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 R E T R O S P E C T I V E

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I am trying to type this up whilst the post-con excitement is still so…
fresh on my mind, before my mind settles back into it's normal routine…
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 I'll break this down day-by-day:
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.------------------| Wednesday, September 6, 2023 [38;5;…
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. Wednesday was basically load in & pack up day. The entir…
 this point was (very) last-minute prep. A lot of last-minute bug-fi…
 in the BBS server code, and messing with modems trying to figure ou…
 way to make modem dial-in work.
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.-----------------| Thursday, September 7, 2023…
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| Normally we drive over on thursday & check into the hotel …
. there right when the venue opens on friday AM for setup, b…
that was going to be a little tricky because the people who normally …
our dog weren't available, which meant that my wife could not stay a…
hotel with me. Since I don't drive, she'd have to drop me off & drive…
however that didn't work out either, as the hotel wouldn't let us arr…
day later. We pleaded on the phone to no avail. No late check-in or y…
considered a no-show. I reckon they were probably very busy with the…
going on. We weren't staying at the venue hotel like we normally do…
instead had to settle for a nearby hotel, as the venue hotel was book…
by the time silent700 confirmed everything was still happening at the…
place. Not a huge deal, but with my wife not being able to stay, a…
not driving, it meant I'd have to use taxi services / uber / whateve…
Anyhow, long story short, we decided to drive over late thursday nigh…
have my wife sleep at the hotel with me overnight, and then she'd dr…
off on friday morning to let me unload all the stuff in the car, and…
she'd drive back. So that's what we did on thursday. Finished packing…
around midnight we left for Chicago. It was about a 2:30 hr drive, …
arrived at the hotel around 2:30 AM. Checked in, went to bed, try an…
as much sleep as possible.
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.-----------------| Friday, September 8, 2023 …
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. We wake up, head down, hotel breakfast looks way busy. W…
skip it. We drove down to the nearest dunkin donuts, got us some cof…
breakfast there, and then made our way to the VCFMW venue. On our w…
the venue, I asked on IRC if we were good to unload, but no reply. Wh…
pulled into the back loading/unloading area, a lot of people were al…
busy unloading, so that answered that question ;) - We parked and I …
to unload the car. This year, my table was at the far end of hall D,…
the shadytel central office. This is convenient, because I needed se…
phone lines set up, and Joe was going to set me up with a T1 internet…
- My dream of the 90's finally comes true, ha! - This year I did not …
a cart, mostly because the car was full, and I couldn't fit one ;) -…
since many people were already unloading, this also meant that ther…
no carts available for me to use. I could have just waited, but I de…
not to, because I wanted the max. time available for working on getti…
funky modem setup working. So unloading by hand it was. I was definit…
feeling it after emptying the car. My arms felt like floppy noodles b…
end, hahaha - Retro computers and 20" sgi crt monitors are not light!…
it all worked out in the end, and soon enough, I had my little area…
of STUFF. My wife left, as she had to go check on our puppydog asap. …
started my long process of getting everything set up. I was in an ar…
tables that were sort of set up in a U shape, there was initially 2 …
feeds for the section. Also in my section was Anthony Bolan, represe…
IrixNet. Needless to say, all of our Sgi gear combined was drawing e…
power to pop the breakers a bunch of times. We also started out th…
with only 90-something volts on the outlets, instead of 110V, which…
machines were OK with, except for my purple indigo2, which froze up. …
inquiring about it, I learned that they were splitting up a 240V line…
2 feeds, and one side got an over-voltage, where-as the other side g…
under voltage. They had to disconnect the power a while to fix this,…
soon after the power would go out a bunch more times, of course, be…
of the aformentioned overdrawing of all the Sgi gear. It took us some…
to figure out the appropriate balance of splitting up the load betwee…
multiple power feeds.
This year my table consisted of the Indigo2 doing mostly nothing, th…
Octane acting as a terminal server for the honeywell terminal, and ne…
it, the panasonic luggable (8088) running kermit to talk over serial…
the octane. Unfortunately I ran into an issue with the honeywell term…
While it displayed the login prompt correctly, and you could attempt …
- after logging in, the getty process handling the terminal on Irix …
just freeze. I never did end up figuring out why, so I ended up leavi…
off for most of the show unfortunately. Then I had a boring old Pent…
pc running win98, with mtelnet in use as BBS client for the VCFMW BBS…
that is another thing I got working only last minute.
The whole BBS setup was kind of cool. The local phone system was pro…
by shadytel midwest, the "phone company" for the show. Their tables…
set up right across from me. A meridian was running everything, and…
network access they ran me a T1 line. I had 3 phone lines set up. On…
the payphone, one for the BBS dial-in, and one for wardialing out. I…
use of all three lines. Being in the Phr34k z0ne, the payph0ne got qu…
lot of use. There also were quite a few dial-ins into the BBS, and i…
look at the userlist you may recognize some names from rogueserver.co…
the PLA (phonelosers), including RBCP himself. Yes, the PLA was there…
accross from me, next to the shadytel co. and the analog phone switc…
used to listen to the PLA stuff even way back in the 90's, so meeting…
was really cool. They let me leech a bunch of their stuff, like stic…
pins, a cd, flyers, etc,... Really nice folks. And of course, I coul…
resist making a few prank calls. Anyway, in the end, I only had jus…
everything working (somewhat), and silent700 announced on the PA tha…
was time to close up for the night. I didn't really hang around, as …
exhausted. I got an uber back to the hotel and pretty much immedi…
passed out.
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.-----------------| Saturday, September 9, 2023 …
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. Wakey wakey, alarm goes off, I hop in the shower, get dres…
downstairs, get coffee from the hotel breakfast, but it was too bu…
get food, drank my coffee, uber back to the vcfmw venue... and as the…
car is pulling into the lot, into view comes this huge crowd waitin…
get in. So many people. It looked like as if they were waiting to get…
a concert or something. Half awake I stroll past the crowd waiting a…
converence hall enterance and go through the hotel enterance and pr…
to the bistro where I got some real breakfast, and soon enough they l…
and everyone else in. The fact that vendors and the general public go…
at the same time was a little bit problematic, because trying to ge…
your machines set up again and connected to the right things with c…
swarming around you is not exactly trivial. I get a bit overwhelmed …
times in large crowds. And then also trying to think to get things wo…
is hard. That was kind of the theme for Saturday morning, really, be…
after I got everything working, it wasn't long before the power gre…
came back, and I had to start over. If it wasn't power, it'd be eth…
going out, or the phones (that only happened 2x). All of that wouldn…
a big deal, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm an idiot and didn't br…
plug&play exhibit. It was like 30min of set-up every time. To make ma…
worse, if the network would drop, ssh to sdf would disconnect, and…
the terminals would drop to a shell. I caught one kid typing `rm -f…
and I'm like... don't do that? .. haha - He wasn't really going to d…
he said, but that doesn't really matter, because it basically meant t…
couldn't leave my table, and had to watch the whole setup to make sur…
network didn't drop. However, in spite of that, I had a lot of fun an…
a really good time. It was fun to be in the phr34k z0ne and near othe…
enthousiasts helped as well.
<dialtone... dtmf tones dialing 2032>
- "Hello"
- "yes?"
- "Are you a phone loser?"
- "erm... yes?"
- "Do you have phones?"
- "yes"
- "I like phones."
- *passes phone* "Here, it's for you.".....:pause:....."hello?"…
- "Hi. Are you a phone loser?"
- "Yes, what do you want?"
- "Phones. Do you have phones? I like phones"
<some bits of back & forth conversation I forgot>
- "LISTEN YOU LITTLE PUNK, DO NOT CALL HERE AGAIN OR I AM CALLI…
THE POLICE!"

 <dialtone>
At one point in the afternoon Jeri Ellsworth strolled past my booth…
started messing with the payphone. I struck up a brief conversation …
the Tilt5 AR stuff, as I had been thinking about getting their SDK t…
and make it work with the Eternal game engine I've been working on. …
was unexpected and neat. She said they'd demo it at the bistro area l…
Big thanks to jasmaz who helped me watch my table several times throu…
the show! --
I also brought a Personal Iris which was given to me by my friend Kah…
also was there with me. It had been sitting in my office for a year, …
hadn't even tried to turn it on yet. That's how busy of a year it has…
haha - Josh who was with Andrew from Irixnet was really excited abou…
and we ended up selling it to him for $50 ( and an extra $50 next ye…
he doesn't get it working hahaha ) - it was so much fun to meet him.…
enthousiasm of everyone at the show is very infectious. And I know…
I'm out of bandwidth - as such it's better for the machine to go to …
one who will actually do something with it.
At the end of the show on Saturday, I stuck around a bit and end…
chatting a bit with someone (I'm sorry, I forgot your name) who sai…
dad started a new vintage computer show in Indiana, called IndyCla…
( https://indyclassic.org ) - this show is in April, and I guess it…
it's second year. It's a similar distance from me as VCFMW, so I act…
might hit it up this year.
Left the venue around midnight, and like the day before pretty much p…
out immediately.
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.-----------------| Sunday, September 10, 2023 …
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. Similar routine as Saturday morning, but this time the hot…
less crowded, so I _did_ manage to get some grub there this time ar…
Overall, this day was a lot less busy. My wife joined us at around…
and we spent most of the remaining time just sitting at my table chat…
which was also nice.

 <dialtone>
 <dtmf sounds dialing 2033>
- (Imitating an elderly person, poorly) "Hello?"
- "Hello!"
- "A young gentleman gave me this number and said you could help me …
my computer."
- "Have you seen my mommy?"
- "Ehhhh no, I have not seen your mommy, can you fix my computer?"[…
- "I lost my mommy."
- "That's most unfortunate,... listen, can you help me with my compu…
- "No, hang on, let me give you the other guy, I love you!"[38;…
- "Okay... "
- "Hi. I'm the other guy."
- "Hi, can you fix my computer?"
- "I love you..."
- "Okay,.. that's a bit of a weird thing to say,.. I'm calling becau…
some young gentleman gave me this number and said you can fix my…
computer, can you help me?"
- "I mean, when I say I love you, I'm saying it kind of in a sim…
way like when they say Jesus loves you, you know, it's that k…
of love."
- "Oh... I see.... right... ok.... but... can you fix my computer?"…
- "What kind of computer is it?"
- "Oh I don't know, it's like,... a tower..."
- "What's wrong with it?"
- "I click the 'E' to get to the internet and then like nothing.."
- Have you seen a show called "Happy Days?"
- "Yes, I have."
- "You know, the Fonz, he's got a little technique called[3…
"percussive maintenance"..."
- "Oh yes, I am familiar with it, hang on, let me get a hammer,..."…
< Metal banging sounds>
"It's still broken. Now it won't turn on."
- "Holdup, let me get you another guy".
- "Hi, this is the other guy. Have you seen my mommy? I lost my …
- "No, I have not seen your mom."
- "Well, should I go turn myself in? You know, to the mall secur…
- "What? Turn yourself in? Have you committed a crime?"
- "No, no, I just lost my mommy, I mean, they might be able to h…
find my mommy."
- "Oh.... I see. Yeah, you should probably do that."
- "Okay, I have to go. I love you, bye"

 <dialtone>
 Come 3PM I started tearing down, again didn't wait for an available …
 so I just hand-carried it all back to the car, although at least …
 time around I didn't have to carry a Personal Iris back. :) I hop…
 found a good home.
 (Forgot to mention, on sunday we did get in before the crowds,
 which helped a lot!)
 A big thank you to every one who made this event possible, and a spe…
 thank you to the ShadyTel Midwest phone company. May the undisclosed…
 they charge forever remain undisclosed.
Pictures kindly provided by my friend Kahn.
THE END
Editorial note: I forgot to mention that unfortunately Jeri's AR demo
didn't end up happening because the Tilt5 people decided to get into
drinks instead, hahaha :)
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