other items needed nightly
    FISHMANT      ; specific to FFS online game
    CD \FD
    mbutil pack -renumber -link -purge
    cd \tg
    INDEX SORT ALL      ;TG Maintenance
    INDEX BUILD ALL     ;TG Maintenance
    cd \fd
    call tickout.bat    ;Tosses filebone. See FAQ #3 for example of it
    Goto Start

    :2880_baud       ;here begins the connection sequence
    cd \tg
    Telegard -b28800 -q
    Goto Mail_test

    :2640_baud
    cd \tg
    Telegard -b26400 -q
    Goto Mail_test

    :24000_baud
    cd \tg
    Telegard -b24000 -q
    Goto Mail_test

    :2160_Baud
    cd \tg
    Telegard -b21600 -q
    Goto Mail_test

    :1920_Baud
    cd \tg
    telegard -b19200 -q
    Goto Mail_Test
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    :1680_Baud
    cd \tg
    Telegard -b16800 -q
    Goto Mail_Test

    :1440_Baud
    cd \tg
    Telegard -b14400 -q
    goto mail_test

    :12_Baud
    cd \tg
    Telegard -b12000 -q
    Goto Mail_test

    :9600_Baud
    cd \tg
    telegard -b9600 -q
    Goto Mail_Test

    :7200_Baud
    cd \tg
    Telegard -b7200 -q
    Goto Mail_Test

    :4800_baud
    cd \tg
    Telegard -b4800 -q
    Goto Mail_Test

    :2400_Baud
    cd \tg
    telegard -b2400 -q
    Goto Mail_Test

    :1275_Baud
    cd \tg
    Telegard -b1275 -q
    Goto mail_test

    :1200_Baud
    cd \tg
    telegard -b1200 -q
    Goto Mail_Test

    :300_Baud
    cd \tg
    telegard -b300 -q
    Goto Mail_Test

    :Mail_Test
    If NOT Exist c:\TG\ECHOMAIL.TG# goto Start
    del c:\TG\ECHOMAIL.TG#
    Goto Mail_Out
    ; note TG# means TGJ for Jam or TGS for Squish

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    :End
    ---end FRODO.BAT----

    Now that was a big 'frodo.bat' file!

    For informational purposes, here is a rundown of some of the lines you
    may not be familiar with:

    AT H1 1 -  This is a common software which is called AT.COM and
    manipulates your modem.  In this case, it is taking a modem on Com1,
    offline.  Depending on your modem brand, you may not need an extra
    utility to do this.  Both FD and TG have the capability of taking the
    modem offline for you.  It is there only for assistance of those
    sysops who's modems wont stay offline with FD's codes.

    EDITNL - This is one of the many nodediff merging softwares on the
    market. Depending on your version, the addition of the /KILL switch,
    will also delete the old nodediffs.  It was included only as an
    example, and you should use whatever you find at a local dial. Mergenl
    is widely available and does the same thing.

    MBUTIL - Gecho specific packer for message bases.  See the 3rd FAQ for
    other examples of tossing/packing sequences you may use for your
    needs.

    End part 2.
                                     xxcarol
                                     TGbeta Norfolk

     Origin: SHENK'S EXPRESS Norfolk VA 757-486-3057 28.8 Dual (1:275/100)

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

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    =================================================================
                                  HUMOR
    =================================================================

    From: <[email protected]>
    To: <[email protected]>
    Subject: lololol

    I guess my day has started off just great compared to this guy!!!
    =============8<--------------------------

    The Druggist Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his
    sobbing wife.  Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist.  He
    insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." Immediately the
    husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.

    Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
    "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.  This morning the alarm
    failed to go off, so I was late getting up.

    I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize
    that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside.  I had to
    break a window to get my keys.  Then, driving a little too fast, I got
    a speeding ticket.

    Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat
    tire.  When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people
    waiting for me to open up.  I got the store opened and started waiting
    on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the
    hook."

    He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
    register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
    I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels; the phone was
    still ringing.

    When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made
    me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on
    it...half of them hit the floor and broke.  Meanwhile, the phone is
    still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it.

    It was your wife.  She wanted to know how to use a rectal
    thermometer...and believe me, Mister, I told her!"

                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    From: "cfarris" <[email protected]>
    To:"Warren Bonner" <[email protected]>

    Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark:

    One:   Don't miss the boat. <remember Iberian plane ride to USA> 8^))

    Two:   Remember that we are all in the same boat. <But some on bridge>

    Three:   Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
    FIDONEWS 18-05               Page 22                  29 Jan 2001


    Four:   Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do
    something really big.

    Five:   Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs
    to be done.

    Six:   Build your future on high ground.

    Seven:  For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

    Eight:   Speed isn't always an advantage.  The snailswere on board
    with the cheetahs.

    Nine:   When you're stressed, float a while.

    Ten:    Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
    professionals.

    Eleven:  No matter the storm, there's always a rainbow waiting.

    Twelve: The Ark had no Windows!  Only a POOP deck w/rainwater.

    Author Unkown

                       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew
    that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything
    was wrong.

    The boy replied no, that he was going fishing but his dad
    told him that he needed to go to church. The teacher was
    very impressed and asked the boy if his dad had explained
    to him why it was more important to go to church than to go
    fishing.

    To which the boy replied, "Yes he did, Dad said he didn't
    have enough bait for both of us.

                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed,
    "Doctor, I believe that I am possessed by an evil spirit."

    After talking to the patient at some length, the psychiatrist
    said, "You do appear to have a problem.  I'd like to see you
    again next Wednesday."

    After a second session of psychotherapy, the pyschiatrist
    pronounced his patient completely cured.

    For the next nine months, the psychiatrist sent the man a
    monthly statement for his professional services, but the
    man wouldn't pay and refused to acknowledge the debt.

    Finally, the psychiatrist took the man to court and had
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    him repossessed.

                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Two blonds decided to go into business together, so they
    pooled their money and bought a store in a nearby town.

    One blond moved into an apartment above the store. Her
    partner bought a house just outside of town.

    One night the blond outside of town couldn't sleep. Finally,
    she called his partner and asked her to look out the window
    to see if they had remembered to turn off the store's
    flashing neon sign.

    The blond looked out the window and said, "Yeah we
    did, no we didn't, yeah we did, no we didn't..."

                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

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    =================================================================
                          QUESTION OF THE WEEK
    =================================================================


    By: Frank Robbins
    To: Warren Bonner
    Re: HeadsUp - FidoNet.Org DNS Expires 26-Feb-2001
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Hello Warren.

    Has anyone discussed the fact that the domain name for FidoNet.Org
    expires within the month of February 2001?

    The current "who is" states:
    ============================
    01/23/01 23:00:11 whois fidonet.org

    Query:     fidonet.org
    Registry:  whois.networksolutions.com Results:


    Registrant:
    FidoNet Public Relations (FIDONET-DOM)
       c/o Pennsylvania Online PO Box 6501
       Harrisburg, PA 17112
       US

       Domain Name: FIDONET.ORG

       Administrative Contact, Technical Contact, Billing Contact:
          Peace, George  (GP11)  [email protected]
          Pennsylvania Online
          PO Box 6501
          Harrisburg, PA 17112
          (717) 657-0000 (FAX) (717) 657-0132

       Record last updated on 03-May-2000.
       Record expires on 26-Feb-2001.
       Record created on 25-Feb-1988.

       Domain servers in listed order:

       DNS1.PAONLINE.COM  216.220.160.7
       DNS2.PAONLINE.COM  216.220.160.8
    ====================================================================

    I was curious is someone is going to renew the domain name of
    FIDONET.ORG again before it is stolen away from the FidoNet when it
    expires?

    Once the domain name is stolen, it would be very difficult to get it
    back into FidoNet without paying some large fee to the new DNS holder!

    Here are a few domain names which use fidonet:
    ==============================================
    FIDONEWS 18-05               Page 25                  29 Jan 2001


    01. http://asterisk.fidonet.lt
    02. http://fidonet.fidonet.org
    03. http://www.fidonet-deutschland.de
    04. http://www.fidonet-revival.de
    05. http://www.fidonet.ch
    06. http://www.fidonet.co.uk
    07. http://www.fidonet.da.ru
    08. http://www.fidonet.fi
    09. http://www.fidonet.gr
    10. http://www.fidonet.it
    11. http://www.fidonet.kazan.ru
    12. http://www.fidonet.kherson.ua
    13. http://www.fidonet.lg.ua
    14. http://www.fidonet.lt
    15. http://www.fidonet.net
    16. http://www.fidonet.nu
    17. http://www.fidonet.org
    18. http://www.fidonet.org.ar
    19. http://www.fidonet.org.il
    20. http://www.fidonet.org.ph
    21. http://www.fidonet.org.pl
    22. http://www.fidonet.ph
    23. http://www.fidonet.pp.se
    24. http://www.fidonet.rinet.msk.ru
    25. http://www.fidonet.rinet.ru
    26. http://www.fidonet.tatarstan.ru
    27. http://www.fidonet.uz
    28. http://www.fidonetwork.com
    29. http://www.n5049.z2.fidonet.net
    30. http://www.rincondefidonet.com
    31. http://www.z3.fidonet.org
    32. http://1609fidonet.virtualave.net
    33. http://fidonet.virtualave.net
    34. http://fidonet.webjump.com

    If someone has some info about this action, it would be nice to know
    that this is no longer a FidoNet crisis waiting to happen.

    Thanks...

    Frank Robbins
     FidoNet (Resources - Support - History) Site
     http://winramturbo.com/fidonet/

    >>>Thanks for the Heads up Frank, the answer to your question is
    in the "ANSWERS" section of this Issue of FidoNews.

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

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    =================================================================
                           ANSWERS OF THE WEEK
    =================================================================


    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    By: Janis Kracht To: Frank Robbins Re: HeadsUp - FidoNet.Org DNS
    Expires 26-Feb-2001 St:
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Hi Frank,

    Don't worry about it Frank.  I will call George today if he isn't
    planning on re-registering the domain name, I will take care of it for
    Fidonet.  Also please realize a few things: the registration is good
    until February 26, and then Network Solutions lets it run a month
    after that before removing the records.

    Take care,
    Janis

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

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    =================================================================
                                 NOTICES
    =================================================================


    By: Janis Kracht
    To: All
    Re: Nodediffs
    St:
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Hi folks,

    It's been reported to me that two people have had problems with some
    software like XLAXDIFF, and the ARC packaging of the nodediff from my
    system with at least nodediff.a19.  The problem seemed to be related
    to the fact that the name of the interior file was in lower case.  The
    problem was solved by extracting the file manually, renaming
    nodediff.019 to NODEDIFF.019 and rearchiving it.

    If you are having a problem like this with your nodelist processor,
    hopefully nodediff.a26 has been no problem, since I changed the
    filename from lower case to upper case for the ARC version.

    FYI, as David did, I release 3 versions of the nodediff in ARC, ZIP
    and LZH format in the NODEDIFF, DIFFZIP and DIFFLZH file echos,
    respectively. Sorry, there is no version of ARJ for linux at this time
    <smile>.

    If anyone needs to pick up a fresh nodelist, it is available on my
    system in /pub/nodelist at ftp.filegate.net, or file request at
    1:2320/38, magic name NODELIST.

    Take care, Janis

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