F I D O N E W S         Volume 16, Number 23             7 June 1999
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                       Table of Contents
    1. EDITORIAL  ................................................  1
       Conflicts of Interest  ....................................  1
    2. GUEST EDITORIAL  ..........................................  2
       Dallas Hinton's Z1C Candidate's Statement  ................  2
    3. ARTICLES  .................................................  5
       Fidonet finally grew up - by Shannon Talley  ..............  5
    4. PROOFREADERS REPORT  ......................................  7
       Apology to Joe Jared  .....................................  7
    5. NET HUMOR  ................................................  8
       Gaelic Beer Joke  .........................................  8
    6. COMIX IN ASCII  ...........................................  9
       The Moox Brothers Cows  ...................................  9
    7. ADVERTISE YOUR FREE SERVICE/EVENT  ........................ 10
       Editor Pro Tem Special  ................................... 10
       Announcing Turquoise SuperStat v1.0  ...................... 10
    8. NOTICES  .................................................. 12
       Future History  ........................................... 12
       Z1C Candidate's Greetings - Douglas Myers  ................ 12
    9. FIDONEWS INFORMATION  ..................................... 14
       Masthead and Contact Information  ......................... 14
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                                EDITORIAL
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                           Conflicts of Interest

    The election for Zone 1 Coordinator is in full swing.  As of this
    writing, three candidates have been nominated and accepted, though
    the nominations are still open.  Individuals monitoring the election
    process have noted two instances where candidates my have a conflict
    of interest and have asked, properly, that potential improprieties
    be addressed and guarded against.

    The first potential conflict of interest involves me personally.
    This week, I accepted nomination as a candidate for the Z1C office.
    It was suggested that acting as Editor Pro Tem of Fidonews gives me
    an unfair advantage over other candidates, and that I should resign.

    This places me on the horns of a dilemma in that 1) I certainly want
    to maintain propriety as a candidate for Z1C and 2) I want to honor
    the prior commitment I made to Henk Wolsink to keep Fidonews
    flowing while he enjoys his vacation.  After due consideration, I've
    decided to put together Fidonews until the June 28th edition, thus
    honoring my prior commitment to Henk.  At that time, I will cease
    and turn all relevant material over to Henk.  At that point, my
    association with Fidonews becomes that of any other Fido member.

    In the meantime, I'll honor Fidonews' long-standing practice of
    publishing all articles submitted irregardless of political content.
    In practice, this means that any candidate or anyone supporting a
    candidate has my pledge that their own article will see publication.

    The second conflict of interest noted involves each of the other two
    candidates.  The Z1C election is not determined by direct sysop
    vote, but rather by the ten RCs of zone 1.  They have pledged to
    gather regional input and vote for Z1C according to this input.  The
    conflict is that each of the other two candidates are sitting RCs,
    and thus could "control" 20% of the effective vote.

    While it would be ideal if the election mechanics provided for a way
    to avoid this situation, I believe that we're too far into the
    election process to rewrite the mechanics.  The best course is to
    rely on these RCs pledge to vote for Z1C according to their region's
    input.  Dallas Hinton and David Moufarrage are principled
    individuals, and I'm satisfied that they will not resort to anything
    unscrupulous to win the election.  I've suggested to these
    candidates that they do their best to make their region's input
    known to all in the Z1_ELECTION echo and possibly have a neutral
    third party handle the gathering of input.


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                             GUEST EDITORIAL
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    Dallas Hinton's Z1C Candidate's Statement
    (originally posted in Z1Election)
    by Dallas Hinton (1:153/715)

    Hi All!

    In order to introduce myself to those of you who don't know me, or
    who only think they know me, here is some information which might
    help you. If you have questions to ask of me, I'll be pleased to
    answer.

    Who am I:
    =========

    I'm a 53 year old male (in Canada, my name can be used by people of
    either gender). I've been married to my best girlfriend for 30 years,
    and we have one special needs child (13 years old).

    I'm employed as a Computer Science and Career Preparation teacher
    with Grade 9-12 students (ages 15 - 19) in a large (1800+)
    multi-ethnic high school in Vancouver, BC.

    I am an elected executive member of the local teacher's union (3000
    members).

    What is my background:
    =====================

    I have run a full-time multi-line dial-up BBS since 1988, starting
    with Opus/Seadog and progressing to my current Max/Squish/Binkley
    setup.

    I have been an NEC and an NC of a large net (Net 153 was over 350
    members when I was NC), and am currently in my 6th year as RC of
    Region 17.

    I have been (or still am) an Alpha or Beta test site for Max, Squish,
    Binkley, Areafix, MsgEd, timEd, Xlaxnode, Wtrgate, and other minor
    software.

    I'm experienced at working with people, both volunteer and draftees.

    I have a good understanding of computer technology although I'm not a
    certificated technician.

    I teach Pascal but don't consider myself a programmer.

    I have a verifiable history of coordinating, and of letting the R17
    *Cs run their nets in their own way. I also have a verifiable history
    of stepping in when a node has complained (and proven) that a *C has
    behaved in an arbitrary and dictatorial manner. While I wouldn't
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    describe a *C as ONLY a "nodelist keeper", I'm certainly in favour of
    a hands-off policy of coordination at any level.

    I have a verifiable history of helping nodes and *Cs with any aspect
    of FidoNet and/or computing whether by supplying software, advice, or
    consolation!

    Despite what you may think about my relationship with Ward Dossche, I
    get along with him reasonably well. I also get along with the other
    ZCs, as I do with the Zone 1 RCs.


    What do I believe:
    ===================

    I believe that each sysop should determine his/her own destiny in
    FidoNet.

    I believe that FidoNet is essentially an anarchy, even when we hold
    "democratic" or psuedo-democratic elections.

    I believe in being fair when dealing with people.

    I believe in being taking a global view.

    I believe in being polite and courteous at all times.

    I believe in doing the best I can.

    I'm willing to say "I don't know", but I believe in doing my best to
    find out.

    I believe in saying "I'm sorry" and "I was wrong" when that is true.

    I believe in leaving echomail transport methods alone, to operate
    when and how the transporters wish.

    I believe that policy complaints should be the last resort, but if
    someone has made a PC it should be dealt with as speedily as
    possible.

    I believe that PCs should be settled with the idea of fairness to all
    parties, not necessarily by who is "right".

    I believe that the Z1C is a coordinator, not a boss.

    I believe Policy 4 needs to be interpreted somewhat more broadly than
    has been past practice. I would like to see it re-written, but I
    recognize how difficult it's going to be to get it accepted. Although
    a majority of all RCs in all zones must approve consideration of a
    new version, I think we can do it.


    If I become Z1C, what will I do:
    ===============================

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    I'm willing to continue the practice of automatic geographic
    exemptions as defined by Bob Satti.

    I'm willing to work with others to get (or keep) non-dialup BBSs in
    the nodelist by appropriate modifications to our formats.

    I will build and publish a summary of policy complaints as they are
    resolved.


    And finally:
    ===========

    I have a life outside FidoNet -- I'm not going to sit obsessively
    over the keyboard waiting for the next message to arrive! I do,
    however, check my mail regularly and I answer mail in a timely
    fashion.


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                                ARTICLES
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                          Fidonet finally grew up
                               Shannon Talley
                          [email protected]


    I will take advantage of your "Editor Pro Tem Special."

    In regards to the conversation between Todd Cochrane and Joe Jarad
    and the "Empires", "Here, Here"!!

    Todd & Joe were discussing the refinement of the nodelist to reflect
    an actual "Fido-IP/Node" instead of a node number which represents a
    specific geographical area.

    There are two ways to employ this.  Method one: "Do It".  This is
    the most risky method because it violates Policy 4 (too many parts
    to mention). Method two: Submit a change to Policy 4 (OK, you can
    stop laughing now). We could always wait until the end of the
    elections and bring it up to the new Zone Coordinator.  However,
    with the way Fidonet has been run, I have no faith in the hierarchy.

    In all actuality, it is simple to make the transition now using
    method one. For instance, I received my node number (1:275/311) from
    1:275/0. However, I FTP all of my mail from another node in another
    part of the world. As long as a node has the -Unpublished- flag
    attached in the nodelist, it is impossible to tell where they really
    are.

    Incidentally, because I have a 'geographical' node number, Netmail
    never get's to me because I don't pull mail from my geographical NC.
    See, I have a Telnet/Web only BBS. I have a series of regular
    customers from all parts of the world, who access Fidonet mail
    through my system in a myriad of ways. Including reading Fidonews
    <bg>.

    Whether RC's, NC's, or other nodes like it or not, Fidonet is going
    to the Internet.  As a matter of fact, it's on the internet now.
    I'm not just talking about FTP'ing packets, I'm talking about "all
    of it".  I make Fidonet available via Telnet, QWK, & Web pages.  The
    problems with the nodelist we knew we would face in 1994 when the
    Internet Exploded, are being faced right now, and have been faced
    since (at least) 1996.

    In conclusion, simply making the pen and ink changes to the nodelist
    will make things run smoother for the nodes.  And isn't that what
    this "Amateur Network" is all about anyway?  Wasn't what the
    original intent by Tom Jennings?

    Lastly, in response to the gentleman who said that if a BBS didn't
    have at least one dial up line then they were not a real BBS.  "You
    can Telnet to my BBS like everyone else because a BBS by any other
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    name is still a BBS."

    Let's fix the nodelist.

    Shannon Talley

    [email protected]
    http://fidonet.dynip.com
    telnet://fidonet.dynip.com
    ftp://fidonet.dynip.com


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                           PROOFREADERS REPORT
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    Last week's editorial reported a conversation in echomail between
    Joe Jared and Todd Cochrane.  In that editorial, I misspelled Joe's
    last name as "Jarad."  My apology, Joe!

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                                NET HUMOR
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                             A Gaelic Beer Joke

    An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of
    Guinness and sits in the back of the room drinking a sip out of each
    one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and
    orders three more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes
    flat after I draw it, wouldn't you rather I draw fresh pints for you
    one at a time?"

    The fellow replies: "Well you see I have two brothers. One is now in
    America and the other in Australia. When we all left home we
    promised we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank
    together. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and
    leaves it there. This fellow becomes a regular in the bar and always
    drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks them in turn.

    One day he comes in and orders two pints. All the regulars notice
    and fall silent, speculating about what might have happened to the
    absent brother. When the fellow goes back to the bar for a second
    round, the bartender says, " I don't want to intrude on your grief,
    but I wish to offer my condolences on your great loss." The fellow
    looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he
    laughs and says: "Oh, no, everybody's fine. I've just given up beer
    for Lent."


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                             COMIX IN ASCII
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                             The Moox Brothers

                   )    (
                   (____)                                _
                  / =  = \    ~                         / \
                  (-O--O-)    ~                      =='   `==
                   (    )     ~                       8 O O 8
          /------- ||||||======               /------- (   )
         / |     ||  \/                      / |     || \_/
        *  ||----||                         *  ||----||
           ~~    ~~                            ~~    ~~
              Groucho                            Chico


                                 (__)  ==========I
                                 (oo)    \ ||||||I
                          /-------\/      \ |||||I
                         / |     ||__o=<   \ ||||I
                        *  ||----|          \ |||I
                           ~~    ~           \ ||I
                           Harpo




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                    ADVERTISE YOUR FREE SERVICE/EVENT
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                           Editor Pro Tem Special

    Maybe you've wanted to publish your own Fidonews article, but
    weren't sure how to go about it.  Or perhaps you found the
    instructions in ARTSPEC.DOC, but they were daunting.

    Well, it's time to speak up!  During the month of June, I'm running
    an "Editor Pro Tem" special.  Concentrate on what you have to say
    and get it to me in some kind of readable ASCII, and I'll do the
    necessary formatting for publication.  You can send articles netmail
    to Douglas Myers at 1:379/720, or email to [email protected].


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    Announcing Turquoise SuperStat v1.0 from Softwolves Software
    by peter karlsson, 2:206/221.0, [email protected]

    Turquoise SuperStat reads the contents of a Fidonet message area in
    one of its supported formats (Squish, *.MSG, FDAPX/w, JAM, MyPoint),
    and creates statistics about this:

     * Quoter blacklist.
     * Toplist of senders.
     * Toplist of receivers.
     * Toplist of subjects.
     * Toplist of used software.
     * Postings by weekday.
     * Postings by time of day.

    Any of the statistic subjects may be turned off. The statistics is
    stored in a text file.

    The program is free and is released under the GNU General Public
    License (with some minor additions).

    The main archive is approx. 91 Kbyte and contains OS/2 version, source
    and documentation. The Windows 95 version is in a separate archive
    with only the binary, and is approx. 59 Kbyte.


    FREQ:
     * TURQSTAT (main archive)
     * TURQWIN (Windows 95/NT version)
     * from Quinta Essentia, 2:206/221.0, 22-04 GMT, 33k6.
       Respect the operation times!
    WWW:
     * http://www.softwolves.pp.se/wolves/

    Turquoise SuperStat is (c) Copyright 1998-1999 av Peter Karlsson.

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                                 NOTICES
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                      Future History

       4 Jul - 10 Jul 1999
         Z1C Election process

      24 Jul 1999
         XIII Pan American Games [through 8 Aug 99].

       9 Jun 1999
         Tenth Anniversary of the adoption of FidoNet Policy 4.07.

      10 Sep 1999
         10th anniversary of Zone 5 operations.

      26 Oct 1999
         Thirty years from release Abbey Road album by the Beatles.

      31 Dec 1999
         Hogmanay, Scotland. The New Year that can't be missed.

       1 Jan 2000
         The 20th Century, C.E., is still taking place thru 31 Dec.

       1 Jun 2000
         EXPO 2000 World Exposition in Hannover (Germany) opens.

      15 Sep 2000
         Sydney (Australia) Summer Olympiad opens.

      21 Sep 2000
         10 years of FidoNet in +7 (xUSSR)

       1 Jan 2001
         This is the actual start of the new millennium, C.E.

      -- If YOU have something which you would like to see in this
            Future History, please send a note to the FidoNews Editor.

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                           Candidate's Greetings
                 Douglas Myers, 1:270/720, [email protected]
                        Zone 1 Coordinator Candidate

    Howdy!

    It's just polite for a candidate who wishes to represent you to
    offer some information on his background.  As a further matter of
    courtesy, I've tried to keep these remarks brief... but feel free to
    ask any questions in the Z1_ELECTION or Z1_POLITICAL echoes, or
    contact me at one of the above addresses.
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    Though I've been with Fido since the eighties, ever since George
    Peace introduced Fido to Central Pennsylvania, most of my time was
    as a user.  In fact, the coordinator experience I have to offer was
    developed on another smaller network - Speakeasy, operating as zone
    18.  Speakeasy only had nine nodes when I joined it in 1988, only 30
    nodes when I was promoted to Zone Coordinator in 1992, and only 120
    nodes at the highest peak I can recall.

    Zone 18 in 1992 was a technical nightmare - echomail flowed
    sporadically, mostly because of a lack of stable hosts, netmail was
    nonexistent except as crashed, and there was no file distribution at
    all.  Even the nodelist was a hand-cranked affair.  In the process
    of working with folks to straighten all that out, I achieved
    considerable "trial and error" experience - not enough to impress
    the folks here on Fido who have put great systems together, but
    enough that I can talk nuts and bolts with them intelligibly.

    However, the technical experience gained there is not the main
    qualification I bring, as I believe that I could have run the net
    with considerably less technical knowledge.  The talent to
    accomplish all the changes already existed among the members of the
    net, and my prime contribution was in working with all these people
    to make it happen.  Maybe that's why the position was called
    "coordinator" rather than "governor."

    If elected as Zone 1 Coordinator, I'd like to focus on actions which
    would reverse the trend of declining use of Fidonet with a goal of
    actually showing some growth.  Emphasis would be in two main areas:

    1.  Retaining the traditional membership.  BBS sysops built Fidonet
        and, even though there are less BBS users, these sysops keep
        Fidonet dynamic.  Actions would include...
        ...supporting efforts to attract dial-up users on BBSes.
        ...continuing the recent trend of involving these sysops in the
           selection of coordinators.
        ...working with the coordinator structure to further dispel the
           perception that management of Fido is a closed process.

    2.  Finding the users who have fled to the Internet.  Though Fidonet
        has made excellent use of the Internet for moving mail, more
        support is needed for the pioneers who are offering BBS services
        (particularly echomail) to Internet users.  Many of these people
        would never hear of a BBS or Fidonet without our presence on the
        Internet.  I would continue the policy of automatic geographical
        exemptions, of course, so that Internet nodes may find
        connection irregardless of actual location.  I would continue
        efforts to facilitate the listing of Internet only nodes in the
        nodelist.



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                          FIDONEWS INFORMATION
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     ------- FIDONEWS MASTHEAD AND CONTACT INFORMATION -------

      During the month of June, 1999, the Fidonews Editor is on
      vacation.  Editor Pro Tem during this period is Douglas Myers,
      1:270/720, [email protected].  Please address correspondence,
      article submissions, etc to the above addresses during this time.

      Editor: Henk Wolsink

      Editors Emeriti: Tom Jennings, Thom Henderson, Dale Lovell,
                       Vince Perriello, Tim Pozar, Sylvia Maxwell,
                       Donald Tees, Christopher Baker, Zorch Frezberg

      "FidoNews Editor"
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