F I D O N E W S         Volume 16, Number 47             22 Nov 1999
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                       Table of Contents
    1. EDITORIAL  ................................................  1
       When Practice becomes Policy  .............................  1
    2. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR  ....................................  2
       Region 13 Election Schedule  ..............................  2
       Quite the Election - Darrell Salter  ......................  3
    3. COLUMNS  ..................................................  5
       Ol'WDB: Engineering and Humor  ............................  5
       Fidonet-related sites  ....................................  6
    4. NET HUMOR  ................................................ 10
       Ice Cream for the Soul  ................................... 10
       Politically Astute  ....................................... 10
    5. COMIX IN ASCII  ........................................... 12
       Echcowmail - Fido's Backbone  ............................. 12
    6. FIDONEWS INFORMATION  ..................................... 13
       Masthead  ................................................. 13
    FIDONEWS 16-47               Page 1                   22 Nov 1999


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                                EDITORIAL
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                        When Practice becomes Policy
                                 Doug Myers

    Elections are in the news this week.  News on the Region 12 Election
    winds down with a poignant wish by Darrell Salter, the newly elected
    Regional Coordinator there.  The election in Region 13 kicks off
    with the posting of an election schedule by David Califranceso, the
    newly elected Election Coordinator there.  The R13 election was
    actually scheduled earlier this year, and nominations made, but the
    region decided to defer the election until after the Z1C election
    since David Moufarrege was a prime candidate in both elections.

    In the Region 13 Sysop echo, there's an interesting thread between
    Carol Shenkenberger (Acting RC13) and Bob Morasvik (noted Fidonet
    "Bad Boy").  Carol refers to the Region 13 Election Guidelines as a
    regional policy, and Bob takes exception to the term "policy" in
    this context.  Bob maintains that a policy, such as Fidonet Policy
    4.07, is something enforceable; something which the sysops cannot
    simply ignore.  He further maintains that no RC election policy is
    possible under P 4.07 because the position of RC is specifically
    spelled out as an appointment by the Zone Coordinator.  Under P
    4.97, the Zone Coordinator could simply ignore the vote within a
    region and appoint whomever he pleases.

    Carol points out that Bob's criteria of unenforceability is unlikely
    to have practical impact because David Moufarrege is a known
    proponent of elections in Fidonet, and is unlikely to reject an
    elected candidate.  It doesn't matter, argues Bob.  The fact that
    the "local" policy cannot bind the ZC invalidates it as a policy.
    Elections throughout Fidonet are little more than straw polls, and
    the "policies" defining them are little more than wish lists.

    As a tribute to his debating skills, Bob has a point.  But I wonder
    if, in making it he hasn't sealed the fate of all policy.  Could the
    ZC refuse an elected candidate from a region where elections have
    become a tradition?  Certainly printed policy says he can do this,
    but could he actually do this in practice?  Would the reaction of
    the sysops in Fidonet be sufficiently strong to enforce the
    application of tradition?  Could a ZC effectively withstand such a
    reaction?  If not, then the written policy becomes unenforceable, and
    by Bob's definition, P 4.07 ceases to exist as policy.  It may be
    that we're already at this point since David actively supports
    elections and will not (in my opinion) reject the outcome of an
    election.

    At what point does practice become policy?  At what point does
    written policy become invalid, and cease to exist as policy?


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    FIDONEWS 16-47               Page 2                   22 Nov 1999


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                          LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
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                        Region 13 Election Schedule
                            David Calafrancesco
                          R13 Election Coordinator
                        1:2624/306, [email protected]

    ---------- extracted from email ----------

    * Forwarded (from: R13SYSOP) by David Calafrancesco
    * Originally from David Calafrancesco (1:2624/306) to all.
    * Original dated: Nov 17 '99, 00:00

    As per the current R13 election guidelines (or as close as we will
    be able to achieve in the spirit of the document given some
    technical problems like different echo names and missed dates etc),
    I would like to announce the start of our selection process to
    determine the next Regional Coordinator for Region 13.

    The schedule below has been modified from the absolute dates listed
    in the original document.

          1. Announcement of the election: -- November 18th through
             November 28th

          2. Declarations of Candidacy: November 29th through December
             12th
             b. Two weeks are allowed for such declarations

          3. Questions to the Candidates: December 13th through January
             9th
             d. Three weeks are allowed for questions and answers

          4. Vote: January 10th through January 19th
             One week is allowed for all members of the region to vote

    The beginning dates are not absolute, however the ending dates are
    firm unless we have some catastrophic network failure (like a two
    week ice storm or something). This means that if someone wishes to
    jump the gun on a nomination it will be OK. Same for questions to
    the candidates or votes. Candidates may decline to respond to
    questions until the question phase starts but are free to respond
    early if they desire.

    I have extended dates around the holidays to accomodate people's
    travel plans etc. There was no way to have the election end before
    the holidays so I set the dates to have things end well after New
    Years. We certainly don't need to have major chaos in the nodelist
    during the Y2K transition so having the election ending mid January
    is preferred. I also expect a one or two week transition period
    after the final results are posted. Note that the ending date for
    this term for the RC should stay on the October schedule (October
    2001).

    FIDONEWS 16-47               Page 3                   22 Nov 1999


    For the duration of this election, the valid echos for
    announcements, nominations, questions etc... will be R13SYSOP and
    R13_ELECTION. Announcements will be made in both, discussion can
    take place in either. Candidates are instructed to monitor both
    echos equally and to cross post any platforms or other mass
    announcements into R13SYSOP.

    Votes will be accepted by almost any method that will get them to
    me. I plan to use a vote counting robot that will have a flexible
    format for sending in the votes. Netmail (routed or otherwise) or
    internet email will both have the same result as they end up in the
    exact same *.msg netmail folder. Votes will be the usual format,
    identify yourself (name and nodenumber), who you are voting for, and
    a keyword. The results will be tallied and reported by use of the
    keyword so choose something that will likely be unique. The
    relationship between you and your keyword is as private as you wish
    to make it. A list of nodes that have voted will also be published
    allowing people to track who is or is not voting.

    The robot will hopefully be instructed to post nightly lists of the
    nodes that have voted so everyone can check to ensure that their
    vote has been counted.

    The robot also has an interesting feature in that it allows a voter
    to change their mind. Only the last vote received for any node is
    accepted. It also has the ability to deal with slight mispellings of
    a candidates name.

    Should anyone have any questions, I can be reached at any of the
    following methods:

    1:2624/306 (preferred) or any of my other AKAs including the 1:13/2
    that should be in the nodelist next week. All correspondance can
    also be sent via email to [email protected]

    Dave Calafrancesco, Team OS/2, Region 13 Election
    coordinator/moderator. [email protected]

    ---------- extracted from email ----------

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                             Quite the Election
                            Darrell Salter, R12C
                                   1:12/0


    ---------- Echomail extracted from FIDONEWS echo ----------

    Nice 'snooze'.

    Yeah, it was quite the election, and one that I thought would never
    end. Anyone that has followed Region 12 elections in the past
    usually finds them quite entertaining, but this one was really
    different. For me, this was the second time I had thrown my hat in
    the ring, while I believe it was Steve's first. Steve and I ran
    FIDONEWS 16-47               Page 4                   22 Nov 1999


    good, clean campaigns. No backbiting, slander, namecalling, and no
    real campaigning. It seems we were both content to just let the
    chips fall where they may. Steve would have made a fine R12C, and I
    hope he'll be around for the next one. My "win" was dubious at best,
    and Steve suffered being screwed over twice actually, once by Shawn,
    and finally by Mike. Immediately following Mike's declaration of me
    a the new R12C, I asked the Region if they wanted to do it again to
    get it right, but the general concensus was, nah, let it be, carry
    on. Even Steve didn't want to contest it, although he certainly had
    every right to. He was a class-act all the way, and my hat goes off
    to him.

    So here I sit, learning a new job, and hoping things get back to
    normal (whatever that is).  :-)

    Regards,
    Darrell

    ---------- Echomail extracted from FIDONEWS echo ----------

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    FIDONEWS 16-47               Page 5                   22 Nov 1999


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                                 COLUMNS
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                           Engineering and Humor
                                 by Ol'WDB

    Creative engineers are using an old tool in a new way to reengineer
    the organizational functions and father development of old Entities.
    I think Fidonet falls into that category as technology is fast
    eliminating the need for it, and the usefulness of Fido to the
    masses is declining.

    Development and implementation of a new framework is necessary for
    Fido to survive in the next millennium.  So let us look at the new
    innovative possibilities to resurrect and reconstruct a great hobby
    that served a great public need the past decade or so.

    My limited engineering knowledge was in the Video and Sound fields,
    a very narrow area in the total engineering spectrum.  All
    engineering fields are built upon a frame work of knowledge about
    the behavior of materials of every known medium and application.
    Organizations large and small depend on team work to accomplish the
    development of the product, the marketing and sales of their
    efforts.

    Ladies and gentlemen, Fidonet is no different then Mother Bell or
    her big sister AT&T.  In fact, all three have a lot in common,
    (chuckle) and there in lies the basic frame work needed for a happy
    successful use of a hobby to enhance our enjoyment of life and help
    the whole world.

    One of the many tools used in engineering is the languages of the
    entire world to one degree or another as applicable to the location
    and project.  Language in the form of text is the primary tool of
    Fidonet.  It can be used in many ways and is quite flexible in most
    general applications. It conveys powerful images, sounds and
    feelings.  Those who are real engineers in the use of it are
    Journalists by degree, and those of us that try to utilize it are
    not always successful.

    Now to the question: Why, as it relates to Fidonet's troubles?

    To find the answer to that question, a team of engineers would be
    assigned specific fields according to talent and degree, to
    assimilate every word, dotting all "i's" and crossing all "t's" in
    both cases, applying all known rules of the languages that make up
    the network of Fido.

    Then they would run the result through their individual programs and
    post their findings on the units "scratch board" for final
    collective analyses.  Then all of the individual papers would be
    developed and the resulting algorithm <+AP4-h+SS-T/pB2 > was
    compiled , the answer was determined in these words in succession of
    degree:

    FIDONEWS 16-47               Page 6                   22 Nov 1999


    +Antiquated P4, -humorB2, +Sh*t stirrers, -Truth, / Procrastination
    is the answer.

    To effect an increase in teamwork, empower each sysop/node with a
    positive sense of humor, a warm body vote in all elections,
    dramatically increasing their creative abilities to recruit others;
    and by the disposition of the negative procrastination propensities.

    In a friendlier Fido, all fights would be avoided voluntarily,
    leaders would be anxious to extend a helping hand to beginners again
    without making the puppies feel like ignorant idiots. That was the
    way Fido grew and the only way it will grow again.


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        Fido-IP:  http://home.nrh.de/fido/ (English/German)
      Region 25:  http://www.literary.freeserve.co.uk/net2502/
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      10/3     @ Brenda Donovan    | FTP,UUE,BinkP  | T1?   | $??/$10
      12/12    | Ken Wilson        | FTP            | T1    | $24mo.
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    FIDONEWS 16-47               Page 8                   22 Nov 1999


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     332/807   | Roberto Mascolo   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     335/535   @ Mario Mure        | BinkP,VMot,UUE | 64k   | n/c
     335/610   | Gino Lucrezi      | UUE            | 33.6  | n/c
     344/201   | Julio Garcia      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     346/3     @ Carlos Navarro    | UUE            | ???   | n/c
     382/100   | Sinisa Burina     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Marius Kaizerman  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Ofir Michaeli &   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     423/81    | Milos Bajer       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     464/4077  | Serguei Trouchelle| UUE            | 19.2  | n/c
     465/204   | Va Milushnikov    | BinkP          | 33.6k | n/c
     469/84    | Max Masyutin      | VMoT           | 256k  | n/c
     480/112   | Adam Sarapata| FTP, VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 128k  | n/c
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    2446/301   | Lothar Behet | BinkP,VMoT,UUE,FTP  | 64K   | n/c
    2474/275   | Christian Emig    | UUE            | 64k   | unkn
    5030/115   | Andrey Podkolzin  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
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    5100/8     | Egons Bush        | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5020/1159  | Gennady Kudryashoff | UUE          | 33.6  | n/c
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     633/260   @ Malcolm Miles     | FTP,BinkP      | 64K   | n/c
     640/954   | Rick Van Ruth     | FTP,VMot,UUE,BinkP| 56K| n/c
     774/605   @ Barry Blackford|BinkP,VMoT:10023,ifcico,FTP |33.6| n/c

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    Zone 4
     905/100   | Fabian Gervan     | VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 128k  | n/c
     902/18    | Javier Tejedor    | UUE            | 33,6  | n/c

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                           Ice Cream for the Soul
                              Thanks to Ol'WDB

    Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year old son
    asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads, he said, "God is
    great, God is good. Thank you for the food and I would even thank
    you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty and
    justice for all! Amen."

    Along with laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman
    remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't
    even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream!  Why, I never!"

    Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it
    wrong?  Is God mad at me?" As I held him and assured him that he had
    done a terrific job and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly
    gentleman approached the table.

    He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know that God thought
    that was a great prayer."

    "Really?" my son asked.

    "Cross my heart."

    Then, in a theatrical whisper, the gentleman added (indicating the
    woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never
    asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul
    sometimes."

    Naturally, I bought my kids ice cream at the end of the meal. My son
    stared at his for a moment and then did something I will remember
    the rest of my life.

    He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed
    it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this
    is for you. Ice cream is good for the soul sometimes, and my soul
    is already good."

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                             Politically Astute
                             Thanks to Roy Reed
                              [email protected]


    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What's politics?" Dad says,
    "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of
    the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the
    administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.  We're
    here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The
    nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. Now your baby brother,
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    we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that
    makes sense."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
    check on him.  He finds that the baby has severely soiled his
    diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his
    mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's
    room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his
    father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The
    next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
    understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son,
    tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

    The little boy replies,  "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the
    Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being
    ignored and the Future is in deep shit."


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