Volume 3, Number 50                              22 December 1986
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    Editor in Chief:                                   Thom Henderson
    Chief Procrastinator Emeritus:                       Tom Jennings

    FidoNews is the official newsletter of the International  FidoNet
    Association,  and is published weekly by SEAdog Leader, node 1/1.
    You  are  encouraged  to  submit  articles  for  publication   in
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    Copyright (C) 1986,  by the  International  FidoNet  Association.
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                             HAPPY NEW YEAR


                            Table of Contents

    1. EDITORIAL
       Like Pulling Teeth
    2. ARTICLES
       THE VIEW FROM "DOWN UNDER"
    3. NOTICES
       The Interrupt Stack




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                                EDITORIAL
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                            Like Pulling Teeth


    My  dental  hygenist is mad at me.  It seems I'm doing everything
    wrong.

    I wouldn't mind if they'd just make up their minds and settle  on
    something.  But they keep changing what I'm supposed to do!

    I  think  I've  heard four different "proper" ways to brush one's
    teeth in my life.  First I was told that one should brush up  and
    down  in  front,  and side to side in back.  Then I was told that
    one should brush in a rotary motion.  Then I was  told  to  brush
    teeth "the way they grow" (whatever THAT means).  Now I'm told to
    brush  all of my teeth side to side for a few strokes,  then away
    from the gums.

    Take dental floss.  What could  be  simpler  than  dental  floss?
    First I was told to use waxed dental floss.  Then I was told that
    waxed  dental floss was no good,  and I should use unwaxed dental
    floss.  Now they tell me that unwaxed dental floss can  cut  your
    gums, so I should only use waxed dental floss.

    If  anything at all can be simpler than dental floss,  it's gotta
    be toothpicks.  I'd always been told that I should  never  use  a
    toothpick.  I  should  use dental floss instead.  Never mind what
    kind of dental floss -- it's already  too  confusing.  But  if  I
    absolutely  HAD  to use a toothpick,  I should never,  ever use a
    wooden one, since they can put splinters in your gums.

    You guessed it -- my dental hygenist made me promise to use these
    funny wooden toothpicks several times a day.  They're supposed to
    stimulate my gums, or something.

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                                ARTICLES
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    Alan Salmon
    Sysop 626/229 PCUG Bulletin Board  Canberra Australia

                       THE VIEW FROM "DOWN UNDER"

    Hello world... greetings from the Fido Network in Australia.

    I read Ed Rauh's article in FidoNews Volume 7, No. 48 with much
    interest as he was addressing some of the points I raised in my
    correspondence with him.  Ed was particularly kind and very
    diplomatic about what I in fact wrote.  The terms I used were
    somewhat stronger, but I did consider them valid, nonetheless.

    If the IFNA committee ends up with people who show the interest
    and dedication that Ed displayed in this case, then the future of
    FidoNet is assured.  Thanks for your time and trouble, Ed.

    Now, to get to the real point of my article.

    In FidoNews Vol. 3, No. 46, 1 Dec 1986; Doug Mohney (109/74) put
    in his wish list for Fido.  Among the items was a "Phone
    Directory" for Fido systems.  In fact, I had suggested this very
    thing some months back in a message to FidoNews.  (No, I didn't
    have a copy of the FidoNews standards at that time.)

    As I am most interested in this idea, I would seek feedback from
    other sysops on this matter.  The benefits of a directory are
    many, but the ones that I see as the real advantages are whether
    a node does international mail, whether it has any special
    interests, membership requirements and an address where potential
    users can contact the sysop to pay membership fees, etc.

    To this end, I am proposing to commence compiling the
    International FidoNet Directory, which will be made available at
    regular intervals on (hopefully) at least one node in each
    region.

    Obviously, the task is a big one.  If you would like to help out
    by perhaps maintaining the directory for your own region, please
    contact me via mail or telephone (or by post!).

    Initially, I am seeking the following information:

    Board Name:                    FidoNet Address:
    Board Telephone Number(s):

    Sysops' Name(s):
    Postal Address:
    Telephone Number:            (voice)

    Hours of Operation:                    Mail Schedules Observed:

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    Is the Board devoted to a particular speciality?  If so, what?

    Is the Board Public?

    Membership fee (if any):

    Does the Board reply to International Mail?

    Any item which is not to be included in the directory should be
    marked 'NFP' (Not For Publication).

    This information can be sent to me in the following ways:

    1. By NetMail to 626/229

    2. By post to:       Alan Salmon
                         PO BOX 788
                         BELCONNEN  ACT 2616
                         AUSTRALIA

    If you should wish to call me, my telephone numbers are:

                         61-62-58-9081 (voice)
                         61-62-58-9967 (data)

    Please remember the time difference if you call me on voice!

    Hope to hear from you.

    Regards from "Down Under",

    Alan Salmon.

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                                 NOTICES
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                         The Interrupt Stack


    17 Jan 1987
       Deadline for voting on the proposed bylaws.  Your ballot MUST
       be received by this date!

    17 May 1987
       Metro-Fire Fido's Second Birthday BlowOut!  All Fido Sysops
       and Families Invited!  Contact Christopher Baker at 135/14 for
       more information.

    24 Aug 1989
       Voyager 2 passes Neptune.


    If you have something which you would like to see on this
    calendar, please send a message to FidoNet node 1/1.

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    *Official IFNA By-laws Ballot
         Official IFNA Articles of Association and By-laws Ballot

    We,  the interim directors of IFNA,  submit for ratification  the
    Articles  of  Association  and  By-laws  as published in FidoNews
    number 349.  In accordance with the recommendation of the By-laws
    Committee, each person listed as the Sysop of one or more FidoNet
    nodes, as of NODELIST.311 dated November 7, 1986,  is entitled to
    ONE vote.

    The  proposed  IFNA  Articles  of  Association  and  By-laws,  as
    published in Fido349.NWS dated December 22, 1986, should be:


    (Check one line)            Adopted  ________

                                Rejected ________

    I am the SYSOP of record a  FidoNet  node  which  was  listed  in
    NODELIST.311  dated  November 7,  1986 and have the right to cast
    one vote.  There will be ONLY be one vote per person.  There will
    be ONLY one vote per net/node number.  I understand  these  rules
    and cast my ballot in accordance with them.




                    _______________________     ___________
                        Signature                   Date


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                     Net  Node


    Return  this  ballot  via  U.  S.  Mail  to arrive not later than
    January 17, 1987 at:

        IFNA Ratification
        C/O Christopher L. Bonfanti, CPA
        Aselage, Kiefer & Co.
        701 Emerson Road, Suite 201
        Creve Coeur Corporate Center
        St Louis, Mo. 63141-6709

    Aselage,  Kiefer & Co.  are Certified Public Accountants and will
    provide an independent count of the vote and publish the  results
    in  FidoNews.  Votes  received by Saturday,  January 17th will be
    included in the results.

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