F I D O N E W S         Volume 17, Number 46             06 Nov 2000
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                       Table of Contents
    1. EDITORIAL  ................................................  1
       Editorial  ................................................  1
    2. CORRECTIONS  ..............................................  3
       CORRECTIONS  ..............................................  3
    3. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR  ....................................  4
       Letters on the Ed's Desk  .................................  4
    4. ARTICLES  ................................................. 10
       ARTICLES  ................................................. 10
    5. COLUMNS  .................................................. 12
       Column.col  ............................................... 12
    6. FIDONET BIOGRAPHIES  ...................................... 14
       Biographies of Fido  ...................................... 14
    7. GETTING TECHNICAL  ........................................ 15
       -=*TECHNICAL*=-  .......................................... 15
    8. NET HUMOR  ................................................ 24
       *HUMOR*  .................................................. 24
    9. QUESTION OF THE WEEK  ..................................... 27
       QUESTION  ................................................. 27
    10. FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING  ................................ 28
       Software List  ............................................ 28
    11. FIDONET BY INTERNET  ..................................... 30
    12. FIDONEWS INFORMATION  .................................... 35
       FIDONEWS INFORMATION  ..................................... 35
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                                EDITORIAL
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                           [email protected]
                     Saturday morning November 4, 2000.
    Good morning to all of you!  Great morning lots of sunshine here!
    Grab a cup of your favorite brew and bear with Ol'wdb a couple of
    moments while I refresh your memory as to why this is a great day.

    It is the day before national election day in the United States. And
    just in time to make those monumental decisions of who to trust to
    guide your country's powerful engines of economy, environment, and
    safe well being of all citizens.  To know the issues and be prepared
    before you cast your ballot, be it absentee or at your local
    designated voting place.  To vote `helter skelter' is a waste of your
    voting privilege.  So take a few and read the issues in your voting
    packet; then make a list to shorten your time in the booth.

    Many men and women have given their lives so you can have that
    privilege, (thousands and thousands); and millions more have fought
    beside them. Freedom is not easily won, don't waste it in total
    disregard because your plate is full now... To do so may cause an
    empty belly later. The rights we enjoy did not come on a silver
    platter, rather by the most devastating destruction free men could
    devise to stay free. Look forward to your privilege in casting your
    vote, it is the one that counts!!!
                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    An excerpt from Darrell's requested submission in Letters to Editor

     "Uhm, Warren, a friendly bit of advice for you, you might want to
    reconsider publishing "supermarket tabloid" articles like the one Mr.
    Grant sent you. It really makes Fidonet look cheap and sleazy, and
    heaven knows, Fidonet is in enough trouble as it is.

    That's it Ol' WDB! Have a great day and keep up the good work!

    Signed: The Region12 Nodelist Clerk!"

                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Editors note: Accepting your "friendly bit of advice", Darrell, and it
    is taken with reciprocal friendly feelings.  However, how can I
    `accept' your article for publication and not put my other foot into
    the same sand box?  Letters to the editor are just that, and if
    requested, this editor-pro-tem will print them as long as they are
    civil in language, and meet the MakeNews.exe's parameters.

    My personal opinion has no place politically on ANYONE's message. I
    will not "tamper" with the content of a request, whether I like it or
    not.  The content is the author's and not mine to change, if I find
    reason to believe it likely to be disruptive to the harmony of Fido, I
    will return it to sender for modification.

    Also, in my opinion, contrary to your belief that it diminishes Fido
    to publish submitted letters of opinion; I think it gives voice to
    those who otherwise have no voice. That may be good for Fido... And it
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    may bring many back to the table. To limit freedom of speech would be
    the death knell of fidonews.

    JMHO
    Ed
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                               CORRECTIONS
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    ====================================================
    From: "SYSOP" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Subject:
    Re Fidonews Date: Sunday, October 29, 2000 10:48 AM

    Editor,

    2 weeks ago I sent you this Email and asked you to post the links in
    the Fidonews section of the snooze.  You graciously published my Email
    in the snooze but forgot to add the links to the news section.  Would
    you mind terribly adding the links to the news portion?

    Thank you Shannon Talley

    Letter to the editor,

    Fidotel has been offline for quite some time.....  However, I have
    recently purchased new computers, upgraded software, and have acquired
    a very reliable xDSL line.

    Would you please post the following links to the FidoTel Fidonews
    resource in future issues of the Fidonews?

    web: http://www.fidotel.com/public/fidonews FTP: ftp.fidotel.com
    (comprehensive archive of every Fidonews ever published)

    Thank you, Shannon Talley 1:275/311 [email protected]

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                          LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
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    From: "Ardith Hinton" <[email protected]>
    To: <[email protected]>
    Subject: FidoNews Poem
    Date: Sunday, October 29, 2000 10:18 AM

    Hi Warren:

    You perhaps didn't receive my resend of my submission? I'll try
    it this way:

    *Ed:(Sorry this is the first time I've received this request).

                                Surf(ac)ing

                       London, Frankfurt, and New York
                       Are very faraway...
                       But lots of people that
                       I know Access them every day.

                       With all these far-flung places,
                       They've great libraries there...
                       And one can go and visit them
                       Without moving from one's chair.

                       Special equipment for Her Nibs??
                       That's on a web page, too.
                       There are so many things to see...
                       So many things to do!

                       But while you're busy surfing,
                       We beg you... don't forget
                       The good times that you've had with us,
                       Your friends in Fidonet.

                                                      A.H.  2000
    Ardith
                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                                  ENGLISH
    Centuries ago, English was mostly spoken by a few million people in
    the British Isles, and there were a few local dialects such as Irish
    English.  But in the last century, the language has exploded across
    the world and diversified, picking up many words and pronunciation
    styles from local tongues.

    Measured by the number of people for whom English is their first
    language, 72% speak American English and 16% use British English. 6%
    use Canadian English, 5% use Australian English and 1% use New Zealand
    English.  There are also dozens of minor dialects, including
    Caribbean, South African, (Asian) Indian, Irish, Scottish, and Welsh.

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    Even within American English there are significant regional
    differences.  Boston English is different from the language spoken in
    Atlanta, and Chicago English is different from both of them.

                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~

    81)  Sun 29 Oct 00  8:21p
    By: michael kleerbaum
    To: Warren
    Re: FidoNews [03/03] Internet info
    St:
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Hi Warren,

    + -- -- -- -- -- -- -  FIDONEWS AVAILABILITY - -- -- -- -- -- -- +
    |                                                                |
    |         Freq FIDONEWS @ 1:140/1, or 1:396/1                    |
    |         ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/fnews/                     |
    |         ftp://ftp.nwstar.com/fidonet/fidonews/                 |
    |         http://www.fidonews.org                                |
    |         email subscription: [email protected]             |
    |                       (subject: help   body: list)             |
    |         ftp mail: [email protected] (subject: help)         |
    |                                                                |
    + -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- +

    All issues from 1984 to 2000 are also available at www.was-ist-fido.de
    You can get them, without speaking a word german. :)
    Just klick on the FidoNews-Button.

    Michael

    --- CrossPoint v3.20 R
     * Origin: www.was-ist-fido.de: Sag's weiter! (2:2432/203)

                   ~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~

    (9056)  Mon 30 Oct 00 11:22a
    By: Winston Smith
    To: All
    Re: [--- Tick And Hatch ---]
    St:
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    I would just like to take this opportunity to say, "Thank you,
    FidoNews!" for your article on "Tick" and "Hatch".  For a while now, I
    thought that all of this talk about "Tick" referred to the SMTP ".TIC"
    protocol handshaking.  I was not aware that there was actually a
    separate program for FidoNET file propagation that was literally
    called "Tick", or for that matter, that "Hatch" was more than just a
    metaphor. Thank you for your excellent article!



    --- Platinum Xpress/Win/Wildcat5! v3.0pr3 * Origin: Lost in the
    SuperMarket - Peabody, MA - 978-531-8416 (1:101/101)

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    From: [email protected]
    Full-name: HDBrass
    Subject: God's answering machine
    To: [email protected]
    Hope you enjoy!
    =======================================================
           Thought you might enjoy this one.
    It's for those who have tried to get service or help via the phone. We
    have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern
    life.  But have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided
    to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing this:

    Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the
    following options: Press 1 for Requests.  Press 2 for Thanksgiving.
    Press 3 for Complaints. Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.

    I am sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right
    now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in
    the order in which it was received, so please stay on the line.

    If you would like to speak to:
    God - press 1.
    Jesus - press 2.
    The Holy Spirit - press 3.
    If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are
    holding, please press 4.
    To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, press 5.
    Enter his or her Social Security number, then press the pound key.
    If you get a negative response, try area code 666.

    For reservations at My Father's House, please enter:
    JOHN followed by 3-16.
    For nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where
    Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.

    Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please
    hang up and try again tomorrow.

    If you need emergency assistance dial 1(900) GOD-WHYME (This is a toll
    call.)
                   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    From: [email protected]
    Subject:Pass this on
    To: <[email protected]>
    =========================================================
                    Glass of Milk
    One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his
    way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was
    hungry.  He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house.
    However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.

    Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked
    hungry so brought him a large glass of milk.  He Drank it slowly, and
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    then asked, "How much do I owe you?" "You don't owe me anything," she
    replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness."

    He said..... "Then I thank you from my heart." As Howard Kelly left
    that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God
    and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and Quit school.

    Year's later that young woman became critically ill.  The local
    doctors were baffled.  They finally sent her to the big city, where
    they called in specialists to study her rare disease.

    Dr.  Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation.  When he heard
    the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.
    Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her
    room.

    Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her.  He recognized her
    at once.  He went back to the consultation room determined to do his
    best to save her life.  From that day he gave special attention to the
    case.

    After a long struggle, the battle was won.  Dr.  Kelly requested the
    business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked
    at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent it to
    her room.  She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the
    rest of her life to pay for it all.

    Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of
    the bill. She read these words.....  "Paid in full with one glass of
    milk".

    (Signed) Dr.  Howard Kelly.

    Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You,
    God, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~


    From: "darrell" <[email protected]>
    To: <[email protected]>
    Subject: An article for you
    Date: Saturday, November 04, 2000 6:51 AM

    Here is my submitted article.

    Hello Warren! Seems a rather confused sysop submitted an article to
    you last week. In my usual hospitable manner, I would like to help him
    out and introduce him to the concept of reality. Hence I submit this
    to you for publishing in next week's 'Snooze.

    First of all, nobody here in Region 12 seems to know what Mr. Grant is
    talking about. Now while that doesn't surprise me, it may surprise
    some of our readers, who may have mistakenly thought that Mr. Grant
    knows what he is talking about. Fortunately I am here to set the
    record straight. :)
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    As best as I can figure, someone from Region 12 became disgruntled
    with the R12EC and moved away. It seems he found an ear with Mr. Grant
    and told a rather unbelievable tale of woe regarding his time here.
    Either that or Mr. Grant made it all up. Either way, it's the stuff
    fairy tales are made of. :)

    We in Region 12 allow sysops to come and go from here as they please,
    so if one chooses to go somewhere else, this is not particularly
    shocking to us in any way, especially considering the fact that
    certain sysops don't get along too well with some of the other kids in
    the sandbox. As you know, Warren, we in Region 12 have long been
    advocates of free geographical movement of sysops.

    On to Mr. Grant's fantasies ...

    - He alleges that if a sysop in Region 12 doesn't agree with the way
    things are done here he is looked down upon.

    What does this mean? Sysops here have differing opinions all the time,
    nothing shocking or newsworthy there.

    - Mr. Grant alleges that if a sysop in Region 12 chooses not to vote
    in the annual elections, he's apparently casted as an "outsider", and
    his nodelisting may even get pulled for "inactivity in the R12 echos,
    or some other foolishness.

    This is very strange, Warren, and not surprisingly, apparently nobody
    here knows anything about this either. The R12C certainly didn't pull
    any node numbers, and I don't know of any Region 12 NCs that have done
    this either. I'd have to say Mr. Grant is again delusional on this
    one.

    - Mr. Grant alleges that "It seems the elfishness even extends to the
    holy and anointed mail mover and "defender of the dogma" of Region 12,
    to whom someone apparently forgot to mention that the moving of
    echomail should not involve politics. Heaven forbid that an R12 node
    might try to crash route a netmail; the Fido "free region" is internet
    aware, don't you know; and has perfect routed netmail lines that never
    lose mail. Why bother with a silly little thing like POTS
    connectivity? Who still uses modems these days anyhow?"

    Hmm ... more delusions apparently, Warren, and just who is Mr. Grant
    quoting? Himself? ROTFL! Many of us have modems here and we route
    netmail all the time. Poor Mr. Grant.

    - Mr. Grant further alleges that "the elfin antics of the top banana
    in the R12 bunch; it seems recently this "nodelist clerk" took a
    dislike to the sudden appearance of a certain node number of which he
    did not approve, in the path lines of a certain member of his region's
    echomail. Now this little detail perturbed this nodelist clerk so much
    that he just felt he had to fire off an immediate netmail to the
    offending node in order to voice his displeasure.

    Huh? Is he talking about me, Warren? I've read quite a few
    nose-stretchers in my time in this hobby, and while I certainly do
    consider Michael Grant to be a few bricks short of a full load, I
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    could care less who chooses to exchange mail with him. I fear Mr.
    Grant needs help. I sincerely hope he finds it.

    As for firing off a netmail to the offending node, poor Mr. Grant has
    completely lost it here, since I have sent no such netmail and would
    challenge Mr. Grant to produce this netmail. He can't of course,
    unless he fabricates one, something he seems quite good at,
    fabrication that is. :)

    - Mr. Grant wonders "Now is it just me, or does anyone else out there
    wonder just what business it is for a "nodelist clerk" where one of
    his regions sysops pulls his echomail from?

    To answer his question, this nodelist clerk could not care less where
    a sysop pulls their mail, but he knew that.

    - Mr. Grant further wonders aloud "The last time I checked, getting an
    echomail feed from a different source than the "approved" one was not
    a Fido crime, and not even against any policy that a region might
    choose not to recognize.

    Mr. Grant is delusional yet again, Warren, as we have no "approved"
    source. Our sysops freely get their mail anywhere they please. One
    need only check the routing charts for evidence of that. Perhaps Mr.
    Grant can produce proof of this bit of imagination as well. :)

    - Here Mr. Grant identifies himself and makes another rather dubious
    statement, "Yes, Ol' WDB, you guessed right; the node number which the
    R12 ElfLo-* err, "nodelist clerk" objected to so much to was none
    other than 1:134/11; my own happy Fido home on the range.

    Again, Warren, I have made no such objection, and challenge Mr. Grant
    to provide proof of this. Oh dear, if he cannot, we'll be forced to
    believe he is a liar, or extremely delusional, or both. Too bad, so
    sad.

    Uhm, Warren, a friendly bit of advice for you, you might want to
    reconsider publishing "supermarket tabloid" articles like the one Mr.
    Grant sent you. It really makes Fidonet look cheap and sleazy, and
    heaven knows, Fidonet is in enough trouble as it is.

    That's it Ol' WDB! Have a great day and keep up the good work!

    Signed: The Region12 Nodelist Clerk!

                       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~






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                                ARTICLES
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                   "Information Please"

    When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in
    our neighborhood.  I remember well the polished, old case fastened to
    the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box.  I was too
    little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination
    when my mother used to talk to it.

    Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an
    amazing person her name was "Information Please" and there was nothing
    she did not know. "Information Please" could supply anybody's number
    and the correct time.

    My first personal experience with this genie-in-the-bottle came one
    day while my mother was visiting a neighbor. Amusing myself at the
    tool bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with a hammer.  The
    pain was terrible, but there didn't seem to be any reason in crying
    because there was no one home to give sympathy.  I walked around the
    house sucking my throbbing finger, finally arriving at the stairway.

    The telephone!  Quickly, I ran for the foot stool in the parlor and
    dragged it to the landing.  Climbing up, I unhooked the receiver in
    the parlor and held it to my ear. "Information Please," I said into
    the mouthpiece just above my head.  A click or two and a small clear
    voice spoke into my ear.

    "Information." "I hurt my finger..." I wailed into the phone. The
    tears came readily enough now that I had an audience.

    Isn't your mother home?" came the question. "Nobody's home but me," I
    blubbered. "Are you bleeding?" the voice asked. "No," I replied. "I
    hit my finger with the hammer and it hurts." "Can you open your
    icebox?" she asked.  I said I could. "Then chip off a little piece of
    ice and hold it to your finger," said the voice.

    After that, I called "Information Please" for everything.  I asked her
    for help with my geography and she told me where Philadelphia was. She
    helped me with my math.  She told me my pet chipmunk, that I had
    caught in the park just the day before, would eat fruit and nuts.
    Then, there was the time Petey, our pet canary died.  I called
    "Information Please" and told her the sad story.

    She listened, then said the usual things grown-ups say to soothe a
    child.   But I was inconsolable. I asked her,"Why is it that birds
    should sing so beautifully and bring joy to all families, only to end
    up as a heap of feathers on the bottom of a cage?" She must have
    sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly, "Paul, always remember
    that there are other worlds to sing in."

    Somehow I felt better. Another day I was on the telephone.
    "Information Please."  "Information,"  said the now familiar voice.
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    "How do you spell fix?" I asked. All this took place in a small town
    in the Pacific Northwest. When I was nine years old, we moved across
    the country to Boston.  I missed my friend very much.  "Information
    Please" belonged in that old wooden box back home and I somehow never
    thought of trying the tall, shiny new phone that sat on the table in
    the hall. As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood
    conversations never really left me.

    Often, in moments of doubt and perplexity I would recall the serene
    sense of security I had then.  I appreciated now how patient,
    understanding, and kind she was to have spent her time on a little
    boy.

    A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put down in
    Seattle.  I had about half-an-hour or so between planes.  I spent 15
    minutes or so on the phone with my sister, who lived there now. Then,
    without thinking what I  was doing, I dialed my hometown operator and
    said, said, "Information Please."

    Miraculously, I heard the small, clear voice I knew so well.
    "Information."  I hadn't planned this, but I heard myself saying,
    "Could you please tell me how to spell fix?" There was a long pause.
    Then came the soft spoken answer, "I guess your finger must have
    healed by now." I laughed, "So it's really still you, " I said.  "I
    wonder if you have any idea how much you meant to me during that time.
    "I wonder," she said, "if you know how much your calls meant to me. I
    never had any children and I used to look forward to your calls."

    I told her how often I had thought of her over the years and I asked
    if I could call her again when I came back to visit my sister.  Please
    do," she said.  "Just ask for Sally."

    Three months later I was back in Seattle.  A different voice answered,
    "Information."  I asked for Sally. "Are you a friend?" she asked.
    "Yes, a very old friend," I answered.  "I'm sorry to have to tell you
    this," she said. "Sally had been working part time the last few years
    because she was sick.  She died five weeks ago."

    Before I could hang up she said, "Wait a minute.  Did you say your
    name was Paul?" "Yes, Ireplied."  "Well, Sally left a message for you.
    She wrote it down in case you called.  Let me read it to you.  The
    note said, "Tell him I still say there are other worlds to sing in.
    He'll know what I mean."

    I thanked her and hung up.  I knew what Sally meant. Never
    underestimate the impression you may make on others.  Whose life have
    you touched today?

                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



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    =================================================================
                                 COLUMNS
    =================================================================

                   Ol'Codger's Column
                  [email protected]

                    RULES OF THE AIR

    1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

    2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull
    the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the
    stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

    3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

    4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than
    up there wishing you were down here.

    5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

    6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep
    the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start
    sweating.

    7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided
    with the sky.

    8. A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great'
    landing is one after which they can use the plane again.

    9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to
    make all of them yourself.

    10. You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power
    to taxi to the ramp.

    11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle
    of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and
    vice versa.

    12. Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to
    five minutes earlier.

    13. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about
    might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable
    sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in
    clouds.

    14. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the
    number of take offs you've made.

    15. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing.
    Unfortunately no one knows what they are.

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    16. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience.
    The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of
    luck.

    17. Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

    18. If all you can see out of the window is ground that's going round
    and round and all you can hear is commotion coming from the passenger
    compartment, things are not at all as they should be.

    19. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going
    hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour,
    the ground has yet to lose.

    20. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience
    usually comes from bad judgment.

    21. It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as
    much as possible.

    22. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.

    23. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's
    not subject to repeal.  Avoid "Mile High Club" and Turtles.

    24. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above
    you, runway behind you, and a tenth of a second ago.

    25. Lastly, ALWAYS check the runway number, then double check!


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                           FIDONET BIOGRAPHIES
    =================================================================

    ======================================================


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

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    =================================================================
                            GETTING TECHNICAL
    =================================================================

    ========================================================
                        *LINUX  OS*
                      By Janis Kracht
              1:2320/38 ([email protected])

    Though many of us have converted our Operating Systems, bbs software,
    echomail tossers, and mailers to new ones many times, changing one's
    setup to run under Linux can be perhaps more challenging than anything
    else ever experienced <smile>.

    Hopefully this article will be of some help if you have just switched
    to Linux, or if you are about to do so. I'll show you some comparisons
    between DOS and Linux so that you can see that Linux isn't as foreign
    as it might at first seem, and then I'll provide some scripts that
    I've written to perform various functions on my bbs system.  Lastly,
    I'll also include a few notes regarding some things you should _make
    sure_ do when you install linux. Security under Linux is a very large
    topic however, so I will cover that in more detail in a later article.

    First off, let's look at some commands that you might commonly use
    under DOS, and their Linux counterparts.  As you'll see, there are
    some commands that do not have an equivalent under DOS (i.e., I'm not
    counting DOS GNU utilities, etc. since these are not generally part of
    the standard DOS distribution.)

    Tip: It would probably be a good idea to type 'man command', or 'info
         command', or 'command --help' without the quotes to see all the
         options of these Linux commands.
    ====================================================================
    DOS             Linux            Description
    ====================================================================
    command.com      sh              Simplistic command interpreter
    n/a              bash            Advanced command interpreter
    n/a              perl            Interpreter for perl scripts
    n/a              awk             Interpreter for awk scripts
    n/a              chsh            Change shell

    Directory Management
    ====================================================================
    DOS                 Linux            Description
    ====================================================================
    dir                ls -l         Long format directory
    dir                dir           Long format directory
    dir /w             ls            Wide format directory
    cd                 cd            Change directory
    rm                 rmdir         Remove a directory
    md                 mkdir         Make a directory
    deltree /Y         rm -rf        Recursively delete a directory tree
    n/a                pwd           Dispay the current working directory
                                     path

    Some Linux examples:
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    ls -d .*                  Show only "." directories.  (these are often
                              configuration files, etc. for various
                              programs).  The -d indicates that only the
                              directory name should be shown, not the
                              contents.
    ls -ltr                   Sort by date, reverse order.
    ls --color=auto           Turn on color for file types in directory
                              list.
    ls -1                     -1 (one) shows file names in column list
                              with no other info

    [janis@filegate]$ ls -1
    absHOWTO.zip
    games.zip
    Mail/
    newfiles/
    [janis@filegate]$ _


    File Management
    ====================================================================
    DOS                 Linux            Description
    ====================================================================
    copy               cp                 Copy a file
    move               mv                 Move a file
    touch              touch              Set the timestamp on a file
    del                rm -f              Delete a file
    type               cat                Print a file to the screen
    n/a                chown              Change ownership of a file
    n/a                chgrp              Change group ownership of a
    file attrib        chmod              Change access permissions of a
                                          file
    rawrite            dd                 Write directly to a device
    subst?             ln                 Create a link to a file

    Some Linux examples:
      mv firstdoc.txt seconddoc.txt    rename firstdoc.txt
      mv /janis/*.txt /afiles          move *.txt to directory afiles.

    Tip:  When moving groups of files with the same filename, such as
          mv *.tic *.bad, you must specify a different directory. To move
          files such as *.bad to *.tic, you can use the script in this
          article, mvbad2tic.

    ====================================================================
    Aliases
    ====================================================================
    You can tell the system to use aliases of the commands you use.

    Enter these in your /etc/profile to make them global or
    ~/.bash_profile to make them local.

    alias del='rm'
    alias copy='cp'
    alias move='mv'
    alias ren='mv'
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    alias type='cat'
    alias rd='rmdir'
    alias md='mkdir'
    alias help='man'

    You can also enter them on the command line, just for that session. If
    you type: alias md='mkdir' you can then use md instead of mkdir.


    Searching and Sorting
    ====================================================================
    DOS             Linux            Description
    ====================================================================
    find            grep             Search for a string in a text file
    dir /s          find             Search for a file
    n/a             locate           Search for a file via a database
    n/a             updatedb         Create searchable database of files
    sort            sort             Sort a file
    n/a             tr               Translate, squeeze, and/or  delete
                                     characters from standard input.

    Some Linux examples:

    Tip: ctime option in the find command will show status of a file that
    was last changed n*24 hours ago.  daystart measure times (for -ctime,
    and other options for find) from the beginning of today rather than
    from 24 hours ago.

    [bbs@filegate /home/bbs]$ find /home/ftp/pub -daystart -ctime 00
    /home/ftp/pub/gamesnet/g_cons/descript.ion
    /home/ftp/pub/gamesnet/g_cons/CC0CPC10.ZIP
    /home/ftp/pub/gamesnet/g_cons/C19WKWK7.ZIP
    /home/ftp/pub/gamesnet/g_cons/C50STR14.ZIP
    /home/ftp/pub/gamesnet/g_cons/CABPRT20.ZIP
    /home/ftp/pub/gamesnet/g_cons/CBCGRB02.ZIP
    [bbs@filegate /home/bbs]$ _


    Disk Management
    ====================================================================
    DOS             Linux            Description
    ====================================================================
    fdisk           fdisk            Modify the partition table
    format          mke2fs           Create a filesystem on a partition
    format          fdformat         Format a floppy disk
    chkdsk          e2fsck           Test a filesystem for errors
    n/a             swapon           Turn on a swap partition
    n/a             swapoff          Turn off a swap partition
    n/a             mount            Attach a filesystem to the root
                                     filesystem
    n/a             umount           Detach a filesystem from the root
                                     filesystem
    chkdsk          df               View amount of disk space available
    dir/s           du               View amount of disk space used by a
                                     directory recursively

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    Some examples of Linux commands: The mount command with no parameters
    specified shows you the devices currently mounted.

    [bbs@filegate ~]$ mount
     /dev/hda1 on / type ext2 (rw) none on /proc
     type proc (rw) /dev/hdb1 on /export type ext2 (rw) none on /dev/pts
     type devpts (rw,mode=0622)
    [bbs@filegate ~]$_


    Getting Help with Commands:
    ====================================================================
    DOS             Linux            Description
    ====================================================================
    help           man              Get help on a command
    n/a            apropos          Get help on a general topic
    n/a            whatis           Search the whatis database
    n/a            makewhatis       Make the whatis database
    n/a            file             Classify a file

    Editing and Printing
    ====================================================================
    DOS             Linux            Description
    ====================================================================
    edit            pico             Editor for novices
    n/a             vi               Editor for advanced users
    print           lpr              Print a file
    n/a             sed              Stream editor
    n/a             joe              Wordstar compatible editor
    n/a             emacs            Programming environment and editor
    edlin           ed               non-visual
    editor

    Backup, Compression, and Archival
    ====================================================================
    DOS             Linux            Description
    ====================================================================
    n/a             bzip2           A block-sorting file compressor, using
                                    Burrows-Wheeler block sorting text
                                    compression algorithm, and Huffman
                                    coding
                    bzcat           Decompresses files to stdout
                    bunzip2         A block-sorting file compressor,
                    bzip2recover    recovers data from damaged bzip2 files
    pkzip           zip             Create a zip file
    pkunzip         unzip           Extract files from a zip file
    n/a             gzip            Compress or decompress files via GNU
                                    zip.
    n/a             tar             Tape archiver
    n/a             compress        Lempel-Ziv compression program

    ====================================================================
    Archivers: What's available:
    ====================================================================
    Archivers which you may have used under DOS are available:

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    name:                 date of last update for Linux:
    ====================================================================
    zip                   10/13/98
    unzip                 11/30/98
    lha                    6/28/99
    unarj                  6/22/99
    pkzip251               4/15/99
    arc                    5/29/99
    rar                    6/21/00
    ====================================================================
    Viewing multiple Archives:
    ====================================================================
    As you probably know, under DOS unzip -v filename.zip will list the
    contents of one archive.  To list the contents of multiple zip or rar
    archives, enclose the argument in quotes:

    unzip -v "*.zip"

    ex.: [bbs@filegate bbbs]$ unzip -v "*.zip"

    Archive:  nodelist.zip
    Length   Method  Size  Ratio  Date  Time CRC-32     Name
    ------  ------  ------- ----- ----  ---- -------    ------
    1706292  Defl:N  560625 67% 09-14-99 15:57 a18214bc NODELIST.253
    -------          -----  ---                         ------------
    1706292          560625 67%                            1 file

    Archive:  ppphowto.zip
    Length   Method    Size  Ratio   Date   Time    CRC-32   Name
    --------  ------  ------- -----   ----   ----   ------   ----
    158718  Defl:N    48642  69%  10-16-99 20:32  b4ad98a9   PPP-HOWTO
    --------          -----  ---                             -------
    158718            48642  69%                             1 file

    2 archives were successfully processed.

    ===============================================================
    tar/gzip:
    ===============================================================
    Tar and gzip are used commonly on Linux.  Often you'll see archives
    with tgz extensions, .gz, or no extension at all.  You can use the
    file command to see how the file is archived/stored if there is no
    extension or if you are just curious:

    [bbs@filegate bbbs]$ file ZPMF025D.TGZ
    ZPMF025D.TGZ: gzip compressed data, deflated, last modified: Thu
    Jun 8 04:55:16 1995, max compression, os: Unix

    So you'd need to un-gzip this file first, then un-tar it.

    gzip -d ZPMF025D.TGZ

    This results in the file ZPMF025.tar

    To list the contents of the tar file, type tar tf filename.tar To
    extract the tar, type tar xf filename.tar
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    There are options to "keep old files" with both gzip and tar which you
    may also want to include on the command line.  The default action is
    to remove the original tar. See tar --help, and gzip --h for more
    info.

    This shortcut extract both the tar and gzip files in one command:

    tar xvzf filename.tar.gz

    The "z" flag says "un-gzip before un-tarring".  The same flag works in
    reverse when tarring.


    ===============================================================
    Some BASH Scripts
    ===============================================================

    One of the neatest things about *nix systems is that any file can be
    made executible by simply changing the attributes of the file. Of
    course, if the text file doesn't have any useful commands in it, it
    won't "do" anything <smile>.

    Here are some scripts I've written  for my bbs - none of these contain
    any startling ideas, and I don't doubt a number of them could be done
    better, but you can feel free to modify them as you like or need. info
    bash will show you the system's man pages for these scripting
    keywords. To use these scripts, save them to a file and then make them
    executible with 'chmod a+x filename' without the quotes. To call them
    you can type 'sh filename' without the quotes, where filename is the
    name of the script. Again, scripting is a very broad subject ... looks
    like I will be writing yet another article concerning that subject
    later :)

    =============mvbad2tic====================
    #!/bin/sh
    # the above must be the first line in the script.
    # the # symbol specifies a comment line
    list="`ls -1 *.bad`"
    for file in $list
     do
      f=`basename $file .bad`.tic
      mv $file $f
    done
    ============end mvbad2tic===============================

    =============make_zic==================================
    #!/bin/sh
    # make_zik takes a file and it's accompanying
    # tic and puts them both in one zip archive aka
    # Allfix's zic option
    dir -1 -I*.tic -I*.sh -Iticlist-Iarchives >> archives
    dir -1 *.tic >> /home/bbbs/binkd/work/ticlist
    for file in `cat archives`
    do
    for tics in `cat ticlist`
     do
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      if test=`grep $file $tics`
       then
       f=`basename $tics .tic`
       zip -jm0 $f.zic $file $tics
      fi
     done
    done
    mv *.zic  /home/bbs/binkd/barry
    chown bbs.bbs  /home/bbbs/binkd/barry/*
    chmod 775  /home/bbbs/binkd/barry/*
    ============end make_zic===================

    Next, mvfile2in.sh move files from a users inbound.
    It uses another file you must create named dirlist.
    dirlist contains the names of your users' home directories which will
    most likely be the same as the username.

    You can create this file with the command: dir /home/* -1 > dirlist
    Edit it to remove other entries you don't want, like ftp, etc. which
    may be in the /home directory.

    =======mvfile2in.sh======================
    #!/bin/sh
    cd /home/bbbs
    # move files from a users' inbound to the bbs' inbound
    # tests to see if user is online before moving anything.
    cd /home/bbbs
    for f in `cat /home/bbbs/dirlist`
     do
    if ps aux | grep ^$f
       then
       echo "===user $f online==="
    elif test -e /home/$f/*/*.bsy
    then
         echo "$f bsy-flag exists"
    else
     echo "===safe to move files from $f==="
     mv /home/$f/in/*  /home/bbbs/inbound
    fi
    done
    =================end mvfile2in.sh==================

    get_desc can be used to import file descriptions to a files.bbs or
    descript.ion type file list.

    =======================get_desc==================
    #!/bin/sh
    # import file_id.diz to files.bbs or descript.ion type file
    dir -1 *.zip > dirlist
    for f in `cat dirlist`
    do
      unzip -pC $f file_id.diz >> FILE_ID.DIZ
      if [ -f FILE_ID.DIZ ] ;
    # this script uses an abbreviation for the the test command, [ and ].
    # I believe Pertti Heikkinen posted this in the bbbs.english echo.
    then
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         tr '\n\r' ' ' <FILE_ID.DIZ >tmp.ff
         echo $f `cat tmp.ff` >> descript.txt
         rm -f FILE_ID.DIZ tmp.ff
      fi
    done
    ====================end get_desc=======================


    ==============================================================
     Some Install Concerns for the SysOp Installing Linux
    ===============================================================
    The first concern is pretty simple.  When you log into your system it
    will be very tempting to login as root, or the superuser, because user
    root has no limitations, can run any program, read/write any file..
    and ...also can delete every single file on your system <g>. Issuing a
    command like rm -r from the / directory as user root will surely go
    through the entire directory tree and do just what you told it to do
    (rm -r deletes recursively... <ouch>. )

    Of course there will be times when you must log on as root to do
    things such as install your apache web server, configure your ppp
    connection, etc., but that is really the only time you should log in
    as root. Likewise, you should never log in as root in XWindows as user
    root, except as above.  XWindows can destroy your data if you are user
    root and are playing with commands.

    _Big_ Tip: Use the adduser command to create other users on your
    system which you can use on a daily basis. To add a user, as root,
    type:

      adduser username

    where username is the name you have selected, 8 characters or less.
    Linux will let you use longer names for the users, but will truncate
    them.  The adduser command adds the user to the passwd file in
    /etc/passwd, and unless you specify otherwise, creates a directory off
    /home which is that user's 'home' directory. These limited-access
    users can only harm the files they own in their home directory.  Next
    you assign that user a password with the passwd command by typing:

      passwd username

    The passwd command prompts you for this users' password, 8 characters
    or less since again it will be truncated if it's over 8 characters.
    The password you choose should be a combination of upper and lower
    case alpha characters and numbers.

    Tip: Try to make the password something that means something to you,
    then use the letters of the words to make up your password.  Here's an
    example of what I mean ...

    I love Chocolate cake I'll take two thanks = IlccIt2t

    The last section of this article is pretty important.  With the number
    of systems online 24/7, these issues cannot be ignored.  If you think
    your system is safe from those who would test and probe your system
    FIDONEWS 17-46               Page 23                   6 Nov 2000


    for ways of gaining illegal entry, think again.

    Tip: After installing linux, the very first thing you should do is
    pull up your favorite text editor, and edit the inetd.conf file which
    lives in /etc (/etc/inetd.conf). _Comment out_ every single line in
    that file except for the one that refers to ftp if you figure to use
    ftp. If you think this sounds drastic, well, it is. And it's
    necessary.  If you leave the file as is, you are leaving an incredible
    number of ports and services open to trouble-makers who will (most
    likely) be port-scanning your system over and over again looking for
    weak points. You probably won't need any of the services you are
    commenting out - and some of them, like rlogin, are incredibly famous
    for having holes where hackers can gain access to your system.

    Tip: Use ssh, (Secure Shell) instead of telnet. Comment telnet out
    from inetd.conf. If you think are going to need telnet so that you can
    telnet into your system remotely, DON'T.  Use Secure Shell instead. If
    Secure Shell isn't already on your system, go to http://rpmfind.net/
    and download and install it.

    Tip: If your distribution of linux installs wu-ftpd, install a
    different ftp daemon, such as Bero-ftpd, or Proftpd.  Why the switch?
    Well, Wu-ftpd has been known over the years to have holes where creeps
    can gain illegal access to your system.  Technically speaking these
    holes are plugged with new releases, but ... in general it is a good
    idea to install one of the other daemon's mentioned.

    Tip: All of the above is good, but don't rest easy yet.. Another thing
    you must do is contantly stay aware of upgrades to the software you
    use.  If, for example, a new version of bero-ftpd is released, install
    it.  Upgrades under linux are not always done to make the software
    prettier or sexy <g>.  The site that maintains the software you use
    will always post what type of upgrade the software is and whether it
    is a security upgrade.

                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~


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    =================================================================
                                NET HUMOR
    =================================================================

    ======================================================

                Smart NFL Quarterbacks
    Barry Switzer, clearly upset about the Dallas
    Cowboys' losing record, decides to find out from
    Steve Mariucci what his secret is. So Switzer
    travels up to a 49er practice and asks Mariucci,
    "Coach, how is it that your team is so good?
    What's your secret?"

    Mariucci responds by calling Steve Young over.
    "Steve, who's your father's brother's nephew?"
    Young answers, "Why coach, that's easy: it's me."
    Mariucci turns to Switzer and says, "That's the
    secret, Barry: a smart quarterback. You've got
    to have a smart quarterback."

    Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs,
    Switzer returns to Texas and the Cowboys workout.
    He promptly calls over Troy Aikman. "Aikman!
    Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
    Troy looks perplexed, thinks a minute, then asks,
    "Coach, can I get back to you on that?"
    Switzer, disgusted, says, "O.K."

    During practice, Aikman calls over Deion Sanders.
    "Deion, coach just asked me the weirdest question".
    Deion asked, "What was that?"
    "who's your father's brother's nephew?"
    Sanders replies, "Duh! That's easy. It's me!"
    After practice, Aikman catches up with Switzer.
    "Coach, I think I've got it. My father's
    brother's nephew is Deion Sanders."
    Switzer, angry, reprimands, "NO, NO, NO! You
    idiot! It's Steve Young!"

                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~

                             Hot Air
    A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.  He reduced altitude
    and spotted a woman below.  He descended a bit more and shouted,
    "Excuse me, can you help me?  I promised a friend an hour ago I would
    meet him, but I don't know where I am."

    The woman replied, "You are in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet
    above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees North latitude and
    between 79 and 80 degrees West longitude."

    "You must be a Republican," said the balloonist.

    "I am," said the woman, "but how did you know?"

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    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
    technically correct, but I still have no idea what to make of your
    information, = and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not
    been much help."

    The woman below responded, "You must be a Democrat."

    "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

    "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are
    going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
    air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you
    expect me to solve your problem.  The fact is you are in exactly the
    same position you were before we met, but now, somehow, it's my
    fault."
                       ~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~

                               Voice Mail
    We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of
    modern life.  But have you ever wondered what it would be like if God
    decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing this:

     Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the
    following options: Press 1 for Requests.  Press 2 for Thanksgiving.
    Press 3 for Complaints. Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.

     I am sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right
    now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in
    the order in which it was received, so please stay on the line.

     If you would like to speak to: God - press 1.  Jesus - press 2.  The
    Holy Spirit - press 3. If you would like to hear King David sing a
    Psalm while you are holding, please press 4. To find out if a loved
    one has been assigned to Heaven, press 5. Enter his or her Social
    Security number, then press the pound key. If you get a negative
    response, try area code 666.

     For reservations at My Father's House, please enter JOHN followed by
    3-16. For nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and
    where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.

     Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please
    hang up and try again tomorrow.

     This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
    Please pray again Monday after 9:30 a.m.

     If you need emergency assistance dial 1(900) GOD-WHYME (This is a
    toll call.)

    Note: This is only a spoof on Voice Mail operated companies, and has
    no religious connotation what-so-ever.

                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A Snicker From: donotreply <[email protected]>via Dave Cobel
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      George loves the race track. One day he was there betting on the
    ponies and nearly losing  his shirt when he noticed this priest who
    stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the
    horses lining up for the 4th race.  Lo and behold, this horse - a very
    long shot - won the race.  George was most interested to see what the
    priest did the next race.  Sure enough, he watched the priest step out
    onto the track as the 5th race horses lined up, and placed his
    blessing on the forehead of one of the horses. George made a beeline
    for the window and placed a small bet on the horse.  Again, even
    though another long shot, the horse the priest had blessed won the
    race.  George collected his winnings and anxiously waited to see which
    horse the priest bestowed his blessing on for the 6th race. The priest
    showed, blessed a horse, George  bet on it, and won! George was
    elated.  As the day went on, the priest continued blessing one of the
    horses, and it always came in first. George began to pull in some
    serious money, and by the last race, he knew his wildest dreams were
    going to come true.  He made a quick stop at the ATM and withdrew
    every penny he owned, and awaited the priest's blessing that would
    tell him which horse to place the bet on.  True to his pattern, the
    priest stepped out onto the track before the last race and blessed the
    forehead, eyes, ears and hooves of one of the horses. George placed
    his bet - every cent he owned and watched the horse come in dead last.
    George was dumbfounded. He made his way to the track, and when he
    found the priest, he demanded, "What happened, Father? All day you
    blessed horses and they won.  The last race, you bless a horse and he
    loses.  Now I've lost my life savings, thanks to you!!" The priest
    nodded wisely and said, "That's the problem with you Protestants ...
    you can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and the Last
    Rites!"



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    =================================================================
                          QUESTION OF THE WEEK
    =================================================================

    =======================================================
            Question, How does God communicate?
                       Brenda Sez...:)

    "The Lord has a way of revealing those of us who really know Him and
    those that don't!!   Think about it!"

     Al Gore gave a big speech this past week about how his
     faith is so "important" to him. In this attempt to convince the
     American people that we should consider him for President,
     he announced that his favorite Bible verse is John 16:3.

     Of course the speech writer meant John 3:16, but nobody in the
     Gore camp was familiar enough with scripture to catch the error.
     And do you know what John 16:3 says?

     John 16:3 says,"AND THEY WILL DO THIS BECAUSE THEY HAVE
     NOT KNOWN THE FATHER NOR ME."

     "The Holy Spirit works in strange ways and has a
     great sense of humor!!!"

    TNL Online! Web Hosting & Site Management. FrontPage extensions Email:
    [email protected]   -   WWW: http://www.tnl-online.com/ FTPHub -
    Echomail via the Internet  --  San Diego, CA USA My ICQ info:
    http://wwp.mirabilis.com/2652200.

                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                        Question by Joe Jared:

    What is the difference between a Dictatorship, and a poorly managed
    Democracy???
                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    =================================================================
                        FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING
    =================================================================

    ================================================= On Mon, 30 Oct 2000,
    Warren Bonner wrote:

    Hello Jim, Joe suggested that you have a software list for Fido
    readers who may want to become more active with their own BBS.

    I think it would be very valuable for you to make such software list
    available in a Section named "Fido Software List" by Jim Barchuck,
    along with instructions for novices on what it is, what it does, and
    how to install and test to get a BBS up and running...  What do you
    think?

    Ol'wdb
                     ~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~
    From: "jim barchuk" <[email protected]> To: "Warren Bonner"
    <[email protected]> Sent: Monday, October 30, 2000 3:24 PM Subject:
    Re: Fido Softeare list


    Hello Warren!

    Hibackatcha ol'pal,

    As far as 'tutorial', I am not the right person to write that. I only
    ever used one mailer, one bbs, and pretty much one of everything else.
    So that's all I know about, and even that is years out of familiarity.

    For software that I have web links to I assume that the site has some
    sort of support. Any software by name and version with a brief
    description of its abilities that may be used to develop more BBSes
    was my original con cern from emails asking me questions I don't know
    how to answer as Imail, RA and Elebbs & Binkd is all I have.

    If anyone suggests another 'useful site' about software, insallation,
    running, I can certainly add that link somewhere. Hey, good deal...

    Regarding 'list', I don't quite understand what you mean. I was
    thinking along the lines pf a master list of all that is availible
    with a description to include in the Snooze for many looking for such.

    If you mean a mailing list, that might be a good idea.  There was a
    onelist list that faded out of use. But if this is a
    software-support-specific list it might attract attention. Shareware
    or commercial, just to get the information out to would be newbbies
    and others that would be inspired to upgrade.

    If there are other fido related mailing lists out there I'd link to
    them. Perhaps this letter entered into the next issue will draw some
    links for you! <G>

    If you mean a kind of 'list of other interesting sites', there are
    already plenty of lists like that already out there. But a cool idea
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    might be a user-submitted links list, CGI driven. Take me a while to
    work that out but I'll think about it. It's a good database project
    and I need practice with that. Now that's a winning ticket!  Lets run
    this up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes.

    Have a :) day!

     jb You too Jim, you give a lot to Fido being the Webmaster, and html
    mailer. Don't know if anyone pauses to say Thank you, Jim, but I do!

    ol'wdb
                     ~~~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~~~


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    =================================================================
                           FIDONET BY INTERNET
    =================================================================

    ------------------------------------------------------
    *Fidonet-related sites

                      . -- -- -- -- --- -- -- -- -- .
                      |    FIDONET-RELATED SITES    |
                      ` -- -- -- -- --- -- -- -- -- '
                         Last update:  November 4, 2000

    FidoNet
    Homepage:     http://www.fidonet.org
    FidoNews:     http://www.fidonews.org   [HTML]
                  ftp://ftp.nwstar.com/fidonet/fidonews/
                  ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/fnews/
    Echolist:     http://www.baltimoremd.com/echolist/
    Echomail links: http://www.osirusoft.com/fidonet/fidoip.html
    SDS Files:    http://fidobbs.dk/download (Web Access to SDS)
    FTSC page:    http://www.ftsc.org/
    General:      http://www.writebynight.com/fidonet.html

    Zone 1:       http://www.z1.fidonet.org
      Region 10:  http://www.r10.org
                  http://www.psnw.com/~net205/region10.html
        Net 102   http://home.earthlink.net/~kayshapero/net102.htm
        Net 103:  http://www.webworldinc.com/club103/
        Net 203:  http://www.geocities.com/Area51/8687/net203index.html
      Region 11:  http://oeonline.com/~garyg/region11/
       Net 2410:  http://www.earforce.dyndns.org/net2410/
      Region 12:  http://sparkys.dyndns.org
      Region 13:  http://www.net264.org/r13.htm
        Net 264:  http://www.net264.org/
        Net 275:  http://www.homershut.net/~mahoover/net275/
      Region 14:  http://www.ouijabrd.com/region14
        Net 282:  http://www.rxn.com/~net282/
      Region 15:  <vacant>
      Region 16:  <vacant>
      Region 17:  http://www.nwstar.com/~region17/
        Net 140:  http://www.nwstar.com/~net140
      Region 18:  http://techshop.pdn.net/fido/

      Region 19:  http://bise.tzo.com/r19
        Net 124:  http://www.startext.net/np/net124
                  http://texoma.net/~flv
        Net 130:  http://www.startext.net/homes/net130
        Net 393:  http://www.chatter.com/~wb/

    Zone 2:       http://www.z2.fidonet.org
                  ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/zone2 (Z2 nodelists etc.)
      Region 20:  http://www.fidonet.pp.se (in Swedish)
      Region 23:  http://www.fido.dk (in Danish)

      Region 24:  http://www.swb.de/personal/flop/gatebau.html (German)
                  http://www.was-ist-fido.de/
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        Fido-IP:  http://home.nrh.de/fido/ (English/German)
      Region 25:  http://www.literary.freeserve.co.uk/net2502/
      Region 26:  http://www.nemesis.ie
         REC 26:  http://www.nrgsys.com/orb
      Region 27:  http://telematique.org/ft/r27.htm
      Region 29:  http://www.rtfm.be/fidonet/  (French)
                  http://Welcome.to/skynetbbs/
      Region 30:  http://www.fidonet.ch  (German)
    ? Region 33:  http://www.fidoitalia.net  (Italian)
      Region 34:  http://www.pobox.com/cnb/r34.htm  (Spanish)
          REC34:  http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/4552/
      Region 36:  http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/7207/
      Region 38:  http://public.st.carnet.hr/~blagi/bbs/adriam.html
      Region 41:  http://www.fidonet.gr (Greek/English)
      Region 42:  http://www.fido.cz
    !    Net422:  http://www.fido.sk (Slovak/English)
      Region 50:  http://www.fido7.com/  (Russian)
       Net 5010:  http://fido.tu-chel.ac.ru/  (Russian)
       Net 5015:  http://www.fido.nnov.ru/  (Russian)
       Net 5028:  http://5028.yaroslavl.ru/
       Net 5030:  http://kenga.ru/fido/  (Russian & English)
       Net 5049:  http://www.n5049.z2.fidonet.org  (English/Russian)
       Net 5074:  http://www.z2.n5074.fidonet.net
    ??  Net 5085:  http://www.fidonet.uz/ (Russian)

    Zone 3:       http://www.z3.fidonet.org

    Zone 4:
      Region 80:  http://fidobrasil.8m.com  (Portuguese)
      Region 90:
        Net 904:  http://members.tripod.com/~net904 (Spanish)

    Zone 5:       http://www.eastcape.co.za/fidonet/

    Zone 6:       http://www.z6.fidonet.org
      Region 65:  http://www.cfido.com/fidonet/cfidochina.html
                  (Chinese)


                         Fidonet Via Internet Hubs

    See also: http://www.osirusoft.com/fidoip.html

    a @ preceding an individual's name implies a virtual email
    address. The email is translated as follows
    [email protected] will automatically route to the
    appropriate individual's email.  Anyone in this list will
    also receive routed notice of this feature.  In my case, it
    would still be [email protected], but you get the idea.

    Also, as information is provided to me, I will be adding a
    latency field to each node, which is defined as the maximum
    time between when the message is received, and when it is
    sent on to other nodes, or available to be sent onward,
    defined in minutes. A latency of ! implies that there is an
    immediate response, and an attempt to deliver immediately
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    after processing, or a "MinuteMail System", as it were.

               v-email flag [email protected]
               | email address or
    Node#      | Operator          | Facilities (*) | Speed,| Basic Rate
               |                   |                |latency|
    -----------+-------------------+----------------+-------+------------
    Zone 1     |                   |                |       |
      10/3     | Brenda Donovan    | FTP,UUE,BinkP  | 384K,30| n/c
      10/345   @ Todd Cochrane     | FTP,BinkP,VMOT | T1,!  | n/c
      12/12    @ Ken Wilson        | FTP            | T1    | $24mo.
      13/25    @ Jim Balcom        | FTP            | 56k   | $20mo.
     103/5     @ Mark Luetger      | BinkP          | 384k,!| n/c
     103/153   @ Michael Box       | BinkP          | aDSL,!| n/c
     103/301   @ Joe Jared         | BinkP,FTP,NFS  | 384k,!| n/c
     103/401   @ Warren Bonner     | BinkP          | aDSL,!| n/c
     105/8     | Russ Johnson      | FTP,BinkP,VMoT | 384k  | n/c
     105/72    @ Larry James       | FTP, BinkP     | aDSL  | $50/yr
     106/1     @ Steve Loupe       | BinkP, FTP     | 128k  | ???
     106/6018  | Lawrence Garvin   | FTP, VMoT      | aDSL,60| n/c
     107/453   @ Jeffrey Estevez| FTP,BinkP,VMoT,UUE| 56k,60| $10 mo.
     140/1     @ Bob Seaborn       | FTP,BinkP      | T3,30 | $5/$16
     167/133   | Stephen Monteith  | BinkP          | 128k+ | n/c
     211/417   @ Korombos          | BinkP,UUE,FTP  | T1    | n/c
     218/109   @ Matt Munson       | BinkP,UUE      | 33.6k | n/c
     246/160   @ Mason Vye         | FTP, UUE       | 56K   | n/c
     249/116   | Carl Austin Bennett | FTP, UUE    |ADSL,60 | n/c
     280/169   | Brian Greenstreet | FTP            | 33.6  | $2mo.
     342/3     @ Richard Dodsworth | BinkP,FTP      | 128K+ | n/c
     395/670   | Arthur Stark      | BinkD,FTP      | 128k  | n/c
     379/1     @ Dale Ross         | FTP, BinkP,UUE | 256K+,! n/c
     396/1     @ John Souvestre    | FTP,VMoT       | T1,10 | $5/mo
     396/45    | Marc Lewis        | UUE            | 33.6  | $26/yr
    2604/104   @ Jim Mclaughlin    | FTP,VMoT,UUE   | 33.6  | $1mo
    2613/404   @ David Moufarrege  | BinkP,FTP,VMoT | 128k+,!| n/c
    2624/306   | David Calafrancesco  | VMoT        | 33.6  | n/c
    3613/2     @ [email protected] | UUE            | 28.8  | n/c
    3632/84    | Robert Todd    |FTP,VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 57.6k | n/c
    3639/93    @ Ross Cassell      | FTP, BinkP     |128K+,!| n/c
    3651/9     @ Jerry Gause       | FTP,VMoT       | 33.6  | $3/$6
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 2     |
      20/11    | Henrik Lindhe     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      31/1     | Gabriel Plutzar   | BinkP          | T1+   | n/c
     203/600   | Mikael Karlsson   | UUE            | 64k   | n/c
     221/360   @ Tommi Koivula     | BinkP,UUE      | ???   | n/c
     236/205   @ Michael Kaaber    | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     246/2098  | Volker Imre       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     280/1601  @ Jeroen VanDeLeur  | FTP,UUE        | 64k   | n/c
     292/620   | Eddy Missoul      | VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 64k   |N/C
     292/624   | Steven Leeman     | UUE          | 64k     | N/C
     292/907   | Bart Verhaeghe    | BinkP,VMoT,UUE | 64K   | n/c
     292/2003  | Eric Vaneberck    | BinkP          | 768k  | n/c
     301/1     | Peter Witschi     | BinkP          | 768k  | n/c
     332/807   | Roberto Mascolo   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     335/535   @ Mario Mure        | BinkP,VMot,UUE | 64k   | n/c
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     335/610   | Gino Lucrezi      | UUE            | 33.6  | n/c
     344/201   | Julio Garcia      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     346/3     @ Carlos Navarro    | UUE            | ???   | n/c
     382/100   | Sinisa Burina     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Ofir Michaeli &   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Marius Kaizerman  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     423/81    | Milos Bajer       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     464/4077  | Serguei Trouchelle| UUE            | 19.2  | n/c
     465/204   | Va Milushnikov    | BinkP          | 33.6k | n/c
     469/84    | Max Masyutin      | VMoT           | 256k  | n/c
     480/112   | Adam Sarapata| FTP, VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 128k  | n/c
    2411/413   @ Dennis Dittrich   | UUE,BinkP      | 64k   | n/c
    2446/301   @ Lothar Behet      | BinkP,VMoT,UUE,FTP | 64K   | n/c
    2474/275   | Christian Emig    | UUE            | 64k   | unkn
    5030/115   | Andrey Podkolzin  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5100/8     | Egons Bush        | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5020/1159  | Gennady Kudryashoff | UUE          | 33.6  | n/c
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 3
     633/260   @ Malcolm Miles     | FTP,BinkP      | 64K   | n/c
     640/954   | Rick Van Ruth     | FTP,VMot,UUE,BinkP| 56K| n/c
     774/605   @ Barry Blackford|BinkP,VMoT:10023,ifcico,FTP |33.6| n/c

    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 4
     905/100   | Fabian Gervan     | VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 128k  | n/c
     902/18    | Javier Tejedor    | UUE            | 33,6  | n/c

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