F I D O N E W S         Volume 17, Number 40             03 Oct 2000
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    |  The newsletter of the     |   ISSN 1198-4589 Published by:        |
    |    FidoNet community       |   "FidoNews"                          |
    |          _                 |   1-714-639-0377     1:1/23           |
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    |       |     | \   \\       |   Editor: Warren Bonner               |
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    |             (jm)           |   Newspapers should have no friends.  |
    |                            |                    -- JOSEPH PULITZER |
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                       Table of Contents
    1. EDITORIAL  ................................................  1
       From the Editor's Desk  ...................................  1
    2. ARTICLES  .................................................  2
       Makenews needs an enema  ..................................  2
       FTSC MEMBERS  .............................................  2
       Loss of Good Friends  .....................................  3
    3. COLUMNS  ..................................................  4
       Ol' WDB's Column  .........................................  4
    4. INTERNET INFO  ............................................  6
    FIDONEWS 17-40               Page 1                    2 Oct 2000


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                                EDITORIAL
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                             From the Editor's Desk
                               by Warren D. Bonner

    Today I start a new job.  A job that was very unexpectedly given to
    me, primarily because I was one of the columnist in FidoNews before
    the untimely passing of our dear friend and editor, Doug Myers.  Doug
    was a unique individual, driven to present  the "snooze" in a manner
    that all Fido sysops would find enlightening; well covered in depth,
    succinct, serious, and funny, as the subject demanded.  He never ran
    from the truth, rather grasped it as a spear  to defend any concept
    that was pertinent to the story line.   I was reminded that I don't
    have to fill Doug's shoes, as that would not be possible; but to
    pursue the truth with the same diligence that he did.  To that end I
    dedicate myself.

    The learning how to use the software that formats all articles for
    reproduction in so many different editors is a trip you don't want to
    take.  It is a cloister of batch  files that have not kept pace with
    technical advances in over a decade.   My programming abilities are
    less than adequate.  Therefore,  I have prevailed on Joe Jared to make
    the antiquated MakeNews software more friendly and hopefully more
    usable.  This brings me to mention also, that I have named him as
    co-moderator of FidoNews.

    Although my health  has been a possible detriment  to my being the
    editor, I am happy to report that all is much improved over a year
    ago.  In conclusion I ask your patience with two "shorties" in four
    days to get the "Snooze" back on track. Ol'wdb


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                                ARTICLES
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                            Makenews needs an enema
                            By Joe Jared, 1:103/301

    After a cursory analysis of the software used to produce fidonews, a
    few things become obvious.  First, it desperately needs to be
    replaced, and requires too much hand holding.  Secondly, and
    obviously, since it was originally written by System Enhancement
    associates (the authors of ARCA) , and since they were unwilling to
    adapt pkzip to the program, another individual patched the 1989
    executable to execute ZIP A instead of arca in order to use pkzip.
    That has been the extent of the development of makenews over the past
    11 years.  Given that this program was designed around the time that
    the SEA VS. PKWARE litigation was just finalizing the result is
    totally unsurprising.  From a purely software perspective, Makenews in
    its entirely will be replaced with something significantly more
    friendly over the next couple of weeks.  To everyone who has performed
    the task in the past decade, kudos.  Your task was difficult at best,
    and given the finicky nature of the software, you were the automation
    instead of the software.

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                                  FTSC MEMBERS
                               by David Hallford

     The Fidonet Technical Standards Committee Standing Members are
     elected bi-annually. Roughly 50% each year. Sometimes this seems like
     a magical process that Fidonet Nodes are left in the dark about.

     What do you do if you think a current member of the FTSC is the
     wrong (for any reason) person to be on the committee?

     Using me as an example: You think Dave Hallford is a power hungry
     [illegitimate child] who is using his position on the Committee to
     try and consolidate his position in Fidonet so he can eventually take
     over. You know he is up for re-election this year, but have no idea
     how to register your protest.

     From FTA-1001
     ===========
      Standing members may be nominated Fidonet-wide by all of the
      following methods:

      1. Any RC or REC.
      2. A nominating committee established for the purpose by the FTSC.
      3. A nominating committee established for the purpose by the ZCC.


      Standing members are appointed on the basis of a vote by all RCs and
      RECs who are nodelisted as holding those positions at the time the
      nominations are published. A successful candidate must receive
      approval by a majority of votes.
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    Currently the RC/REC method is used for nominations and elections. So
    if you think someone is not doing their job or is improperly using
    their position contact your RC or REC and let them discuss it with
    other RC's and REC's.

     After all - The FTSC is *your* committee.


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                              Loss of Good Friends
                        By Bobby Queen,[email protected]

    Well folks I hate to have to write an article like this for the snooze
    but I guess its necessary.  This year has been particularly hard for
    FidoNet.  First we lost quite a few with apparent y2k problems, then
    others started leaving due to lack of callers on their BBS's and then
    the big problem with us losing some good friends due to death. :(  I
    have lost 2 real good friends in a short period of time this year.
    Both Kent Anderson and Douglas Myers had become good friends in a
    short period.  Both had become regular email pals and I considered
    both of them good friends.  Unlike friends you can visit with and
    spend time with in person these friends are sometimes more important
    to those of us who are unable to work and spend most of our days
    working on our computers.  I have already missed their emails and
    their short notes full of wit and support.  Both of them are going to
    be missed in FidoNet and although some others may come along and take
    their place in the echos they can never take their place in our
    hearts.

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                                 COLUMNS
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    By Warren Bonner [email protected]

                         Famous Quotes

    Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning
    to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
     --Robin Williams

    Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I
    think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
     --Roseanne

    Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
    --Billy Crystal

    You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
    look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of
    that!" --Sean Connery

    According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
    undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
    women.  They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
    are just grateful. --Robert DeNiro

    I am not the boss of my house.  I don't know how I lost it.  I don't
    know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the
    boss's job and I don't want it. --Bill Cosby

    In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra.
    Is that really a problem in this country?  Men not paying enough
    attention to women's breasts? --Hugh Grant

    We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front
    lines.  They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill.  I think we
    can.  All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say,
    "You see the enemy over there?  They say you look fat in those
    uniforms." --Elayne Boosler

    There's a new medical crisis.  Doctors are reporting that many men are
    having allergic reactions to latex condoms.  They say they cause
    severe swelling.  So what's the problem? --Dustin Hoffman

    When the sun comes up, I have morals again. --Elizabeth Taylor

    There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
    there's a lot they don't know.  Women do.  Women want to learn. Men
    think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
    --Jerry Seinfield

    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
     --George Clooney

    FIDONEWS 17-40               Page 5                    2 Oct 2000


    Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
    like and just give her a house. --Rod Stewart

    The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable
    job.  But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it.  At
    the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. --Jeff Bridges

    See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
    enough blood to run one at a time. --Robin Williams


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                              INTERNET INFO
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                         Last update:  September 16, 2000

    FidoNet
    Homepage:     http://www.fidonet.org
    FidoNews:     http://www.fidonews.org   [HTML]
                  ftp://ftp.nwstar.com/fidonet/fidonews/
                  ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/fnews/
    Echolist:     http://www.baltimoremd.com/echolist/
    Echomail links: http://www.osirusoft.com/fidonet/fidoip.html
    SDS Files:    http://fidobbs.dk/download (Web Access to SDS)
    FTSC page:    http://www.ftsc.org/
    General:      http://www.writebynight.com/fidonet.html

    Zone 1:       http://www.z1.fidonet.org
      Region 10:  http://www.r10.org
                  http://www.psnw.com/~net205/region10.html
        Net 103:  http://www.webworldinc.com/club103/
        Net 203:  http://www.geocities.com/Area51/8687/net203index.html
      Region 11:  http://oeonline.com/~garyg/region11/
       Net 2410:  http://www.earforce.dyndns.org/net2410/
      Region 12:  http://sparkys.dyndns.org
      Region 13:  http://www.net264.org/r13.htm
        Net 264:  http://www.net264.org/
        Net 275:  http://www.homershut.net/~mahoover/net275/
      Region 14:  http://www.ouijabrd.com/region14
        Net 282:  http://www.rxn.com/~net282/
      Region 15:  <vacant>
      Region 16:  <vacant>
      Region 17:  http://www.nwstar.com/~region17/
        Net 140:  http://www.nwstar.com/~net140
      Region 18:  http://techshop.pdn.net/fido/

      Region 19:  http://bise.tzo.com/r19
        Net 124:  http://www.startext.net/np/net124
                  http://texoma.net/~flv
        Net 130:  http://www.startext.net/homes/net130
        Net 393:  http://www.chatter.com/~wb/

    Zone 2:       http://www.z2.fidonet.org
                  ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/zone2 (Z2 nodelists etc.)
      Region 20:  http://www.fidonet.pp.se (in Swedish)
      Region 23:  http://www.fido.dk (in Danish)

      Region 24:  http://www.swb.de/personal/flop/gatebau.html (German)
                  http://www.was-ist-fido.de/
        Fido-IP:  http://home.nrh.de/fido/ (English/German)
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      Region 25:  http://www.literary.freeserve.co.uk/net2502/
      Region 26:  http://www.nemesis.ie
         REC 26:  http://www.nrgsys.com/orb
      Region 27:  http://telematique.org/ft/r27.htm
      Region 29:  http://www.rtfm.be/fidonet/  (French)
                  http://Welcome.to/skynetbbs/
      Region 30:  http://www.fidonet.ch  (German)
    ? Region 33:  http://www.fidoitalia.net  (Italian)
      Region 34:  http://www.pobox.com/cnb/r34.htm  (Spanish)
          REC34:  http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/4552/
      Region 36:  http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/7207/
      Region 38:  http://public.st.carnet.hr/~blagi/bbs/adriam.html
      Region 41:  http://www.fidonet.gr (Greek/English)
      Region 42:  http://www.fido.cz
    !    Net422:  http://www.fido.sk (Slovak/English)
      Region 50:  http://www.fido7.com/  (Russian)
       Net 5010:  http://fido.tu-chel.ac.ru/  (Russian)
       Net 5015:  http://www.fido.nnov.ru/  (Russian)
       Net 5028:  http://5028.yaroslavl.ru/
       Net 5030:  http://kenga.ru/fido/  (Russian & English)
       Net 5049:  http://www.n5049.z2.fidonet.org  (English/Russian)
       Net 5074:  http://www.z2.n5074.fidonet.net
    ??  Net 5085:  http://www.fidonet.uz/ (Russian)

    Zone 3:       http://www.z3.fidonet.org

    Zone 4:
      Region 80:  http://fidobrasil.8m.com  (Portuguese)
      Region 90:
        Net 904:  http://members.tripod.com/~net904 (Spanish)

    Zone 5:       http://www.eastcape.co.za/fidonet/

    Zone 6:       http://www.z6.fidonet.org
      Region 65:  http://www.cfido.com/fidonet/cfidochina.html
                  (Chinese)


                         Fidonet Via Internet Hubs

    See also: http://www.osirusoft.com/fidoip.html

    a @ preceding an individual's name implies a virtual email
    address. The email is translated as follows
    [email protected] will automatically route to the
    appropriate individual's email.  Anyone in this list will
    also receive routed notice of this feature.  In my case, it
    would still be [email protected], but you get the idea.

    Also, as information is provided to me, I will be adding a
    latency field to each node, which is defined as the maximum
    time between when the message is received, and when it is
    sent on to other nodes, or available to be sent onward,
    defined in minutes. A latency of ! implies that there is an
    immediate response, and an attempt to deliver immediately
    after processing, or a "MinuteMail System", as it were.
    FIDONEWS 17-40               Page 8                    2 Oct 2000


               v-email flag [email protected]
               | email address or
    Node#      | Operator          | Facilities (*) | Speed,| Basic Rate
               |                   |                |latency|
    -----------+-------------------+----------------+-------+------------
    Zone 1     |                   |                |       |
      10/3     | Brenda Donovan    | FTP,UUE,BinkP  | 384K,30| n/c
      10/345   @ Todd Cochrane     | FTP,BinkP,VMOT | T1,!  | n/c
      12/12    @ Ken Wilson        | FTP            | T1    | $24mo.
      13/25    @ Jim Balcom        | FTP            | 56k   | $20mo.
     103/5     @ Mark Luetger      | BinkP          | 384k,!| n/c
     103/153   @ Michael Box       | BinkP          | aDSL,!| n/c
     103/301   @ Joe Jared         | BinkP,FTP,NFS  | 384k,!| n/c
     103/401   @ Warren Bonner     | BinkP          | aDSL,!| n/c
     105/8     | Russ Johnson      | FTP,BinkP,VMoT | 384k  | n/c
     105/72    @ Larry James       | FTP, BinkP     | aDSL  | $50/yr
     106/1     @ Steve Loupe       | BinkP, FTP     | 128k  | ???
     106/6018  | Lawrence Garvin   | FTP, VMoT      | aDSL,60| n/c
     107/453   @ Jeffrey Estevez| FTP,BinkP,VMoT,UUE| 56k,60| $10 mo.
     140/1     @ Bob Seaborn       | FTP,BinkP      | T3,30 | $5/$16
     167/133   | Stephen Monteith  | BinkP          | 128k+ | n/c
     211/417   @ Korombos          | BinkP,UUE,FTP  | T1    | n/c
     218/109   @ Matt Munson       | BinkP,UUE      | 33.6k | n/c
     244/2     | Kari Suomela   | FTP,VMoT,BinkP,UUE| T1,!  | $25.00/mo
     246/160   @ Mason Vye         | FTP, UUE       | 56K   | n/c
     280/169   | Brian Greenstreet | FTP            | 33.6  | $2mo.
     342/3     @ Richard Dodsworth | BinkP,FTP      | 128K+ | n/c
     395/670   | Arthur Stark      | BinkD,FTP      | 128k  | n/c
     379/1     @ Dale Ross         | FTP, BinkP,UUE | 256K+,! n/c
     396/1     @ John Souvestre    | FTP,VMoT       | T1,10 | $5/mo
     396/45    | Marc Lewis        | UUE            | 33.6  | $26/yr
    2604/104   @ Jim Mclaughlin    | FTP,VMoT,UUE   | 33.6  | $1mo
    2613/404   @ David Moufarrege  | BinkP,FTP,VMoT | 128k+,!| n/c
    2624/306   | David Calafrancesco  | VMoT        | 33.6  | n/c
    3613/2     @ [email protected] | UUE            | 28.8  | n/c
    3632/84    | Robert Todd    |FTP,VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 57.6k | n/c
    3639/93    @ Ross Cassell      | FTP, BinkP     |128K+,!| n/c
    3651/9     @ Jerry Gause       | FTP,VMoT       | 33.6  | $3/$6
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 2     |
      20/11    | Henrik Lindhe     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      31/1     | Gabriel Plutzar   | BinkP          | T1+   | n/c
     203/600   | Mikael Karlsson   | UUE            | 64k   | n/c
     221/360   @ Tommi Koivula     | BinkP,UUE      | ???   | n/c
     236/205   @ Michael Kaaber    | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     246/2098  | Volker Imre       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     280/1601  @ Jeroen VanDeLeur  | FTP,UUE        | 64k   | n/c
     292/620   | Eddy Missoul      | VMoT, UUE      | 64k   |N/C
     292/624   | Steven Leeman     | UUE          | 64k   | N/C
     292/2003  | Eric Vaneberck    | BinkP          | 768k  | n/c
     301/1     | Peter Witschi     | BinkP          | 768k  | n/c
     332/807   | Roberto Mascolo   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     335/535   @ Mario Mure        | BinkP,VMot,UUE | 64k   | n/c
     335/610   | Gino Lucrezi      | UUE            | 33.6  | n/c
     344/201   | Julio Garcia      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     346/3     @ Carlos Navarro    | UUE            | ???   | n/c
    FIDONEWS 17-40               Page 9                    2 Oct 2000


     382/100   | Sinisa Burina     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Ofir Michaeli &   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Marius Kaizerman  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     423/81    | Milos Bajer       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     464/4077  | Serguei Trouchelle| UUE            | 19.2  | n/c
     465/204   | Va Milushnikov    | BinkP          | 33.6k | n/c
     469/84    | Max Masyutin      | VMoT           | 256k  | n/c
     480/112   | Adam Sarapata| FTP, VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 128k  | n/c
    2411/413   @ Dennis Dittrich   | UUE,BinkP      | 64k   | n/c
    2446/301   @ Lothar Behet      | BinkP,VMoT,UUE,FTP | 64K   | n/c
    2474/275   | Christian Emig    | UUE            | 64k   | unkn
    5030/115   | Andrey Podkolzin  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5100/8     | Egons Bush        | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5020/1159  | Gennady Kudryashoff | UUE          | 33.6  | n/c
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    Zone 3
     633/260   @ Malcolm Miles     | FTP,BinkP      | 64K   | n/c
     640/954   | Rick Van Ruth     | FTP,VMot,UUE,BinkP| 56K| n/c
     774/605   @ Barry Blackford|BinkP,VMoT:10023,ifcico,FTP |33.6| n/c

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    Zone 4
     905/100   | Fabian Gervan     | VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 128k  | n/c
     902/18    | Javier Tejedor    | UUE            | 33,6  | n/c

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    * VMoT  = Virtual Mailer over Telnet (various)
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    * BinkP = front end mailer for TCPIP networks
    * NFS   = Linux Networking
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