F I D O N E W S         Volume 18, Number 32             06 Aug 2001
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        Copyright 2001 by Frank L. Vest, Editor for Fidonews Globally.


                       Table of Contents
    1. FOOD FOR THOUGHT  .........................................  1
    2. GENERAL ARTICLES  .........................................  2
       It's hot in Texas!  .......................................  2
    3. COMIX IN ASCII  ...........................................  3
       Owls  .....................................................  3
    4. CLEAN HUMOR & JOKES  ......................................  4
       HUMOR.JOK  ................................................  4
    5. FIDONET BY INTERNET  ......................................  5
       Fidonet-related sites  ....................................  5
    6. FIDONEWS INFORMATION  ..................................... 11
       How to Submit an Article  ................................. 11
       Credits, Legal Infomation, Availability  .................. 12
       Nodelist Stats  ........................................... 13
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                            FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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    Always Hope For The Best And Prepare For The Worst,
    You May Not Get What You Pay For, But You'll Surely
    Pay For What You Get!!!"
                                     ---- Maya Angelou

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                            GENERAL ARTICLES
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                              It's hot in Texas!
                                By Frank Vest
                                  1:124/6308

    The "Food For Thought" section is strangely fitting to me this week.
    It wasn't intended that way, but the powers above sometimes make
    things fit too well. :-)

    It's Sunday. It's hot. My air conditioner is out.  Isn't that
    enough?!?

    Nope. I just called three service places. The first two told me that
    their Sunday rates are some $90.00 for a service call and up to
    $160.00 per hour after the 30 minute service call. Whew!! I understand
    that Sunday isn't a real favorite day to work, but, really!?!

    Ok.. I guess it's only fair... Yeah, right!

    On the third call, I was ready. "What are your Sunday rates?" I asked.
    The answer really caught me off guard. "The same as our weekday
    rates." came the answer.  "We charge $45.00 for the service call." My
    next question was "How much per hour after the service call?",
    expecting some outrageous rate.  The reply was "We don't charge by the
    hour. We give you an estimate after we determine what is wrong and
    what is needed to fix it."

    Well... After I composed myself (took a couple of seconds), I told
    them to send the tech. I mean, gee... Even if they charge a high price
    for parts and such, that shouldn't be close to $160.00 per hour plus
    parts (which I'm sure would be high priced too). I've messed with air
    conditioning before and the simplest job can take more than an hour.

    My real peeve here is; Why should places be allowed to charge
    according to the day of the week? I didn't ask for my unit to quit on
    Sunday. I didn't make the tech take the Sunday shift. I didn't ask the
    company to be open on Sundays.

    I know... it's their world and I am at the disadvantage. If I want it,
    I have to deal with whatever is charged for the service at the time.
    Still... It seems wrong to charge different rates for different days
    just because they can get away with it.


    Anyway. That's my input for this week.. You all take care and stay
    cool if your in a hot part of the world. If your in a cold area, stay
    warm. Either way, watch out if you need service on your heating or air
    conditioning. :-)

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                             COMIX IN ASCII
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                                     Owls

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         [`-']            [`S']         [   ]          "`-']
         -"-"-            -"-"-                        "[---
     confidential owl   super owl   minimalist owl   cubist owl



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                           CLEAN HUMOR & JOKES
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                      submitted by [email protected]

    A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the station
    when he noticed a little boy next door in a little red wagon
    with little ladders hung on the side. The boy was wearing a
    firefighter's helmet and had the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.

    The firefighter said, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?"
    The little boy said, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this
    is my fire truck."  The firefighter walked over to take a closer
    look.
    "That sure is a nice fire truck" he said with admiration.
    "Thanks mister" the boy said. The firefighter looked a little
    closer and noticed that the boy had tied the wagon to the
    dog's collar and to the cat's  testicles.

    " Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell
    you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that
    rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.

    "You're probably right, mister", the boy said, "but then I
    wouldn't have a siren."

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     400/557   | Marius Kaizerman  | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     400/558   | Vlad Hrusca       | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Ofir Michaeli &   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     406/555   | Marius Kaizerman  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     423/81    | Milos Bajer       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     461/256   | Andrew Rutkas     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     461/640   | Alex Semenyaka    |BinkP ifcico UUE| ???   | n/c
     465/204   | Va Milushnikov    | BinkP          | 33.6k | n/c
     469/84    | Max Masyutin      | VMoT           | 256k  | n/c
     469/128   | Oleg Vasenyoff    | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
    FIDONEWS 18-32               Page 9                    6 Aug 2001


     480/112   | Adam Sarapata| FTP, VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 128k  | n/c
     550/4077  | Serguei Trouchelle| UUE            | ----- | n/c
    2410/201   | Karsten Ebeling   | BinkP UUE      | ???   | n/c
    2411/413   @ Dennis Dittrich   | UUE,BinkP      | 64k   | n/c
    2432/200   | Sven Dueker       | BinkP TX UUE   | ???   | n/c
    2446/301   @ Lothar Behet  | BinkP,VMoT,UUE,FTP | 64K   | n/c
    2474/275   | Christian Emig    | UUE            | 64k   | unkn
    2487/3000  | Steffen Gross     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5002/5002  | Victor Belyakov   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5014/4     | Alex Bagmanov     | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
    5020/52    | Peter Didenko     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5020/54    | Serge Wizgounoff  | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
    5020/69    | B Chernivetsky    | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5020/238    | Sergey Gubanov   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5030/115   | Andrey Podkolzin  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5030/1251  | K Stepanekov      | UUE            | ???   | n/c
    5100/8     | Egons Bush        | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5020/1159  | Gennady Kudryashoff | UUE          | 33.6  | n/c
    5049/12    | Amir Shabashvili  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5054/3     | Andrew Popov      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5080/80    | Eugene Zorin      | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
    5083/21    | Alexander Uskov   | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
    5090/2     | Andrew Titov      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    5100/8     | Egons Bush        | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 3
     633/260   @ Malcolm Miles     | FTP,BinkP      | 64K   | n/c
     640/954   | Rick Van Ruth     | FTP,VMot,UUE,BinkP| 56K| n/c
     712/311   | Bob James         | TX             | ???   | n/c
     774/605   @ Barry Blackford|BinkP,VMoT:10023,ifcico,FTP |33.6| n/c
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 4
     801/161   @ Renato Zambon     | UUE            | 33.6  |n/c
     902/18    | Javier Tejedor    | UUE            | 33,6  | n/c
     905/100   | Fabian Gervan     | VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 128k  | n/c
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    Zone 6
       65/3000      | Lawrence Fan      | UUE            | 33600 | free
       653/1009     | Maorong Chen      | UUE            | ???   | free
       654/0        | Bin Li            | UUE,BinkP      | 33600 | free
       654/1501     | Lawrence Fan      | UUE,BinkP      | 28800 | free


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    * BinkP  = front end mailer for TCPIP networks
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     INPUT NODELIST FILE      : NODELIST.215
     File has a Date Stamp of :  8/3/2001
     File Size (uncompressed) :   1232.58 KBytes.

     The Input Nodelist file  has 11364 Nodes in it
     and a total of  14499 non-comment entries.

     The list has     6 Zones listed.
                     68 Region Coordinators listed.
                    505 Network Hosts listed.
                    794 Hubs listed.
                    372 DOWN Nodes listed.
                    827 PRIVATE Nodes listed.
                    563 HOLD Nodes listed.

     Administrative overhead = 1373 ( 12.08 %)
     PRIVATE NODES overhead  = 827 (  7.28 %)

     Baud Rate Summary (or, BPS, for the die-hard technocrats):
    FIDONEWS 18-32               Page 14                   6 Aug 2001


                 9600 =   9719 (  85.52 %)
                       (HST's =  214 or   2.20 % of the 9600 baud modems.)
                       (CSP's =    2 or   0.02 % of the 9600 baud modems.)
                       (PEP's =   16 or   0.16 % "        "    "     "   )
                       (MAX's =    0 or   0.00 % "        "    "     "   )
                       (HAY's =    3 or   0.03 % "        "    "     "   )
                       (V32's = 5516 or  56.75 % "        "    "     "   )
                       (V32B's =  714 or   7.35 % "       "    "     "   )
                       (V42's = 5178 or  53.28 % "        "    "     "   )
                       (V42B's =  768 or   7.90 % "       "    "     "   )
                 2400 =    114 (  1.00 %)
                 1200 =      8 (  0.07 %)
                  300 =    533 (  4.69 %)

    ----------------------------------------------------------
     F_Req Flag      Applicable Software     Number of Systems
    ----------------------------------------------------------
     XA              Frontdoor <1.99b             4547
                     Frontdoor  2.02+
                     Dutchie 2.90c
                     Binkleyterm >2.1
                     D'Bridge <1.3
                     TIMS
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     XB              Binkleyterm 2.0                11
                     Dutchie 2.90b
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     XC              Opus 1.1                       13
    --------------------------------------
     XP              Seadog                          6
    --------------------------------------
     XR              Opus 1.03                      78
    --------------------------------------
     XW              Fido >12M                     411
                     Tabby
    --------------------------------------
     XX              D'Bridge 1.30               4765
                     Frontdoor 1.99b,2.01
    --------------------------------------

     CrashMail capable =   4250 ( 37.40 %)
     MailOnly Nodes    =   5776 ( 50.83 %)
     Listed-Only Nodes =    848 (  7.46 %)

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