F I D O N E W S         Volume 16, Number 48             29 Nov 1999
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                       Table of Contents
    1. ARTICLES  .................................................  1
       Keeping Echomail in perspective  ..........................  1
       Ukraine CoModerator disconnects Moderator  ................  2
    2. COLUMNS  ..................................................  4
       Fidonet-related sites  ....................................  4
       God's Work  ...............................................  7
       ECHO TALK - Fidonews is American-Oriented  ................  8
    3. NET HUMOR  ................................................ 10
       My Good Deed  ............................................. 10
       In Days of Old  ........................................... 10
    4. COMIX IN ASCII  ........................................... 12
       The Milky Way  ............................................ 12
    5. FIDONEWS INFORMATION  ..................................... 13
       Masthead  ................................................. 13
    FIDONEWS 16-48               Page 1                   29 Nov 1999


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                                ARTICLES
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    Keeping Echomail in perspective
    * By Joe Jared (1:103/301) [email protected]

    In order to understand the failure of echomail we must also
    look at the success of Usenet newsgroups.  Our audience of
    10 years ago has gone to newsgroups, and fidonet's survival
    is dependent on finding new ways of doing things.

    A few statistics about the delivery of echomail.  Between a
    few of the major distribution systems there are close to 800
    echoes, roughly speaking.  All totaled, about 3 megabytes of
    uncompressed mail flow through the backbone.  Of these
    echoes, close to 200 of these echoes have had zero traffic
    in the past 30 days, and some have had no traffic in months.
    In my own logs, the following are the top 10 areas:


                                   EchoMail Traffic
                                   ================
                           Period: 1999-10-26 to 1999-11-21

    AREA NAME                  TOTAL AVERAGE   TRAFFIC
    REC.ARTS.COMICS.STRIPS      1958      72     2.37% !
    POLITICS                    2162      80     2.62%
    REC.AQUARIA.MARINE.REEFS    2207      81     2.68% !
    HOLYSMOKE                   2339      86     2.84%
    REC.AUTOS.TECH              2779     102     3.37% !
    COMP.DCOM.XDSL              2922     108     3.54% !
    COMP.LANG.C                 3541     131     4.29% !
    REC.RADIO.CB                3919     145     4.75% !
    REC.MOTORCYCLES             5639     208     6.84% !
    REC.AUTOS.SPORT.NASCAR      6020     222     7.30% !

    Note that there is no central theme to the above list,
    except that political and religious discussions were the
    only things that were able to make it into the top 10 areas.
    Looking at my nightly logs from my own news server confirms
    that the top listed gated newsgroups are also reflected in
    the list. There is no bias, and occasional posts in
    1backbone also reflect this fact.

    Excluding newsgroups, for the usenet impaired, and simply
    going with echoes, the "winners" last month in volume
    were...


    Z1_BACKBONE                  585      21     0.71%
    WIN95                        642      23     0.78%
    ABORTION                     655      24     0.79%
    FILK                         821      30     1.00%
    MEMORIES                     825      30     1.00%
    Z1C                          853      31     1.03%
    FIDONEWS 16-48               Page 2                   29 Nov 1999


    ECHOLIST                     876      32     1.06%
    FN_SYSOP                     941      34     1.14%
    OS2                         1054      39     1.28%
    COOKING                     1250      46     1.52%
    LINUX                       1312      48     1.59%
    FUNNY                       1451      53     1.76%
    POLITICS                    2162      80     2.62%
    HOLYSMOKE                   2339      86     2.84%

    Given the above statistics, I personally am left to wonder
    what would happen if we collectively spent as much energy
    improving fidonet as we did fighting with each other.  If
    something isn't done to reduce or eliminate unnecessary
    control and bickering, we will likely become a network of
    administrators, with nothing to administer.  As we are now,
    we're truely unimportant in the big scheme of mail movers,
    excluding the fact that this is just a hobby.

    In our prime, it wasn't uncommon to see 10000+ messages per
    day. We've shrunk, and yet Usenet distribution has increased
    to well over 20GB/day and when including binaries, over
    60GB+/day.

    In one area, I see our network becoming more anarchistic
    each day, which contrary to the stigma of the word, is a
    good thing.  When people get truely sick of the bickering
    and groping for power, alternatives are available. The
    fidonet via internet list is primarily intended to provide
    these alternatives, and one I have found to work well for
    many. The war isn't over mind you, as suspicions of Jim
    Balcom's known Z1B bias becomes more visible.  What neither
    Jim, the NAB, nor the Z1B appear to realize is that none of
    them individually are all that important.  The ONLY
    important thing about echomail is that it gets distributed
    efficiently, and with few incidents.  The personalities
    behind the tossers don't mean squat to downlink systems,
    except when they find a message from one of the
    personalities.


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    FidoNews is supposed to be a newsletter of the whole Fido, but it
    looks like it's only American. So... Here's a short article on
    current evevts in 2:463.

    Comod Disconnects Mod For Unwarranted Moderation.

    Ruslan Kondratskiy, the comoderator of KIEV.TALKS, got his power
    together with another comod Al Yatsenko, and the moderator Juliy
    Chirkov  on June'99 election. In some months, Juliy Chirkov had to
    quit Fido and appointed Al Yatsenko a temporary moderator. Ruslan
    agreed with the fact of the appointment, but doubted Al's full
    power. Still the echo lived its life, Ruslan put moderatorials, Al
    just supervised a bit. But a lot of people started complaining on
    FIDONEWS 16-48               Page 3                   29 Nov 1999


    Ruslan's activity to NE463C, because Comod started punishing for
    "numerous crossposts" or "non-permitted forward". NE463C promised to
    start new elections. Meanwhile, Al, the officially appointed
    "temporary moderator", published a moderatorial letter, proclaiming
    amnesty for all, punished by Ruslan. Then the Comod... put
    moderatorial [!] (disconnection) to Al for "unwarranted moderation".
    The Mod answered by putting [!] to Ruslan. Echo couldn't stop
    laughing. The conflict was solved by Vadim Serkov, the NE463C, who
    took KIEV.TALKS under his personal control till the elections.

    Andrei Besedin with best wishes from Kiev, Ukraine.


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    FIDONEWS 16-48               Page 4                   29 Nov 1999


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                                 COLUMNS
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        Fido-IP:  http://home.nrh.de/fido/ (English/German)
      Region 25:  http://www.literary.freeserve.co.uk/net2502/
      Region 26:  http://www.nemesis.ie
         REC 26:  http://www.nrgsys.com/orb
      Region 27:  http://telematique.org/ft/r27.htm
      Region 29:  http://www.rtfm.be/fidonet/  (French)
      Region 30:  http://www.fidonet.ch  (German)
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                         Fidonet Via Internet Hubs

    a @ preceding an individual's name implies a virtual email
    address. The email is translated as follows
    [email protected] will automatically route to the
    appropriate individual's email.  Anyone in this list will
    also receive routed notice of this feature.  In my case, it
    would still be [email protected], but you get the idea.

               v-email flag [email protected]
               | email address or
    Node#      | Operator          | Facilities (*) | Speed | Basic Rate
    -----------+-------------------+----------------+-------+------------
    Zone 1     |                   |                |       |
      10/3     @ Brenda Donovan    | FTP,UUE,BinkP  | T1?   | $??/$10
      12/12    | Ken Wilson        | FTP            | T1    | $24mo.
      13/25    @ Jim Balcom        | FTP            | 56k   | $20mo.
     103/153   @ Michael Box       | BinkP          | aDSL  | n/c
     103/301   @ Joe Jared         | BinkP          | aDSL  | n/c
     103/328   @ Mark Luetger      | BinkP          | 384k  | n/c
     105/8     | Russ Johnson      | FTP,BinkP,VMoT | 384k  | n/c
     105/72    @ Larry James       | FTP            | aDSL  | $5/$15 mo.
     106/1     @ Matt Bedynek      | BinkP, FTP     | 128k  | $5 mo
     106/6018  | Lawrence Garvin   | FTP, VMoT      | aDSL  | n/c
     140/1     @ Bob Seaborn       | FTP            | T3    | $5/$16
     167/133   | Stephen Monteith  | BinkP          | 128k+ | n/c
     211/417   @ Korombos          | BinkD,UUE,FTP  | T1    | n/c
     246/160   @ Mason Vye         | FTP, UUE       | 56K   | n/c
     270/101   @ George Peace      | FTP            | 6mbps | $20mo.
     271/140   @ Tom Barstow       | UUE,FTP        | T1    | n/c
    FIDONEWS 16-48               Page 6                   29 Nov 1999


     280/169   | Brian Greenstreet | FTP            | 33.6  | $2mo.
     342/3     | Richard Dodsworth | BinkP,FTP      | 128K+ | n/c
     345/0     @ Todd Cochrane     | FTP            | T1    | n/c
     396/1     @ John Souvestre    | FTP,VMoT       | T1    | $10/mo
     396/45    | Marc Lewis        | UUE            | 33.6  | $26/yr
    2401/305   | Peter Rocca       | FTP,UUE        | T1    | unkn
    2424/101   | Kari Suomela   | FTP,VMoT,BinkP,UUE| T1    | n/c
    2604/104   | Jim Mclaughlin    | FTP,VMoT,UUE   | 33.6  | $1mo
    3613/2     @ [email protected] | UUE            | 28.8  | n/c
    2613/404   @ David Moufarrege  | BinkP,FTP,VMoT | 128k+ | n/c
    2624/306   @ D. Calafrancesco  | VMoT           | 33.6  | n/c
    3632/84    | Robert Todd    |FTP,VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 57.6k | n/c
    3639/93    @ Ross Cassell      | FTP, BinkP     | 128K+ | n/c
    3651/9     | Jerry Gause       | FTP,VMoT       | 33.6  | $3/$6
    3803/1     @ Ben Ritchey       | UUE            | 56k   | n/c
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 2     |
      20/11    | Henrik Lindhe     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      31/1     | Gabriel Plutzar   | BinkP          | T1+   | n/c
     203/600   | Mikael Karlsson   | UUE            | 64k   | n/c
     221/360   @ Tommi Koivula     | BinkP,UUE      | ???   | n/c
     236/205   @ Michael Kaaber    | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     246/2098  | Volker Imre       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     284/800   | Jeroen VanDeLeur  | FTP,UUE        | 64k   | n/c
     292/626   | Filip Ruymen      | Binkp, UUE     | 128K+ | n/c
     292/2003  | Eric Vaneberck    | BinkP          | 768k  | n/c

     301/1     | Peter Witschi     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     332/807   | Roberto Mascolo   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     335/535   @ Mario Mure        | BinkP,VMot,UUE | 64k   | n/c
     335/610   | Gino Lucrezi      | UUE            | 33.6  | n/c
     344/201   | Julio Garcia      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     346/3     @ Carlos Navarro    | UUE            | ???   | n/c
     382/100   | Sinisa Burina     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Marius Kaizerman  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Ofir Michaeli &   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     423/81    | Milos Bajer       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     464/4077  | Serguei Trouchelle| UUE            | 19.2  | n/c
     465/204   | Va Milushnikov    | BinkP          | 33.6k | n/c
     469/84    | Max Masyutin      | VMoT           | 256k  | n/c
     480/112   | Adam Sarapata| FTP, VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 128k  | n/c
    2411/413   @ Dennis Dittrich   | UUE,BinkP      | 64k   | n/c
    2446/301   | Lothar Behet | BinkP,VMoT,UUE,FTP  | 64K   | n/c
    2474/275   | Christian Emig    | UUE            | 64k   | unkn
    5030/115   | Andrey Podkolzin  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5100/8     | Egons Bush        | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5020/1159  | Gennady Kudryashoff | UUE          | 33.6  | n/c
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 3
     633/260   @ Malcolm Miles     | FTP,BinkP      | 64K   | n/c
     640/954   | Rick Van Ruth     | FTP,VMot,UUE,BinkP| 56K| n/c
     774/605   @ Barry Blackford|BinkP,VMoT:10023,ifcico,FTP |33.6| n/c

    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 4
     905/100   | Fabian Gervan     | VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 128k  | n/c
    FIDONEWS 16-48               Page 7                   29 Nov 1999


     902/18    | Javier Tejedor    | UUE            | 33,6  | n/c

    --
    * FTP   = Internet File Transfer Protocol
    * VMoT  = Virtual Mailer over Telnet (various)
    * UUE   = uuencode<->email type transfers
    * BinkP = front end mailer for TCPIP networks

    ----------------------------------------------
    Fidonet oriented news servers

    news.osirusoft.com  (US west coast)
    ? agnese.fidoitalia.net (Italy)
    news.tardis.net

    Fidonet oriented chat rooms.

    room #fidonet  5PM (PDT 11AM GMT) Sundays
    irc.isonline.com
    irc.killaz-r-us.com
    irc.korombos.org


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    Please send updates, corrections and suggestions to
    Joe Jared, 1:103/301, [email protected], and
    complaints to [email protected] .


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                 God's Work

    In the beginning there was Aristotle,
    And objects at rest tended to remain at rest,
    And objects in motion tended to come to rest,
    And God saw that is was boring.
    Then God created Newton,
    And objects at rest tended to remain at rest,
    And objects in motion tended to remain in motion,
    And energy was conserved, and momentum was conserved,
         and matter was conserved,
    And God saw that is was conservative.

    Then God created Einstein,
    And everything was relative,
    And fast things became short,
    And straight things became curved,
    And the universe was filled with inertial frames,
    And God saw that it was relatively general,

         but some saw it as especially relative.

    ---------------------------------------unknown

    FIDONEWS 16-48               Page 8                   29 Nov 1999


    Then God created Fidonet,
    And there was the principle,
    And the principle was Policy 4.07,
    And all things were quantified,
    But some things were still relative,
    And God saw that it was confusing.

    Then God created an Election Guide,
    As an election would/should unify,
    And he would have peace in theory,
    And all would be as one, rosy and merry.
    But it was the seventh day and God rested!

    Meanwhile the old Elflords did their work,
    Screaming Pee Four forever more,

         We will reign no matter the pain,
         The nominations , the seconds, the acceptances...
         Don't really mean a damn thing,
         not until Old policy 4.07 is finally slain!!!

    Ol'wdb extension on God's Work, author unknown


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                       Fidonews is American-Oriented

    This week's Echo Talk column is drawn from FIDONEWS, the echo to
    talk about this newsletter.  The author, Jodi Crisp, wasn't the
    first one to comment on the subject (as can be seen from the quotes
    she included), but her message drew the most response... including
    one from Andrei Besedin who's article appears in this issue.

    ---------------
     My sweetest friend,

    17 Nov 99 14:14, Matt Bedynek wrote to Malcolm Miles:

     MM>> And anyone outside Zone 1 found it utterly boring.

     MB> Not that I care for political stuff, but how come other zones
     MB> don't submit articles of any type?  I would actually like to know
     MB> whats going on in other zones (not polically), but general stuff.

    I have found that Fidonews does seem to be very America -oriented. I
    found it interesting to read about a bit of the political stuff, but
    after a while it did go on a bit- i mean, maybe it's interesting to
    who it is relevant to, but it would be nice to see articles from
    other countries sometimes at least.
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      Love and other grievous bodily harm, jodiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    -!- FMail 1.22
     ! Origin: [email protected] (2:440/226.6)
    ---------------

    Though Fidonews isn't intended to be Zone 1 oriented, I've got to
    admit that this is the result.  I can think of several reasons for
    this:  Fidonews was started here at a time when the other zones
    didn't exist; not all countries speak English as a first language...
    But there's one premptive reason for the Zone 1 orientation - there
    just aren't too many contributions to the Snooze from other zones.
    Even when Henk Wolsink published from Zone 6, I was often the sole
    contributor... and I just don't have the sophistication to supply an
    international orientation.  I've never lived outside the states of
    Pennsylvania and New Jersey in the Eastern United States.

    But then, my own lack of international orientation is easily
    overcome... all it takes is input from sysops in other zones.  As a
    matter of fact, I've tried soliciting from other zones, but without
    much success.  I kinda hope Jodi takes up the invitation expressed
    in the FIDONEWS echo to write some articles herself.  I have a
    feeling her "Love and other grievous bodily harm" is a more powerful
    incentive than any *I* could offer :)


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                                My Good Deed
                             Thanks to Roy Reed
                              [email protected]

      A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St.
      Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is
      written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book,
      furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see your name
      written in the Book."

      "How current is your copy?" he asks.

      "I get a download every ten minutes." St. Peter replies, "Why do
      you ask?"

      "I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type.
      It was not until my death was imminent that I cried out to God,
      so my name probably hasn't arrived to your copy yet."

      "I'm glad to hear that, "Pete says, "but while we're waiting for
      the update to come through, can you tell me about a really good
      deed that you did in your life?"

      The guys thinks for a moment and says, "Hmmm, well there was this
      one time when I was driving down a road and I saw a group of
      biker gang members harassing this poor girl.  I slowed down, and
      sure enough, there they were, about 20 of them harassing this
      poor woman.  Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron
      out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang. He was
      a huge guy; 6-foot-4, 260 pounds, with a studded leather jacket
      and a chain running from his nose to his ears.  As I walked up to
      the leader, the bikers formed a circle around me and told me to
      get lost or I'd be next."

      "So I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and smashed him
      over the head with the tire iron.  Then I turned around and
      yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor innocent girl alone!
      You're all a bunch of SICK, deranged animals! Go home before I
      really teach you a lesson in PAIN!'"

      St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow!  When did this happen"

      "About three minutes ago."


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                             In Days of Old...
                             Thanks to Ol'WDB

    King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was
    showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except it
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    had a rather large hole in the most obvious place.

    "Why this is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Just look at
    this opening.  How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?"

    "Ah, sire, just observe," said Merlin.

    He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to
    discard anyway. He inserted it in the gaping aperture of the
    chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut
    it neatly in two.

    "Merlin, you are a genius!" exclaimed the grateful monarch. "Now I
    can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected." After putting
    Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest.

    Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he
    assembled all of his knights in the courtyard and had them drop
    their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection.  Sure enough,
    each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some
    way. All of them, except Sir Galahad.

    "Sir Galahad," exclaimed King Arthur."My one and only true knight.
    Only  you among all the nobles have been  true to me. What is it in
    my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!"

    But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.

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