F I D O N E W S         Volume 16, Number 46             15 Nov 1999
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                       Table of Contents
    1. HEADLINES  ................................................  1
       Big Edition  ..............................................  1
    2. EDITORIAL  ................................................  2
       Cow in Berlin  ............................................  2
    3. GUEST EDITORIAL  ..........................................  3
       News from the Black Helicopter  ...........................  3
    4. ARTICLES  .................................................  6
       Mother Of All Elections  ..................................  6
       HMS PeenaFour  ............................................ 11
       Spooky Anagrams  .......................................... 12
       ITU-T Standards/Recommendations  .......................... 13
       NAB Echo Changes [Sept-Oct]  .............................. 19
       Z1B Echo Changes [Sept-Oct]  .............................. 20
    5. COLUMNS  .................................................. 22
       Fidonet-related sites  .................................... 22
       Ol'WDB: Hug-O-War  ........................................ 25
    6. NET HUMOR  ................................................ 27
       The Grand Emir Is Thirsty  ................................ 27
       Poetry Contest  ........................................... 27
    7. FIDONEWS INFORMATION  ..................................... 29
       Masthead  ................................................. 29
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                                HEADLINES
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                                Big Edition

    Many thanks to all the contributors for this edition of Fidonews.
    To tell the truth, I'm overwhelmed:  it appears that the members of
    Fidonet are starting to assert their ownership of their weekly
    newsletter, a process I can only encourage.

    I'm not exactly sure why this particular edition is just about
    double the size of a regular edition.  I'd like to think that I
    begged enough people for contributions that I achieved some kind of
    critical mass.  But, to be honest, I don't think it had that much to
    do with my personal efforts.

    My theory is that it's had more to do with the performance of the
    small, but growing, Fidonews staff.  Though there are only a few
    names listed in the masthead, these individuals have polished their
    sections into immaculate form.  I think readers noticed the
    difference in the quality of Fidonews, and that fact is responsible
    for the surge of interest this week.

    Of course, everyone might have found themselves with free time this
    week...


                                Echo Posting

    Those of you who carry the FIDONEWS echo are invited to look at this
    week's posting of the newsletter with a critical eye.  I've revised
    the batch files here which split the newsletter and autopost it.
    Now the split is every five pages with the break at the printer page
    break rather than by line count.  The form feed characters have been
    stripped to prevent interaction with some BBS readers.  Hopefully,
    the appearance and ease of online viewing is improved.  I'd like
    your feedback and suggestions on this, however.


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                                EDITORIAL
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                     (oo)                                   (oo)
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       Cow in Berlin before...             ...and after 9-Nov-1989


    It would seem that the Fall of the Wall should be celebrated by more
    than the ASCII cows on this, the tenth anniversary of the event.
    Yet it's largely gone unnoticed, getting only brief mention on talk
    radio and little or no attention by the press.

    It was probably the most unexpected event of my life.  The Wall in
    Berlin had stood ever since I could remember, and I never imagined
    that it would someday come down.  Though the nuclear danger was
    stressed in talk about monolithic Communism when I was younger, the
    more powerful symbol of human oppression was the Wall.  Destroying
    the world fifty times over was, possibly, too terrible to be
    believable... but a place where people were brutally shot down time
    after time brought home the value of freedom.

    Perhaps the lack of celebration today is because the rest of the
    world was wiser than I, and realized that all oppression would
    ultimately fail.  But I didn't know that nor even have hopes of
    it... until the Wall came down.

    Even Fido politics pales in comparison...

                                            Doug Myers

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                             GUEST EDITORIAL
    =================================================================

                   News from the Black Helicopter
                   Ruth Argust <[email protected]>

             Although I wrote it, I could not have done
             without the help of many in the S-b echo with
             a very special thanks to Steve Asher of Zone
             3 for his invaluable co-conspirator input :)


    Let's clear up a misconception here. I am fully convinced that Thom
    LaCosta is a real person. There are several reasons behind this
    which I am not going to publicly disclose at this time.

    Yes, the BBS list said that real names must be used but that is not
    always the case as we know.

    It is my opinion that Tom Knowles is the alias or handle that
    LaCosta uses and has used for several years. This is probably why
    some searches for the name Tom Knowles turned up empty. However,
    even =if= Tom Knowles is a co-sysop, his grabbing the echoes, in my
    opinion, is proof that the ELIST has been compromised by the ELIST
    keeper since the co-sysop will have more access than the average
    user of the system. Additionally, there has never been any reports
    previously of a co-ELIST keeper and if Tom Knowles is the co-sysop,
    that is precisely what we have. But see more on that below.

    However, I strongly doubt that Tom Knowles exists other than as an
    alias for LaCosta.

    Have you all noticed how conveniently Tom Knowles has been elevated
    from a simple user on LaCosta's system (with no knowledge on how to
    operate the system to even quote a message by his OWN admission) to
    having had co-sysop status for the last several years? This happened
    ONLY after the information contained in the USBBS List was made
    public. LaCosta had AMPLE time in advance to say that Knowles was a
    co-sysop on the system and never did so. In fact, if you all recall,
    the first post made by Knowles anywhere was in the Moderator echo
    and it was not even from LaCosta's BBS. Additionally, LaCosta said
    something very different indeed (below).

    This all shows that LaCosta has been hiding something and possibly
    continues to do so.

    Now, let's do a bit of echo digging on the subject of Tom Knowles
    which is from Thom LaCosta's own post which clearly states that Tom
    was never a user of the BBS until recently:

    ============================================
    Area : MODERATOR
    Date : Sun Aug 22, 14:10
    >From : Thom LaCosta                                   1:1/21
    To   : Bob Kohl
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    Subj : Echolist reply
    --------------------------------------------
    @MSGID: 1:1/21.0 7c03e2a0
    @PID: timEd 1.10+
    @TID: GE 1.11+
    @CHRS: IBMPC 2
    Bob Kohl wrote in a message to Thom LaCosta:

     BK> You know Thom, I do find it interesting that you've got someone
     BK> working off your board to grab the expired echoes... right after
     BK> you purge them. ;)

    Well, it would seem that the person first logged into a system that
    wasn't mine...I think if you look at the posts, you'll see that he
    logged on from another system in net261...it's the one that belongs
    to the NEC and is also available via telnet.

    All of the update messages from the user were submitted from an
    internet address....not a Fido address....and all were a good period
    of time before he ever became a user of this board.

    So, until someone who uses my board actually submits an update
    message from the board to the echolist, I'd say, like so many of
    your posts, you're all wet.


    Thom LaCosta
    [email protected]
    http://www.baltimoremd.com/
    -!-
     ! Origin: Home of The Other Robot (1:1/21)
    ============================================

    All of this "a good period of time before he ever became a user of
    this board", but apparently a good deal of time after he became the
    sysop of the same board... five years later, in fact. :) Remember
    that the name Tom Knowles appeared 3/1/94 in the US BBSLists.

    And don't miss this part:

    "So, until someone who uses my board actually submits an update
    message from the board to the echolist, I'd say, like so many of
    your posts, you're all wet."

    Isn't that what supposedly happened when the BBS had crashed and Tom
    Knowles was the =only= person who was able to update and grab three
    echoes from the board to the echolist just at the precise time they
    were burned? According to Carol Shenkenberger he was able to do this
    because he had logged onto the BBS to update expiring listings. Does
    this mean that in this case, Bob Kohl is NOT all wet?

    But I don't believe that LaCosta is the only one trying to hide
    something. I am of the opinion that SOME of the ranking members of
    FidoNet are aware of the alias and were fully aware of "the plan"
    that was used. I think further that LaCosta is calling on his
    "buddies" to assist him =try= to prove his credibility and get
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    himself out of the hole he has dug himself into. I think you will
    see this in action so be advised.

    I have seen an admission by someone who has known LaCosta for many
    years to the point of face to face contact and he stated that he had
    never heard of a Tom Knowles. This person has run a BBS in the same
    general area for many years.

    What we have here is certainly overwhelming cause for concern. We
    have a very suspect ELIST where underhanded tactics appear to have
    been used and then more lies upon more lies to try to cover up the
    situation. This should be of deep concern to all of you and I am
    hoping that we can indeed have some persons step forward to set up a
    new ELIST. Many of us will support a new forthright and honest
    system.


    >From the Secret Squadron Brigade of the Black Helicopter Patrol
    Guarding all FidoNet Zones

    =============================================

    Ruth
    --
    Ruth Argust
    DDS - DoorWare Distribution System
    http://www.doorgames.org/


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                                ARTICLES
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                     The Mother Of All Elections
                      Steve Fredette, 1:163/551

    Well, the annual Region 12 election/flamefest is over, and what a
    hoot!  I haven't had this much fun since the Maylaysian Node Policy
    Complaint.

    It started on Sep 16th with the non-election call by the
    incomp^H^H^Humbent RC, Mike O'Connor. He appointed his brother Shawn
    as returning officer, but neglected to mention this to the region.
    The first message we saw from Shawn was a test message, followed by
    the election rules and an inaccurate timetable.

    Andrew Dominas and Darrell Salter were nominated, along with
    Creepin' Moses.  Shawn rejected Creepin's nomination (correcly),
    because his system was non-CM, and the election guidelines called
    for only CM systems to be elligible.  He later decided to ignore the
    guidelines and allow Creepin' to run, provided that he switched his
    system to CM if he won.  (???)  By this time, Creepin' was at the
    cottage, and didn't even know he was in the election.

    I nominated myself via crash netmail just before the deadline.
    Shawn didn't seem to be the most competent RO we've had, and I
    wanted to see if he could deal with a last-minute nomination as
    advertised in the guidelines.

    The first round of voting was fraught with mistakes and other
    difficulties.  On the first day of voting, after campaigning was
    over, Shawn accidentally reposted a previous message announcing that
    "We will be entering campaign phase tomorrow." An innocent enough
    mistake, but Shawn refused to believe it.  He first claimed that it
    was a dupe. (It wasn't -- the second message had a different
    subject, date and MSGID).  Then when the dupe theory didn't hold up,
    he descended into the twilight zone and decided that there must be a
    forger in our midst.  A rather clever forger indeed, who was able to
    remove the original message from Shawn's own system.

    Several flamewars later, Brian Hillis' routed netmail vote arrived
    on Shawn's system.  The message had Brian's name, but *Shawn's*
    address as the originating system.  Well.  Mike and Shawn exploded,
    accusing Brian of forging the message to trick Shawn into accepting
    an 'invalid' vote.  A little sleuthery by Lesley-Dee Dylan tracked
    down the problem and confirmed that the message left Brian's system
    with the correct address, but was grunged along the way.  Neither
    Mike nor Shawn ever did apologise to Brian about that one.

    After several more of Shawn's screwups (Missing passwords, mistyped
    node numbers, problems accepting crash netmail), we finally arrived
    at the end of the first round of voting.  The results:

       Andrew Dominas          7
       Darrell Salter          8
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       Steve Fredette          8
       Creepin' Moses          0

    Oh great, a runoff election.  According to our election guidelines,
    a candidate must receive over 50% of the vote to be declared a
    winner. If not, the candidates with the least votes are dropped from
    the list and we have a runoff.  But wait!  Shawn miscounted Gerry
    Calhoun's vote. It appears that one of my votes should have gone to
    Darrell.  So the result is now:

       Andrew Dominas          7
       Darrell Salter          9
       Steve Fredette          7
       Creepin' Moses          0

    How bloody hard can it be to count to 23?  I sent the following
    message:


    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    From:    Steve Fredette                         Area: REG12 - (620)
    To:      Shawn O'Connor                         16 Oct 99 16:54:52
    Subject: Counting

    I know it's cold there, but shouldn't you take off your mittens
    for the duration of the election?  Or you could wear gloves.
    They're almost as warm as mittens, and they won't interfere with
    your counting.


    ...Steve

    --- timEd 1.10
     * Origin: Acoustic Plains BBS. Ottawa, ON.  613-742-7612 (1:163/55
    -------------------------------------------------------------------


    And poor Shawn can't figure out what to do next.  According to the
    election guidelines, he should drop Creepin' from the list and hold
    a runoff with the other three candidates.  "But nothing will have
    changed," he thinks, and takes it upon himself to 'flip a coin' to
    remove one of the second place candidates.  Coincidentally, the same
    one who just insulted him:


    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    From:    Shawn O'Connor                         Area: REG12 - (667)
    To:      All                                    17 Oct 99 08:39:22
    Subject: Election Runoff

    Well,

    You all seem more interested in, a) tossing out insults, b)
    suggesting hand apparel. c) just balking in general, instead of
    making constructive suggestions.

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    I will use what the RC has suggested. I will vote to break the tie
    between Andrew Dominas and Steve Fredette. I really have no interest
    in who gets elected, so I will flip a coin.

    Heads : Dominas
    Tales : Fredette

    It's Heads.

    The runoff will now commence between Andrew Dominas and Darrell
    Salter. All votes stand as they were previously cast for the two
    candidates in the runoff. (unless you submit a change during the
    runoff)

    If you wish to change your vote you must use the same password as
    previously submitted.

    One again the candidates are:

    Andrew Dominas
    Darrell Salter

    ** Modified time frame **

    Votes must arrive by Sunday October 24 Noon (12:00)

    Note: for the idiots out there; Votes are submitted by selecting a
    candidate then selecting a password. Placing both of these in a
    message (Netmail or here in REG12) addressed to me (Shawn O'Connor).

    Candidate: <Name you selected>
    Password : <Password you selected>

    Shawn

    --- Maximus/2 3.01
     * Origin: SSSFFF BBS (The Original!) (1:167/167)
    -------------------------------------------------------------------


    The region's response to this piece of logic was vocal to say the
    least.  Even the other candidates were pissed off, and promised to
    hold a new election if they actually 'won' this farce.  I replied:


    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    From:    Steve Fredette                         Area: REG12 - (678)
    To:      Shawn O'Connor                         17 Oct 99 21:47:18
    Subject: Election Runoff

    SO> The runoff will now commence between Andrew Dominas and Darrell
    SO> Salter.

    That's funny... the deadline for the first round of voting is over,
    and I don't recall seeing your number in the list of nodes that
    voted.  Yet you are now apparently casting a vote.
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    The election guidelines are clear on what to do if no candidate
    receives 50% of the vote, yet you ignored them.  Do you remember
    writing the following on Sep 30th?

       SO> If you don't follow the guidelines, (disregarding them on a
       SO> whim)
       SO> what's the point in even having them.

    Did you bother to *read* the election guidelines?  *Can* you read
    them? Who died and left you as the region's penis-potato[*]?  There
    isn't much point in holding an election in the first place if the
    returning officer simply ignores the election guidelines and picks
    his own candidates.

    And do you suppose it is appropriate for the returning officer to
    complain about one of the candidates, then in the same breath, boot
    that candidate out of the election?  Would the coin have come down
    "Tales" if I *hadn't* suggested you lack the arithmetic skills of
    the average toddler?

    And you're ugly too.


    ...Steve


    [*]Dick-Tater

    --- timEd 1.10
     * Origin: Acoustic Plains BBS. Ottawa, ON.  613-742-7612 (1:163/55
    -------------------------------------------------------------------


    After quite a bit more flaming, Mike decided he'd had enough.  He
    fired his brother and took over the job of returning officer
    himself. A few (much quieter) days later, the results of the runoff
    are in:

       Andrew Dominas          8
       Darrell Salter          13
       Steve Fredette          10

    (Sigh)  Ok, nobody has 50% of the vote yet, so we drop Andrew from
    the list and hold a second runoff.  The result of that one are:

       Darrell Salter          14
       Steve Fredette          14

    [Banging head on table]  We *still* don't have a clear majority, and
    need to hold a *third* runoff election.  By this point I'm getting
    sick of the whole thing.  I figure Darrell can do just as well a job
    as I can, and I'm half considering changing my vote so that he'll
    win and we'll be done with it for another year.  During the voting
    period for the third runoff, I posted the following message:


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    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    From:    Mike O'Connor Jr.                      Area: REG12 - (883)
    To:      All                                    30 Oct 99 11:53:08
    Subject: Runoff election

    Dad phoned me from the rest home earlier today and asked if I would
    take over the job of returning officer for the election.  He's
    having a hip replaced and can't spare the time right now.  Don't
    get into a panic now, folks.  I don't have nearly as much trouble
    with counting as Uncle Shawn did.


    The 923rd runoff begins on July 14, 2017 at 9:00pm and ends Friday,
    July 21, 2017 at 9:00pm.

       Results to date:

       Darrell Salter          27
       Steve Fredette          27

       17 votes invalidated due to sysops having passed away.


    --- timEd 1.10
     * Origin: Acoustic Plains BBS. Ottawa, ON.  613-742-7612 (1:163/55
    -------------------------------------------------------------------


    This caused Mike, as another sysop put it, "to fry his last
    remaining brain cell."  He accused me of 'forgery'.  Huh?  *Another*
    mythical forgery?  Better learn the difference between a forgery and
    an alias, Mikey.  And grab a sense of humour while you're at it.  He
    waited until two minutes before the election deadline, saw that the
    results were still tied, then withdrew his previous vote for me in
    order to throw the election in Darrell's favour:


    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    From:    Mike O'Connor                          Area: REG12 - (903)
    To:      All                                     3 Nov 99 20:58:32
    Subject: My vote

    Steve just screwed himself.

    I withdraw my vote tallied under the password KillKenny.

    It's truly a sad state of affairs when mail forgery is considered
    funny.

    You are all pathetic.

    Bye.



    --- Maximus/2 3.01
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     * Origin: SSSFFF ][ TSS (1:167/166)
    -------------------------------------------------------------------


    Yeeeha!  A threesome.  Fucked twice in the same election by two
    different O'Connors.  But it all worked out in the end.  We have a
    new RC, and now that Mike is gone, my pain in the ass has
    disappeared. Use a bit more lube next time, Mike.

    Mike is probably glad he didn't stick around to read this little
    gem, posted after the election by Creepin' Moses:


    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    From:    Mike O'Connor                          Area: REG12 - (914)
    To:      Mike O'Connor                           4 Nov 99 11:41:38
    Subject: My vote

     MO> It's truly a sad state of affairs when mail forgery is
     MO considered funny.

    I fucked your mother.

    --- Maximus 3.01
     * Origin: Mo me or blow me. (1:163/151)
    -------------------------------------------------------------------


    ...Steve


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

                            HMS PeenaFour
                      Steve Fredette, 1:163/551


    I wrote this a little while back as part of my campaign in the
    region 12 election.  I had originally planned to submit it to
    fidonews then, but it slipped my mind.


    HMS PeenaFour
    -------------

    (Apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan)

    Steve:   I am the very model of a fido RC clerical,
             I've information technical and social and political,
             I've memorized the nodelist flags, I quote P4 (but cynical),
             From Intro to Case Histories, in order categorical;
             I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters protocolical,
             I understand the data link, both physical and logical,
             I know precicely what is meant by Yoohoo, Janus and Wazoo,
             My mailer handshakes easily with Opus, Frontdoor, Binkley
                too.
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    All:     His mailer handshakes easily, etc.

    Steve:   I'm very good at tinkering with interrupts and data bus,
             I'll fix the problems y2k that will inflame and pester us,
             In short, in matters technical and social and political,
             I am the very model of a fido RC clerical.

    ALL:     In short, in matters technical and social and political,
             He is the very model of a fido RC clerical.


    Steve:   I know our region's history, from Ennis to Cliff Morrison,
             I have copies of all the notes from secretive Z1REGCON,
             I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Ricky Johnston, but,
             I've had enough of flaming from that nonsensical Hillis nut.
             I castigate my fido foes, delight in driving them berserk,
             I've spent long hours finding ways of pissing off that Satti
                jerk,
             But fools no longer bother me, I have the capability,
             My filter has no problem nuking all the drivel from RanD.

    All:     His filter has no problem, etc.

    Steve:   Then I can write a parody and mail it to fidonews,
             And tell you ev'ry detail of things and persons that amuse,
             In short, in matters technical and social and political,
             I am the very model of a fido RC clerical.

    ALL:     In short, in matters technical and social and political,
             He is the very model of a fido RC clerical.



    I spent perhaps 20 hours writing that damn thing, grepping through
    dictionaries and policy4 and even the ftsc docs looking for rhyming
    words.  And when I was done I found that my neural pathways were
    completely rearranged, and I could think of nothing else.  I
    followed up a few days later with:


       The major problem with a silly Major General parody,
       Is the extent to which the song invades my mental faculty,
       Now everything I think about and all my writings amateur,
       Are always rhyming couplets in a quick hexadecameter.


    ...Steve


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

                              Spooky Anagrams
                           Thanks to Larry James
                            <[email protected]


    FIDONEWS 16-46               Page 13                  15 Nov 1999


    This is really spooky.....

    An anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by or
    rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are
    exceptionally clever.

    Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly
    at Scrabble.

           Word                         When you rearrange the letters

     ----------------------------------------------------------------
           Dormitory                            Dirty Room
           Desperation                         A Rope Ends It
           The Morse Code                      Here come Dots
           Slot Machines                      Cash Lost in 'em
           Animosity                            Is No Amity
           Mother-in-law                        Woman Hitler
           Snooze Alarms                     Alas! No More Z's
           Alec Guinness                       Genuine Class
           Semolina                             Is No Meal
           The Public Art Galleries      Large Picture Halls, I Bet
           A Decimal Point                   I'm a Dot in Place
           The Earthquakes                    That Queer Shake
           Eleven plus two                    Twelve plus one
           Contradiction                      Accord not in it
           Astronomer                           Moon Starer
           Princess Diana                    End Is A Car Spin

           AND HERE IS THE MOST INTRIGUING PART

           Year Two Thousand                A Year To Shut Down


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

                       ITU-T Standards/Recommendation
                                  V Series
                     Thanks to David Hallford, 1:208/0

    Series V - Data communication over the telephone network - General

    V.1 Version 11/1988     Equivalence between binary notation symbols
                            and the significant conditions of a
                            two-condition code

    V.2 Version 11/1988     Power levels for data transmission over
                            telephone lines

    V.3 None

    V.4 Version 11/1988     General structure of signals of
                            international alphabet No. 5 code for
                            character oriented data transmission over
                            public telephone networks

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    V.5 None

    V.6 None

    V.7 Version 11/1988     Definitions of terms concerning data
                            communication over the telephone network

    V.8 Version 2/1998      Procedures for starting sessions of data
                            transmission over the public switched
                            telephone network

    V.9 None


        Series V - Data communication over the telephone network
                   Interfaces and voiceband modems

    V.10 Version 3/1993     Electrical characteristics for unbalanced
                            double-current interchange circuits
                            operating at data signalling rates nominally
                            up to 100 kbit/s

                            This Recommendation is also included but not
                            published in X series  under alias number
                            X.26

    V.11 Version 10/1996    Electrical characteristics for balanced
                            double-current interchange circuits
                            operating at data signalling rates up to 10
                            Mbit/s

                            This Recommendation is also included but not
                            published in X series under alias number
                            X.27

    V.12 Version 8/1995     Electrical characteristics for balanced
                            double-current interchange circuits for
                            interfaces with data signalling rates up to
                            52 Mbit/s

    V.13 Version 3/1993     Simulated carrier control

    V.14 Version 3/1993     Transmission of start-stop characters over
                            synchronous bearer channels

    V.15 Version 11/1988    Use of acoustic coupling for data
                            transmission

    V.16 Version 11/1988    Medical analogue data transmission modems

    V.17 Version 2/1991     A 2-wire modem for facsimile applications
                            with rates up to 14 400 bit/s

    V.18 Version 2/1998     Operational and interworking requirements
                            for DCEs operating in the text telephone
                            mode
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    V.19 Version 11/1988    Modems for parallel data transmission using
                            telephone signalling frequencies

    V.20 None

    V.21 Version 11/1988    300 bits per second duplex modem
                            standardized for use in the general switched
                            telephone network

    V.22 Version 11/1988    1200 bits per second duplex modem
                            standardized for use in the general switched
                            telephone network and on point-to-point
                            2-wire leased telephone-type circuits

    V.22 bis Version 11/1988 2400 bits per second duplex modem using the
                             frequency division technique standardized
                             for use on the general switched telephone
                             network and on point-to-point 2-wire leased
                             telephone-type circuits

    V.23 Version 11/1988    600/1200-baud modem standardized for use in
                            the general switched telephone network

    V.24 Version 10/1996    List of definitions for interchange circuits
                            between data terminal equipment (DTE) and
                            data circuit-terminating equipment (DCE)

    V.25 Version 10/1996    Automatic answering equipment and general
                            procedures for automatic calling equipment
                            on the general switched telephone network
                            including procedures for disabling of echo
                            control devices for both manually and
                            automatically established calls

    V.25 bis Version 10/1996 Synchronous and asynchronous automatic
                             dialling procedures on switched networks

    V.26 Version 11/1988    2400 bits per second modem standardized for
                            use on 4-wire leased telephone-type circuits

    V.26 bis Version 11/1988 2400/1200 bits per second modem
                             standardized for use in the general
                             switched telephone network

    V.26 ter Version 11/1988 2400 bits per second duplex modem using the
                             echo cancellation technique standardized
                             for use on the general switched telephone
                             network and on point-to-point 2-wire leased
                             telephone-type circuits

    V.27 Version 11/1988    4800 bits per second modem with manual
                            equalizer standardized for use on leased
                            telephone-type circuits

    V.27 bis Version 11/1988 4800/2400 bits per second modem with
                             automatic equalizer standardized for use on
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                             leased telephone-type circuits

    V.27 ter Version 11/1988 4800/2400 bits per second modem
                             standardized for use in the general
                             switched telephone network

    V.28 Version 3/1993     Electrical characteristics for unbalanced
                            double-current interchange circuits

    V.29 Version 11/1988    9600 bits per second modem standardized for
                            use on point-to-point 4-wire leased
                            telephone-type circuits

    V.30 None

    V.31 Version 11/1988    Electrical characteristics for
                            single-current interchange circuits
                            controlled by contact closure

    V.31 bis Version 11/1988 Electrical characteristics for
                             single-current interchange circuits using
                             optocouplers

    V.32 Version 3/1993     A family of 2-wire, duplex modems operating
                            at data signalling rates of up to 9600 bit/s
                            for use on the general switched telephone
                            network and on leased telephone-type
                            circuits

    V.32 bis Version 2/1991 A duplex modem operating at data signalling
                            rates of up to 14 400 bit/s for use on the
                            general switched telephone network and on
                            leased point-to-point 2-wire telephone-type
                            circuits

    V.33 Version 11/1988    14 400 bits per second modem standardized
                            for use on point-to-point 4-wire leased
                            telephone-type circuits

    V.34 Version 2/1998     A modem operating at data signalling rates
                            of up to 33 600 bit/s for use on the general
                            switched telephone network and on leased
                            point-to-point 2-wire telephone-type
                            circuits

        Series V - Data communication over the telephone network
        Wideband modems

    V.36 Version 11/1988    Modems for synchronous data transmission
                            using 60-108 kHz group band circuits

    V.37 Version 11/1988    Synchronous data transmission at a data
                            signalling rate higher than 72 kbit/s using
                            60-108 kHz group band circuits

    V.38 Version 10/1996    A 48/56/64 kbit/s data circuit-terminating
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                            equipment standardized for use on digital
                            point-to-point leased circuits

    V.39 None

        Series V - Data communication over the telephone network
        Error control

    V.41 Version 11/1988    Code-independent error-control system

    V.42 Version 10/1996    Error-correcting procedures for DCEs using
                            asynchronous-to-synchronous conversion

    V.42 bis Version 1/1990 Data compression procedures for data
                            circuit- terminating equipment (DCE) using
                            error correction procedures

    V.43 Version 2/1998     Data flow control

    V.44 None
    thru
    V.49

        Series V - Data communication over the telephone network
        Transmission quality and maintenance

    V.50 Version 11/1988    Standard limits for transmission quality of
                            data transmission

    V.51 None               See M.729

    V.52 None

    V.53 Version 11/1988    Limits for the maintenance of telephone-type
                            circuits used for data transmission

    V.54 Version 11/1988    Loop test devices for modems

    V.55 None               See O.71

    V.56 Version 11/1988    Comparative tests of modems for use over
                            telephone-type circuits

    V.56 bis Version 8/1995 Network transmission model for evaluating
                            modem performance over 2-wire voice grade
                            connections

    V.56 ter Version 8/1996 Test procedure for evaluation of 2-wire 4
                            kHz voiceband duplex modems

                            This Recommendation includes 2 diskettes
                            containing the data files used for the
                            throughput tests

    V.57 None

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    V.58 Version 9/1994     Management information model for V-Series
                            DCEs

    V.59 None

        Series V - Data communication over the telephone network
        Simultaneous transmission of data and other signals

    V.60 None

    V.61 Version 8/1996     A simultaneous voice plus data modem,
                            operating at a voice plus data signalling
                            rate of 4800 bit/s, with optional automatic
                            switching to data-only signalling rates of
                            up to 14400 bit/s, for use on the General
                            Switched Telephone Network and on leased
                            point-to- point 2-wire telephone type
                            circuits

    V.62 None
    thru
    V.69

    V.70 Version 8/1996     Procedures for the simultaneous transmission
                            of data and digitally encoded voice signals
                            over the GSTN, or over a 2-wire leased
                            point-to-point telephone type circuits

    V.71 None
    thru
    V.74

    V.75 Rec Version 8/1996 DSVD terminal control procedures Session
                            establishment using V.75/H.245 procedures

    V.76 Rec Version 8/1996 Generic multiplexer using V.42 LAPM-based
                            procedures

    V.77 None
    thru
    V.79

    V.80 Version 8/1996     In-band DCE control and synchronous data
                            modes for asynchronous DTE

    V.81 None
    Thru
    V.89

    V.90 Version 9/1998     A digital modem and analogue modem pair for
                            use on the Public Switched Telephone Network
                            (PSTN) at data signalling rates of up to
                            56000 bit/s downstream and up to 33 600
                            bit/s upstream

    V.91 None
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    thru
    V100

       Series V - Data communication over the telephone network
       Control procedures

    V.250 Version 2/1998    Serial asynchronous automatic dialling and
                            control Published as V.25 ter (07/97),
                            renumbered in february 98 without being
                            republished

    V.251 Version 2/1998    Procedure for DTE-controlled call
                            negotiation Published as Annex A to V.25 ter
                            (07/97), renumbered in february 98 without
                            being republished

    V.252 Version 2/1998    Procedure for control of V.70 and H.324
                            terminals by a DTE

        Series M - TMN and network maintenance: international
        transmission systems, telephone circuits, telegraphy, facsimile
        and leased circuits International telephone circuits


    M.729 Version 11/1988   Organization of the maintenance of
    (V.51)                  international public switched telephone
                            circuits used for data transmission This
                            Recommendation is also included but not
                            published in V series under alias number
                            V.51

        Series O - Specifications of measuring equipment
        Equipment for the measurement of analogue parameters

    O.71 Version 11/1988    Impulsive noise measuring equipment for
    (V.55)                  telephone-type circuits This Recommendation
                            is also included but not published in V
                            series under alias number V.55 and in H
                            series under alias number H.13


    -----------------------------------------------------------------

    North American Backbone Echo Changes [Sep-Oct]
    by Lisa Gronke, 1:105/9
    [email protected]

    Summary of NAB echo changes during Sep & Oct.

    Brought to you courtesy of (unix) diff.

    diff backbone.na 05-Sep-99 backbone.na 07-Nov-88 [edited].

    Echotag name change
    -------------------
    Note: UNUSUAL_PETS (added in Jul-Aug) is the new echotag for
    FIDONEWS 16-46               Page 20                  15 Nov 1999


          CHAMELEON (shown removed below)

    Added to the NAB list of echos
    ------------------------------
    > BIKE-N-RIDER        Motorcycle Riders, Bike Safety and Riding
    > ECHORESCUE          Echo Tag Rescue Echo
    > ELYSIUM             Elysium Software
    > ITALIANO            Italians do it better
    > LINUX-USER          Linux user
    > OFFICE_SUPPORT      Microsoft Office Discussion and Support
    > PORTUGUES           Porugues
    > QUEEN_FOR_A_DAY     Lets you play queen for the day
    > SHAKESPEARE         Discussion about William Shakespeare
    > THINKPRO            Think Productions Software Group
    > THOM-TOM            Is Thom also Tom Discussion Conference!

    Removed from the NAB list of echos
    ----------------------------------
    < 4MODSONLY           For Moderator's ONLY Echo!
    < CFS                 Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
    < CHAMELEON           EXOTIC ANIMAL OWNERSHIP AND DISCUSSION
    < CIVIL_WAR           Civil War History Echo
    < COMIC_RELIEF        G-rated On-line Stand-up Comedy Shtick
    < IFTP_SUPPORT        iFTP Support
    < MILLENNIUM          Windows MILLENNIUM software Echo!
    < SCUBA               Scuba Diving
    < SUPER-BASTARD       Super Bastards Echo
    < TWIT                Twit's Echo!
    < Z1-ELECTION         Alternate Z1C Election discussion area

    -----------------------------------------------------------------
    o There are 751 echos in backbone.na [07-Nov-99] (unchanged)

    -----------------------------------------------------------------

    Z1 Backbone Echo Changes [Sep-Oct]
    by Lisa Gronke, 1:105/9
    [email protected]

    Summary of Z1B echo changes during Sep & Oct.

    Brought to you courtesy of (unix) diff.

    diff backbone.z1b 05-Sep-99 backbone.z1b 07-Sep-99 [edited].

    Echotag name change
    -------------------
    > UNUSUAL_PETS        Unusual Pets Echo!      [new echotag name]
    < CHAMELEON           EXOTIC ANIMAL OWNERSHIP [old echotag name]

    Added to the Z1B list of echos
    ------------------------------
    > EDGE_ONLINE         End Times - Mystery Babylon and the Beast 666
    > HARDWARE            Computer Hardware & Peripherals
    > ITALIANO            Italians do it better
    > LINUX-USER          Linux user
    FIDONEWS 16-46               Page 21                  15 Nov 1999


    > MOTOR_SPORTS_RESULTS Various Motor Sports Results!
    > OFFICE_SUPPORT      Microsoft Office Discussion and Support
    > PORTUGUES           Portuguese Language Chat Echo
    > QUEEN_FOR_A_DAY     Lets you play queen for the day
    > THOM-TOM            Is Thom also Tom Discussion Conference!
    > TRANSCAN            TransCanadian Soapbox echo

    Removed from the Z1B list of echos
    ----------------------------------
    < 4MODSONLY           For Moderator's ONLY Echo!
    < BLINDTLK            Blindness-related topics and discussions
    < C&C                 Command & Conquer echo
    < CFS                 Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
    < CIVIL_WAR           Civil War History Echo
    < COMIC_RELIEF        G-rated On-line Stand-up Comedy Shtick
    < DND                 D&D and Fantasy Role-Playing conference.
    < F_I_D_O_E_R_R_O_R_S fIDO ERRORS
    < FIDOGEN             Fidonet Genealogy Sysop Discussions Echo
    < GAF.CHAT            German-American Friendship Networks Chat Echo
    < HOMESCHL            Homeschooling support echo
    < IFTP_SUPPORT        iFTP Support
    < INK                 Desktop Publishing & Word Processing Support
    < INTERGREEK          Int'l Greek Conference (English language)
    < LAW_&_ORDER         Law Enforcement Issues
    < MACSYSOP            Macintosh Sysop's Conference
    < MALUM_PROHIBITUM    Malum prohibitum discussions
    < MEDIEVAL            Medieval studies, re-creation, arts, etc.
    < MICHIGAN            GENERAL CHAT FOR MICHIGAN
    < MILLENNIUM          Windows MILLENNIUM software Echo!
    < MS_WORD             Microsoft Word Users Support Conference
    < NCSSA               Nat'l Coalition of Sysops and Systems Admins
    < NEWAGE_THOUGHT      New Age Thought and Discussion
    < NORTH_CAROLINA      GENERAL CHAT FOR NORTH CAROLINA
    < OPENDOORS           OpenDoors Door Programming Toolkit Discussion
    < PROWRITE            Professional Writers' Conference
    < PRO_LIFE            Pro-Life Question and Answer Forum
    < QUAKE               Discussion of id Software's Quake
    < ROOTS_MUSIC         Roots of Music Discussion
    < RTTY                Amateur & Commercial Radio-Teletype Technology
    < SCUBA               Scuba Diving
    < SPINAL_INJURY       Spinal Cord Injury Topics
    < SPIRITUAL           Spirituality and World Peace
    < STAMPS              Stamp collecting discussion
    < SUPER-BASTARD       Super Bastards Echo
    < TWIT                Twit's Echo!
    < VFIDO               VADV/VBBS & VFIDO Technical Support
    < ZCC_SUNSHINE        Crosspost msgs from ZCC-closed-conference
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    o There are 630 echos in backbone.z1b [07-Oct-99] (down 28)

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               v-email flag [email protected]
               | email address or
    Node#      | Operator          | Facilities (*) | Speed | Basic Rate
    -----------+-------------------+----------------+-------+------------
    Zone 1     |                   |                |       |
      10/3     @ Brenda Donovan    | FTP,UUE,BinkP  | T1?   | $??/$10
      12/12    | Ken Wilson        | FTP            | T1    | $24mo.
      13/25    @ Jim Balcom        | FTP            | 56k   | $20mo.
     103/153   @ Michael Box       | BinkP          | aDSL  | n/c
     103/301   @ Joe Jared         | BinkP          | aDSL  | n/c
     105/8     | Russ Johnson      | FTP,BinkP,VMoT | 384k  | n/c
     105/72    @ Larry James       | FTP            | aDSL  | $5/$15 mo.
     106/1     @ Matt Bedynek      | BinkP, FTP     | 128k  | n/c
     106/6018  | Lawrence Garvin   | FTP, VMoT      | aDSL  | n/c
     140/1     @ Bob Seaborn       | FTP            | T3    | $5/$16
     167/133   | Stephen Monteith  | BinkP          | 128k+ | n/c
     211/417   @ Korombos          | BinkD,UUE,FTP  | T1    | n/c
     246/160   @ Mason Vye         | FTP, UUE       | 56K   | n/c
     270/101   @ George Peace      | FTP            | 6mbps | $20mo.
     271/140   | Tom Barstow       | UUE            | T1    | n/c
     280/169   | Brian Greenstreet | FTP            | 33.6  | $2mo.
    FIDONEWS 16-46               Page 24                  15 Nov 1999


     342/3     | Richard Dodsworth | BinkP,FTP      | 128K+ | n/c
     345/0     @ Todd Cochrane     | FTP            | T1    | n/c
     396/1     @ John Souvestre    | FTP,VMoT       | T1    | $10/mo
     396/45    | Marc Lewis        | UUE            | 33.6  | $26/yr
    2401/305   | Peter Rocca       | FTP,UUE        | T1    | unkn
    2424/101   | Kari Suomela   | FTP,VMoT,BinkP,UUE| T1    | n/c
    2604/104   | Jim Mclaughlin    | FTP,VMoT,UUE   | 33.6  | $1mo
    3613/2     @ [email protected] | UUE            | 28.8  | n/c
    2613/404   @ David Moufarrege  | BinkP,FTP,VMoT | 128k+ | n/c
    2624/306   @ D. Calafrancesco  | VMoT           | 33.6  | n/c
    3632/84    | Robert Todd    |FTP,VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 57.6k | n/c
    3639/93    @ Ross Cassell      | FTP, BinkP     | 128K+ | n/c
    3651/9     | Jerry Gause       | FTP,VMoT       | 33.6  | $3/$6
    3803/1     @ Ben Ritchey       | UUE            | 56k   | n/c
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      20/11    | Henrik Lindhe     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      31/1     | Gabriel Plutzar   | BinkP          | T1+   | n/c
     203/600   | Mikael Karlsson   | UUE            | 64k   | n/c
     221/360   @ Tommi Koivula     | BinkP,UUE      | ???   | n/c
     236/205   @ Michael Kaaber    | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     246/2098  | Volker Imre       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     284/800   | Jeroen VanDeLeur  | FTP,UUE        | 64k   | n/c
     292/626   | Filip Ruymen      | Binkp, UUE     | 128K+ | n/c
     292/2003  | Eric Vaneberck    | BinkP          | 768k  | n/c

     301/1     | Peter Witschi     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     332/807   | Roberto Mascolo   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     335/535   @ Mario Mure        | BinkP,VMot,UUE | 64k   | n/c
     335/610   | Gino Lucrezi      | UUE            | 33.6  | n/c
     344/201   | Julio Garcia      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     346/3     @ Carlos Navarro    | UUE            | ???   | n/c
     382/100   | Sinisa Burina     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Marius Kaizerman  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Ofir Michaeli &   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     423/81    | Milos Bajer       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     464/4077  | Serguei Trouchelle| UUE            | 19.2  | n/c
     465/204   | Va Milushnikov    | BinkP          | 33.6k | n/c
     469/84    | Max Masyutin      | VMoT           | 256k  | n/c
     480/112   | Adam Sarapata| FTP, VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 128k  | n/c
    2411/413   @ Dennis Dittrich   | UUE,BinkP      | 64k   | n/c
    2446/301   | Lothar Behet | BinkP,VMoT,UUE,FTP  | 64K   | n/c
    2474/275   | Christian Emig    | UUE            | 64k   | unkn
    5030/115   | Andrey Podkolzin  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5100/8     | Egons Bush        | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5020/1159  | Gennady Kudryashoff | UUE          | 33.6  | n/c
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    Zone 3
     633/260   @ Malcolm Miles     | FTP,BinkP      | 64K   | n/c
     640/954   | Rick Van Ruth     | FTP,VMot,UUE,BinkP| 56K| n/c
     774/605   @ Barry Blackford|BinkP,VMoT:10023,ifcico,FTP |33.6| n/c

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    Zone 4
     905/100   | Fabian Gervan     | VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 128k  | n/c
     902/18    | Javier Tejedor    | UUE            | 33,6  | n/c
    FIDONEWS 16-46               Page 25                  15 Nov 1999


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           Medication for Fight-O-net's History of WAR
                    compiled by Ol'WDB
                               Hugs
           No moving parts, no batteries.
           No monthly payments and no fees;
           Inflation proof, nontaxable,
           In fact, it's quite relaxable;

           It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
           One size fits all, do not dilute.
           It uses little energy,
           But yields results enormously.

           Relieves your tension and your stress,
           Invigorate your happiness;
           Combats depression, makes you beam,
           And elevates your self esteem!

           Your circulation it corrects!
           Without unpleasant side effects
           It is, I think, the perfect drug:
           May I prescribe, my friend,... the hug!

           (and, of course, fully returnable!)   I like that part best...
                                        ***ALSO***
           HAVE YOU HUGGED A FRIEND TODAY?
                         ( ^ )_( ^ ) ( ^ )_( ^)
    FIDONEWS 16-46               Page 26                  15 Nov 1999


                         /     o  o)   (o  o    \
                     __/      (    |   |    )     \___
                   (_ /           *     *           \_)
                    /                \/             | \
                    |                |        |     |  |
                    |    |           |         \__/    |
                    \__/             |                /
                       |              |               /
                                  /  \           /
                <____,---,___)   (____/ (____
                       Hugged  &  Hugger

                I will not play Tug O' War
                I'd rather play Hug O' War...
                Where everyone hugs,
                no one feathers and tars,
                also no disparaging tugs.

                Instead of the royal finger,
                or the nasty belittling note,
                addressed to a foe in anger
                send a HUG and then emote.

                Where everyone is polite,
                and everyone grins...
                everyone cuddles tight,
                and everyone wins.
                                                      Ol'wdb


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                         The Grand Emir Is Thirsty
                             Thanks to Roy Reed
                              [email protected]

    An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined
    and dined by the State Department.  The Grand Emir was unused to the
    salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies
    etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a
    glass of water.

    Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of
    water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.

    "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?"  demanded the
    Grand Emir.

    "A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One,"  stammered the wretched
    Abdul, "white man sit on well."

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                         Subject: Poetry contest...
                              Thanks to Ol'WDB

    The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two
    finalists. One was a San Francisco State University graduate from an
    upper crust family; well-bread, well-connected, and all that goes
    with it.

    The other finalist was a redneck from Texas A&M. A self-proclaimed
    die-hard Aggie. Go figure.

    The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a
    four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain
    the word "Timbuktu".

    The San Francisco State graduate went first. About thirty seconds
    after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem:

                "Slowly across the desert sand
                 Trekked the dusty caravan.
                 Men on camels, two by two
                 Destination-Timbuktu."

    The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered could the redneck top
    that?!

    The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought.
    Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:

                "Tim and me, a-huntin' went.
                Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
    FIDONEWS 16-46               Page 28                  15 Nov 1999


                They was three, we was two,
                So I bucked one and Timbuktu."


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